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Chapter 148: If You Dare To Call Me An Airport, I Wish You Thunder And Bangs!

"Heh, just say you're greedy for my body if you're greedy for my body, don't mess with these stupid people!"

Duke rolled his eyes at Kurotsuchi Mayuri. This mad scientist turned out to be the first group of people who awakened his own memory, which was beyond his expectation.

But this is also a side reaction, this guy Kurotsuchi Mayuri has been plotting against him for a long time.

Even his obsession with plotting against him directly affected the speed of his awakening of Duke's memory.

To put it bluntly, Kurotsuchi Mayuri was too narrow-minded, too egoistic, and too vindictive. Yesterday's punch directly awakened his memory of Duke.

"Hmph, do you think I want to remember you?"

Kurotsuchi Mayuri doesn't have a good attitude towards Duke, the main thing is that his company is still aching.

Although I don't care about the appearance, after all, Kurotsuchi Mayuri usually looks weird, but do you know which big fight caused so much damage to his young heart?

what?

You said that Kurotsuchi Mayuri got punched?

Does that make a difference?

Anyway, Kurotsuchi Mayuri's heart was hurt, which made him extremely upset.

"Anyway, you remembered."

Duke didn't think too much about Kurotsuchi Mayuri's displeasure. He leaned against a machine beside him and stared at Kurotsuchi Mayuri with a smile on his face.

Seeing Duke like this, Kurotsuchi Mayuri clicked his tongue, "So, that's what I hate about you!"

"It's always like this, with a laughing and joking look, but it's really annoying!"

As soon as Kurotsuchi Mayuri finished speaking, the machine that Duke was leaning on suddenly collapsed downwards, causing Duke to fall to one side involuntarily, and even hit the ground.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri looked at Duke who smashed the machine, his eyebrows couldn't stop beating, and the veins on his forehead were looming, he gritted his teeth and roared loudly: "Duke!!!"

"Sorry, sorry!"

Duke immediately stood up from the ground, and while patting the dust off his body, he also took a step back.

This step directly caused him to bump into a machine similar to a water dispenser. The bucket hanging from the machine shook slightly, and then fell straight down and fell on Duke's head.

boom!

After the bucket touched Duke's head, Duke was fine, but the bucket was blown to pieces.

The liquid of unknown composition in the bucket spilled all over the face.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri looked at Duke whose hair was wet and wiped his face with his hands, and couldn't bear the flowers anymore.

"Duke!!!"

"What's your name, what's your name!"

While Duke spoke dissatisfiedly, he also wiped his wet hair.

"I didn't even dislike your bucket falling and hitting me, but you started to dislike me instead!"

"Get out!"

Kurotsuchi Mayuri pointed towards the door, "Get out, I don't want to see you again!"

"cut!"

Duke raised a middle finger towards Kurotsuchi Mayuri, and did not plan to stay here any longer.

Before leaving, Du Gong patted the cabinet containing Kurotsuchi Mayuri's specimens, and made a grimace at Kurotsuchi Mayuri.

"Stingy, you just smashed it...々."

The next second, the screw on the cabinet that Duke slapped suddenly broke out, and the entire cabinet lost this screw.

bang bang ding... lang...

The cabinet and the specimen jars placed on it fell to the ground. Duke looked at the glass shards and specimens everywhere, as well as the special solution for preserving the specimens.

"I suddenly remembered that I didn't give the dog a loving hug when I went out!"

Duke glanced at the messy ground, and said suddenly: "I'll go back first!"

"Come to play with you next time!"

After the words fell, Duke disappeared without a trace, and at the same time, Kurotsuchi Mayuri finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Duke, you bastard!!!!!"

"Don't come to my twelfth division again!!!!!!!"

After a while.

Kuchiki house, family house.

"Evil door!"

Duke, squatting in front of the flowers, while pinching off the brightest and most delicate flowers in the flowers, was also thinking about the things that happened in Kurotsuchi Mayuri's private office before.

Judging from his degree of control over his own body, it is impossible for these accidents to happen just by relying on Kurotsuchi Mayuri's machine at will, bumping backwards into the machine, and slapping the cabinet.

In fact, it is a very abnormal thing that these things can happen to him.

But it just happened.

It's like when he was facing that blond kid before, he was affected by the opponent's ability and was affected by endless disasters.

At that time, all the skills that missed the target on the entire battlefield flew towards him.

Wherever you go, you will fall down, you will fall down when you touch it, and you will always be turned over by skills.

But the little blond kid had already been eaten by Yohbach, who also exploded.

What's more, he also cut off the causal line of the ability that the blond kid exerted on himself...

causal line.......

causal line!!!

The theory of the circle!!!

Duke suddenly pinched off a delicate rose, and understood what caused all this to happen.

It's because of the side effect of the circle principle that he used to find Yuhabach and one of the blond-haired kid's Kidō back then!

As I said before, the incantation of the principle of the circle allows him to intuitively see the causal line that exists in the world, and to control everything along the causal connection between him and others.

