Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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The sight that came into view made her pupils contract sharply, and she even held her breath for a moment—

"One, two, three—Pull!"

Qingyu and Erkang's faces turned bright red, their hands gripping the hilt of the Dream One Heart sword tightly.

The blade trembled violently, emitting a piercing buzz, as if resisting this "birth".

"This broken knife is harder to pry open than a nailed coffin lid!"

Er Kang cursed through gritted teeth, the water element patterns on his body twisting and deforming from the excessive force.

On the other side, Gu Qian, seven meters tall, knelt on the ground, his huge hand carefully grasping Lei Dianzhen's slender arm: "No, no! It's going to break, it's going to break!"

He stared in horror at the red marks that had appeared on Raiden's fair skin.

"Go easy on me!"

Lightning was in so much pain that tears welled up in her eyes, and her once dignified face was now contorted.

"My back! My back is going to break!"

Ying clung to Raiden's waist like a koala, her face flushed red: "Paimon! Push harder!"

"No no no!"

Paimon's face turned bright red, and he clenched his teeth tightly on Raiden's sash, making a sound just like an angry squirrel.

Zhang Chu took out the lubricant and poured bottle after bottle of it onto Dream Heart.

Lei stood frozen in place, his purple pupils trembling violently.

Five hundred years of time collapsed into nothingness at this moment—she saw her sister's familiar eyebrows and eyes, heard her sister's tearful complaints, and could even smell the faint fragrance of toon flowers in her sister's hair.

"elder sister……?"

The call was as soft as a dream, yet it instantly silenced the chaotic scene.

Raiden turned his head, his tearful eyes reflecting his sister's disheveled appearance.

She suddenly broke into a tearful smile.

"You've grown up..."

This seemingly ordinary, everyday remark became the final straw that broke the camel's back for Lei's film.

Large tears rolled down from the goddess's eyes. She staggered forward and gently placed her trembling hands on her sister's hands.

"I'll... help you..."

The moment Lei touched it, a sudden change occurred!

Suddenly, a dazzling burst of lightning erupted from the blade, and countless fragments of memories surged forth from its body—

Five hundred years ago, the sisters stood side by side at the Asaru Pavilion; Raiden's gentle words of advice before his departure; the figure collapsing in his sister's arms during the Calamity of Kanria...

These memories transform into tangible particles of light, weaving together in the air to form a dazzling galaxy.

"This is……!"

The three-colored dumpling in the hands of the Yae no Miko, who had just arrived, fell to the ground with a thud.

She was shocked to see that Raiden's originally translucent body was becoming solid at a speed visible to the naked eye, his pale cheeks were regaining color, and even the folds of his kimono began to rise and fall slightly with his breathing.

"The soul materializes..."

The divine child murmured to himself.

"A true...resurrection!"

"Stop daydreaming, fox!"

Er Kang's forehead veins bulged.

"Come and lend a hand!"

The moment the divine child joined the pulling force, a pillar of lightning that pierced through heaven and earth suddenly shot into the sky from the heart of Dream One!

Everyone was thrown away by the intense energy fluctuations, but Lei Yingdian clung tightly to his sister's body.

"Click——"

A crisp cracking sound echoed through the sky.

When the lightning dissipated, everyone saw Raiden kneeling on the ground, tightly embracing the materialized Raiden Shin.

The Dream One Heart that was stuck to the side had its blade covered with spiderweb-like cracks.

"Is it...successful?"

Paimon peeked out from Ying's hair.

Raiden slowly opened his eyes, his trembling fingers touching his sister's face.

The warm touch sent a shiver down Lei's spine—this was not a ghost, not a phantom, but a real, warm-hearted sister.

"Really..."

Raiden sighed helplessly, tears streaming down his face.

"How did you get yourself into this state..."

Yae no Miko suddenly chuckled, "This is going to be interesting."

She bent down to pick up the shattered dream, and faint starlight could be seen flowing through the cracks in the blade.

"It seems that this certain otaku general will have to start learning how to be a little sister all over again~"

In the distance, the four-person group lay sprawled on the ground, panting heavily.

Qingyu weakly raised his hand: "Um... overtime pay..."

"Your actions in Inazuma will not be hindered in any way."

Lei Yingdian said without turning his head, his voice softer than it had been in five hundred years.

"thank you all……"

Qingyu dusted himself off and walked toward the Thunder General lying on the ground: "Alright, let's take care of the Thunder General while we're at it."

Zhang Chu casually pulled out a booklet thicker than a brick from his pocket and tossed it to Raiden Shin with a "thud": "Take a look at how well your sister is managing Inazuma."

After saying that, he took out a wrench, a screwdriver, and a strange device that was emitting electric sparks, and squatted down next to General Thunder to start repairing it.

Raiden opened the booklet with a puzzled look. The first page read—

Record of Inazuma's Governing Mistakes

(Includes detailed data on national lockdowns, hunting orders, closed-door policies, economic collapse, and widespread poverty)

Raiden's smile gradually disappeared.

Turn to the second page—

The True Story of the Shogunate's Corruption

(The investigation revealed that the corrupt officials were involved in embezzlement, the officials were involved in collusion with the ignorant masses, and the three officials were involved in collective corruption.)

Raiden's fingers trembled slightly.

Turn to page three—

The Beginning and End of the Resistance Uprising

(List of families destroyed and people killed due to the Eye Hunting Order; the starvation on Umijima Island)

A vein bulged on Lei Dian's forehead.

Turn to page four—

Inazuma GDP curve during the reign of General Raiden.

(Note: It has fallen to the bottom of the seven Teyvat nations)

Lei Dian slammed the booklet shut, slowly raised his head, squinted at Lei Yingdian, and a gentle smile appeared on his lips.

Lei Yingdian froze, and cold sweat poured down his face.

"Is this how you govern Inazuma?"

The sound of thunder was terrifyingly gentle, like the calm before a storm.

Lei Yingdian swallowed hard, immediately turning to look at Yae no Miko, his eyes filled with—

"help me!!!"

Yae no Miko shrugged, smiling as she took a bite of the tricolor dumpling: "Oh dear, General, this is a family matter~"

After saying that, she took two steps back and casually pulled out a bag of sunflower seeds from her sleeve, clearly intending to watch the show.

Lei Movie: “…”

(Betrayal! Utter betrayal!)

Raiden Shin slowly stood up, stretched his wrists, and said gently, "Kage, it's been five hundred years. I have a lot to say to you."

Lei Movie: “…”

(Oh no, I'm going to get beaten up.)

"First, let's talk about—"

Raiden grabbed Raiden's ear—

"Why did you do this to Inazuma?!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

The Thunder General, who once dominated Teyvat, now looked like a little girl who had done something wrong, being scolded by her older sister by the ear.

In the distance, the four-person team repaired General Raiden's mecha while eating sunflower seeds and watching the show.

Qingyu: "Tsk tsk, a scene of domestic violence."

Er Kang: "I didn't expect Thor to be afraid of my sister."

Zhang Chu: "Someone should have kept an eye on her a long time ago."

Gu Qian nodded honestly: "Yes, it's only natural for an older sister to hit her younger sister."