Chapter 265 The Poem of Life 10 I almost died of laughter
Chapter 265 The Poem of Life 10 I almost died of laughter
The boring words were full of seriousness: "Remember last time, you lied to me that I would not die again, and look, I am dead now."
Eclipse: ...
"This was an accident." Eclipse coughed lightly, "You have to understand, when I say you won't die, I really won't die."
Bored pointed at his rough face and said, "Look into my eyes and say it again?"
He Feng was somewhat surprised at the smooth conversation between Boring and Eclipse, and was also surprised at the rough workmanship of the face.
Although Bored's body just now may not be so delicate, at least his mouth and eyes can move, and he can make some basic expressions and movements. His joints are also very flexible, unlike his current body, which looks very stiff.
What's more, He Feng also discovered that except for the boring body, the workmanship of all other robots was different, but there was one common point, that is, they were rough, too rough.
Therefore, He Feng commented seriously: "Let alone one twentieth of this, I'm afraid it's not even one two hundredth of the mechanical race."
Hearing this, Eclipse felt a little embarrassed. He patted Boring and pushed the robot that was clinging to him away. He turned his head and looked at He Feng and said, "That's why I need your help."
"Linglan is right. You really need someone to stop it." He Feng poked the robot in front of him: "If you send it forward like this, you will only end up dead."
He Feng had fought with the mechanical clan when rescuing Ling Lan yesterday. Although the opponent was killed in one blow and could not withstand a single blow from him, the mechanical clan was much more sophisticated than these robots. At least their movements were very smooth and their facial expressions were obvious. The robots here at Eclipse could not compare to them at all.
If the annihilation plan was really carried out, Eclipse might die directly on the territory of the Mechanical Clan.
It is indeed a dead end. Even if Eclipse doesn't want to admit it, he doesn't have to, but there is indeed a gap, and it is extremely large.
It looked at the silent Eclipse and then at He Feng, a little puzzled: "Master Linglan? Master Linglan..."
"Boring!" Eclipse stopped Boring from continuing. He shook his head at Boring and said seriously, "There has been no Lord Linglan since before. We have different ideals and cannot make plans together."
"How can it be considered a difference?" He Feng interrupted: "It's just that he understands the gap better."
Eclipse hung his head and said nothing. After a while, he suddenly chuckled and said, "Even if I have the machines of the Mechanical Clan and two million soldiers, he will still stop me. This is the difference between the Tao and the Tao."
This statement was a bit outrageous, and He Feng didn't quite understand: "You are so sure, do you have any evidence?"
"I've been with him for a long time, so I naturally know what he's thinking." Eclipse raised his head, as if he had made up his mind: "Even if he threatens me to give up everything, I won't listen. Linglan will never be able to give me what I want."
He Feng didn't understand why Eclipse was so sure that he and Linglan had different opinions before. Now his words were so incoherent that He Feng was even more confused.
These two sentences seemed to make the whole thing even more confusing. He Feng discovered that the place he was in might be very far away from the real truth.
He looked at Eclipse, who had already begun to mobilize boredom to wake up all the robots with a determined look on his face, and always felt that things were not and would not be that simple.
He was not the only one who came up with this conclusion. All the players present had more or less sensed that something was wrong.
Fu Shi covered his aching heart and already knew the reason for all this.
Ultimately, it's all the fault of the horror game system. It has to interfere in the affairs of the parallel world. It's really bored.
Activating all the robots, Eclipse unfolded the city map and pointed to the building in the center, saying, "The headquarters of the mechanical tribe is here, and this is the tallest building in Jiaqi City."
He Feng understood, but he had a bigger question: "Why did you go alone with these robots to attack the mechanical tribe? Why didn't you bring the people from the base with you?"
Eclipse raised a bitter smile and patted his head: "Humanity can't stand any more casualties. If there really has to be one, then I alone will be enough."
He Feng didn't answer.
Eclipse may be a bit radical in his approach, but he is definitely a good leader.
He Feng still remembers the first time he saw Eclipse in the central square yesterday. Those people were shouting Eclipse's name like crazy, calling him General.
Eclipse was really loved by the people. If such a leader died, those people would definitely be sad.
So don't die.
He Feng thought about it, he and Shen Zishu looked at each other and took a step at the same time, their movements full of tacit understanding.
The robot team, which was almost 100,000 strong, was organized. Eclipse drove a car and parked it steadily in front of He Feng and his companions.
This car is a very common off-road vehicle in doomsday literature. It has a large space and looks very majestic.
Eclipse raised an eyebrow at them, pointed his hand back and said proudly: "There's another one in there, let's drive away."
"Wuhu!" Sheng Nancheng raised his arm excitedly, pulled Lu Ming and Fu Shi straight to the direction of the Eclipse Pointer, and directly assigned the personnel.
They are now in the suburbs. The city of Jiaqi is very large. Even without traffic lights and restrictions on other vehicles, it takes twenty minutes to drive from here to the city center.
Fortunately, although those robots looked a bit lame, they ran very well and their speed was not slower than that of cars. Led by Bored, they followed the two cars.
There were two off-road vehicles. Eclipse was driving the front one, while He Feng and Shen Zishu were sitting in the back. The back one was a bit funny. Lu Ming was driving the car, while Sheng Nancheng pulled Fu Shi to sit in the back seat, chattering at Fu Shi, and he wished he could tie Fu Shi up and put him in Player Island No. 10.
Fu Shi, who was annoyed by the nagging, looked like he had lost all hope in life. He only hated himself for not being able to drive. Otherwise, he could use the excuse that he couldn't be distracted while driving to make Sheng Nancheng shut up.
He looked at the roof of the car, sighed deeply, and the light in his eyes slowly disappeared.
[Hahahahahahaha help me, I'm dying of laughter, Shishi might be thinking that he has never been so speechless in his life, hahaha! ]
[The crying boy really wants Fu Shi to give up his evil ways and join the good. He has been trying to persuade him since yesterday and he is still trying to persuade him today. He has been trying to persuade him non-stop. I have come to admire Fu Shi a little bit. He is so annoying. Oh no, he still refuses to surrender after being persuaded like this. He should just follow Brother He and stop struggling.]
[These past two days, no matter how outrageous the reasons given by Crybaby to persuade Fu Shi were, I didn’t laugh. Yesterday, Crybaby cried like a cow, but I still didn’t laugh. Today, when I saw the light in Fu Shi’s eyes go out, I admit that I almost died of laughter. Sure enough, I am a pervert. I am happy when I see others suffering (ps: it is just this kind of harmless suffering)]
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