Finding people and objects is just a skill, and it can also kill people along the line of cause and effect.

That is to say, hacking people along the network cable in the legend.

But this spell has a fatal flaw!

That is karma!

If you use it too many times and disturb the cause and effect too seriously, you will suffer from the backlash of cause and effect, and you will never be able to find your own cause, and you will never be able to achieve your own effect. This is a serious consequence.

And the most serious consequence is to disturb the existing law of causality and cause the disorder of causality.

After the law of causality is disordered, things like roosters laying eggs and iron trees blooming are likely to occur.

Now, Duke has just awakened his memory for the first batch of people, and he is about to return to the current world line smoothly and start enjoying his daily life.

But something like this happened again.

Although it wasn't such a big problem as causal disorder, but this time the backlash of the theory of the circle also caught him off guard.

And the backlash this time is also the most terrifying, that is bad luck!

As the saying goes, when people are unlucky, drinking cold water will stuff their teeth.

This common saying is likely to appear on Duke, even more than just drinking cold water to stuff his teeth.

It will also appear that there must be no paper in the toilet, there is absolutely no seasoning packet for instant noodles, you will choke when eating, you will definitely not find the other one when you wear socks, and the blind box is always broken when you open it. These are commonplace things.

When it evolves to the later stage, it may walk you through a catastrophe.

Resting on the side of the road, I was chased by a boulder from nowhere!

Even if you go into the mountains, you will encounter natural disasters such as mudslides and flash floods.

As for the backlash of wanting to get over the side effects of the principle of the circle, I can only grit my teeth and resist it.

Unlucky things like this, as long as the bad luck doesn't kill people, there is a high probability that they will get used to it.

And after you get used to it, the bad luck will gradually disappear.

And there will be a very small probability that you will rebound from the bottom due to bad luck, making you the emperor of Europe for a period of time.

"Oh, bad luck!"

Duke, who finished picking up the flowers in Kuchiki's house, gathered all the flowers in his hand into a bouquet and put them aside. He began to look for the weeds on the side and twist them into straw ropes to tie the bouquet of flowers together.

After finishing the bouquet, Duke looked at the bouquet in his hand and nodded in satisfaction. ,

..." Although it is bad luck now, the relationship between a man and a woman cannot be

"Sister Hua will definitely like this bouquet of flowers!"

Duke looked at the bouquet in his hand, and while nodding in satisfaction, a question came out from the side.

"What did you bastard do to my brother's bushes?"

Duke looked for the sound, and saw a petite black-haired figure with short curly hair, staring at him with deep purple eyes.

"Weave a bouquet of flowers for the person I like!"

Duke raised the bouquet in his hand and said triumphantly: "Not bad!

"It looks really good, weaving bouquets for your loved ones, and the attitude of caring for them is also very admirable.

While the visitor folded his arms and nodded slowly, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, and asked again: "But why didn't you go to the street to buy it, and instead came to my house to pick my brother's flowers?"

"Because what you pick yourself is more sincere than what you bought?"

Duke tilted his head, and at the same time recognized the other party, Byakuya Kuchiki's sister-in-law, Rukia Kuchiki.

Rukia Kuchiki nodded upon hearing the sound, "You are right, but these are not wild flowers on the roadside, they are my brother's favorite flowers!!"

"Oh, and then?"

Duke looked indifferent, with his nose buckled, squinting at Rukia Kuchiki and said: "Little brother dei, I advise you to deal with rat tail juice, don't bother with what you shouldn't!"

"Little brother?"

Rukia Kuchiki's eyes widened, and she also noticed Duke's gaze resting on her chest.

Notice (Nonuo's) that Rukia Kuchiki, who saw this scene, immediately covered her chest with both hands, and said sternly: "Your way of distinguishing gender based on female characteristics is too rude.

"Oh, and then?"

Duke had an indifferent expression on his face, Rukia Kuchiki pointed at Duke angrily: "A rude person like you will definitely be struck by lightning!"

As soon as Rukia Kuchiki finished speaking, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, hitting Duke on the forehead.

As the lightning flashed, Duke's hair stood up straight from the shock, and while his face became pitch black, he opened his mouth and exhaled a puff of smoke rings.

Not far away, came a concerned question.

"Sorry, I'm practicing Shikai, didn't hurt anyone?"

Duke ignored the inquiry and turned to look at the bouquet in his hand.

Under the lightning strike just now, the bouquet has turned into a torch, and cheerful little flames are dancing on the scorched flower branches.

Duke's eyes rolled slowly, and his eyes fell on Rukia.

"Little brother, have you heard of Porcelain?"

Rukia Kuchiki looked at Duke with bristling hair and couldn't help asking: "Are you okay?"

"Do you need me to find someone from the Fourth Division?"

Duke chuckled, "It seems that you have never heard of Pengci!"

Rukia Kuchiki blinked, and asked in confusion: "Does this have something to do with what happened to you now?"

"Little brother, you are in trouble!"

...Take care of the cats, the update is a bit late.