A list of enviable best friends, including Chief Superintendent Bald Qiang.

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A list of enviable best friends, including Chief Inspector Bald Qiang. Author: Who Am I 981

The fluorescent screen descends upon the heavens, revealing those enviable best friends in the world of anime and manga.

The first Chief Superintendent of Police and Bald Qiang.

During his time as a lumberjack, Bald Qiang was sentenced to hundreds of years in prison. He also committed various illegal acts in front of the Superintendent of Police, including sleeping while driving, assaulting a police officer with a knife, and smashing a soda can over someone's head.

Zhang Chulan: This isn't right, is it? Weren't we supposed to be listing the most enviable best friends? This is supposed to be a best friend?

Bai Xiaofei: Having committed so many heinous crimes, the Chief Inspector of Police will probably just shoot Bald Qiang dead after he catches him. This isn't a close friend, this should be a mortal enemy!

After Bald Qiang defeats the boss who runs the military factory and kidnaps Dudu, the Chief Superintendent of Police imprisons him for hundreds of years.

In the years that followed, Bald Qiang saved the world many times and helped the Chief Inspector of Police rise step by step to become the captain of the Earth Defense Force.

Wang Xiaoer: Holy crap! A prison sentence of hundreds of years, and the Commissioner General just said to suspend it! What kind of best friend is this?!

Bai Yuechu: Is this what you call a best friend? You help me suppress my crimes, and I'll save the world and help you get a promotion along the way.

The second Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

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System 1 Descends

On this day, a fluorescent screen, inexplicable by any known theory, descended upon the heavens of all worlds.

It is silent, yet it seems to possess immense power, overlooking all living beings.

The world of Under One Person

"Holy crap, what is this thing? How did it suddenly appear?"

Zhang Chulan raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised.

"……Oh."

Feng Baobao simply responded with a faint "yes".

She silently put the sunflower seeds back into her pocket, her expression unchanged.

"The secrets of heaven... have been covered by an even greater 'principle'."

"This thing can't be calculated."

Wang Ye sat cross-legged on the roof, revealing an unprecedentedly solemn expression.

Fine beads of sweat even appeared on his forehead.

..

The world of Jackie Chan Adventures

"Tough luck."

"Tough luck."

"Tough luck."

"I knew I'd run into trouble today."

Jackie Chan made his signature bitter face.

He assumed a standard defensive stance, his body tense and extremely alert.

"Wow."

"That's so cool."

"Jackie Chan, let's go investigate this quickly."

Xiaoyu showed an expression of extreme excitement.

She took out her camera from her backpack and started taking pictures of the sky.

"Demons and monsters, get out of here!"

"Demons and monsters, get out of here!"

"One more thing."

"This power does not belong to any magical system I know of."

The old man showed an anxious expression.

He held a dried lizard in one hand and several talismans in the other, chanting incessantly.

.....

The world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker

"What the hell?"

"Is this huge screen hanging in the sky meant to broadcast me eating colorful sticks live?"

Bai Yuechu revealed a greedy expression.

He had a lollipop in his mouth and was calling out indistinctly, but his eyes were sharp.

"Taoist brother... Heaven... Heaven is so strange."

"Su Su is a little scared..."

Tu Shan Susu showed a frightened expression.

She hid behind Bai Yuechu, only daring to peek out half of her small head, clutching a bag of snacks tightly in her arms.

"Humph."

"Who dares to act so presumptuously over my Tushan Mountain?"

Tu Shan Ya Ya revealed a cold and disdainful expression.

She stood with one hand on her hip, radiating a strong chill that froze the ground into a thin layer of ice.

.....

The world of Happy Heroes

"Wow."

"What a huge screen."

"No matter what you are, you are not allowed to harm Star Planet."

Happy Superman revealed a confident expression.

He transformed into a streak of red light and shot straight into the sky.

"Happy Superman".

"Wait a minute, don't be impulsive."

Sweetheart Superman showed an anxious and worried expression.

She flew through the air, trying to stop her reckless companion.

"..."

Be careful, Superman didn't say anything.

He revealed a sharp and calm expression.

Several phantoms separated from him, silently occupying various high points in the city, while he himself remained hidden in the shadows.

.....

The world of Doraemon

"Doraemon—".

"It's the end of the world."

"What's that big TV screen in the sky?"

Nobita Nobi showed an expression of extreme panic.

He rushed into the room with tears in his eyes and threw himself into Doraemon's arms.

"oops."

"I told you not to come to me crying every time something happens."

"I've never seen this before either."

Doraemon showed the same panicked expression.

He frantically rummaged through his four-dimensional pocket, looking extremely flustered.

.....

The World of Corpse Brother

"My goodness!"

"What's going on? Is some deity descending to inspect the planet and preparing to completely format the Earth?"

Bai Xiaofei revealed a wary yet self-deprecating expression.

He quickly checked all his weapons and ammunition, his movements were very skillful.

"Xiaofei...I...Let's find a hole to crawl into quickly."

"This thing... is terrifying..."

Xiao Hui's face turned pale with fear.

She gripped Bai Xiaofei's arm tightly, her body trembling slightly with fear.

......

The World of Boonie Bears

"What is this thing?"

"Could it be a new type of drone that Boss Li sent to monitor my tree-cutting?"

"This is the end."

Bald Qiang showed a look of fear and worry.

The chainsaw in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter, and he stood there dumbfounded.

"Big Bear, Big Bear, look up at the sky!"

"What a huge honey cake!"

Xiong Er revealed a drooling expression.

It pointed to the sky, its mouth practically watering.

"Xiong Er, don't talk nonsense, that's not food."

"This thing is very strange. We must be careful and protect the forest."

Xiong Da revealed a serious and wary expression.

It pulled Xiong Er behind it and stared intently at the strange phenomenon in the sky.

.....

The World of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf

"Don't panic, everyone."

"Let me think, this must be a natural phenomenon that we have never seen before."

"Or, it could be a projection over an extremely long distance."

Pleasant Goat revealed a calm and thoughtful expression.

He adjusted the bell on the bridge of his nose, trying to analyze the situation before him.

"Oh dear, this doesn't make sense scientifically."