MM Racing Chapter 110 That bastard misled him
Chapter 110 That bastard misled him
Seeing that this scoundrel was on the verge of going crazy, Shen Shixi quickly cupped him and kissed him, "I love Your Majesty's face the most, the most exquisite face in the whole world, without a doubt."
With her elegant bearing, imposing presence, and ethereal beauty, who wouldn't be captivated? I adore her!
Li Yuanke felt much better after being coaxed, but he was still not satisfied. "Just this face?"
"And there's skill even in bed!"
Li Yuanke's face darkened again. "Are you even a woman?"
"No, I'm a man, are you just realizing that?"
Shen Shixi tried to jump off the table, but Li Yuanke stopped her, furious but unable to do anything about it. "Let me see if you're a woman or a man!" he said.
"I told you I'm a man, Your Majesty~, so you have homosexual tendencies..."
"Shut up!" Li Yuanke was disgusted, mainly because his orientation was normal, so he couldn't stand it and blocked her mouth. He didn't let her off easily. Shen Shixi was bitten and it hurt. She tried to bite back, but he avoided her.
Upon closer inspection, the bastard was aroused again, his eyes gleaming with dark light, his fierce expression suggesting he wanted to devour her whole.
It must be said that Li Yuanke was a very self-controlled person. He usually appeared somewhat ascetic, which only made it easier for women to arouse their desire to conquer him.
It's not just men who have a desire to conquer; women do too.
Women who see men who are not easily seduced are also easily tempted to make them fall at their feet.
Shen Shixi felt a sense of accomplishment whenever she saw him fall in love with her.
Where are the emperors of the mortal realm?
One person sat on the table, and the other knelt on the couch. The tables of this era were not the tall tables of later times, but rather very low tables, which were evenly level, making it convenient to conduct business.
After kissing for a while, their clothes were undressed, and then sounds that made one blush and their heart race filled the air.
Outside the door, Bai Ping and Li Fude quickly walked away.
Nowadays, the Emperor visits Zhaoyang Palace very frequently. Fortunately, there is a hot spring pool, so there is no need for someone to guard and boil water. Otherwise, with the frequency of his requests for water, even several large pots would not be enough to boil it.
The desk was knocked open.
Li Yuanke simply picked her up and pressed her down on the couch.
"Li Yuanke, it's so cold!"
It's getting cold; this place isn't really suitable for doing business.
But it wasn't convenient to move to the inner bedroom right now, so both of them had taken off their clothes.
Li Yuanke spread his outer robe on the couch. Fortunately, he wasn't wearing a ceremonial robe today, but just a long robe, a lined robe, since it was late autumn.
Li Yuanke was worried that she would get cold, and he had been quite agitated by those seventeen or eighteen people earlier, so he had acted in a bit of a hurry.
Once you get moving, it won't be cold anymore.
He was panting. "Where's the bell I was wearing?"
"You like listening to this?" Shen Shixi's voice also broke. "I'm not letting you listen."
She gripped his wrist, feeling the strength in his bones, as hard as iron, which only fueled her desire. She snuggled into his arms, "I'm cold, I want to do it myself!"
Li Yuanke angrily exerted his strength twice, "Don't even think about letting go for a while. You can only complain of being tired after you've served me well."
Shen Shixi insisted on doing it herself, and Li Yuanke couldn't persuade her otherwise, so he handed over the initiative.
It must be said that Shen Shixi's waist strength is decent, but it's unlikely that he can compare to Li Yuanke.
Men and women are indeed unequal in terms of strength in this regard.
Shen Shixi satisfied himself and then quit.
She slumped onto the couch, and Li Yuanke helped her sit up. "Move!"
Shen Shixi remained seated, glaring at her angrily, "My back is going to break! My legs are going to snap!"
"Now that you're all better, you're abandoning me, huh?"
"I'm not going to leave you to it, do it yourself."
She shifted slightly, and Li Yuanke hissed. He couldn't wait any longer, so he picked her up and pressed her down.
About half an hour later.
Shen Shixi lay sprawled on the couch, gazing at him blankly, not understanding what he was insisting on.
If Shen Shixi knew he insisted on another three thousand, she would probably laugh herself to death.
Li Yuanke was a little frustrated because he couldn't hold out for three thousand.
He has already done his best.
That night, he wanted to try one more time, but Shen Shixi was no longer cooperating. "I'm tired, I want to sleep. Li Yuanke, aren't you afraid of working yourself to death? I am. If you're not satisfied, go find someone else. You have so many..."
Before she could even utter the word "concubine," her mouth was covered.
"Is that what I mean?"
"Then what do you mean? Did someone drug you? Li Yuanke, please don't do something so stupid. It's bad for your health. Don't believe that nonsense about 'dying under a peony is still romantic.' You're the emperor, your life is tied to the people. You value a long-term, steady relationship."
Li Yuanke was furious and embarrassed. Wasn't this all her doing? How dare she say that?
"Shut up! Go to sleep!"
The next day, after the morning court session, Li Yuanke summoned the imperial physician, Li Fude. Li Fude was alarmed; it wasn't time for his imperial pulse diagnosis yet. "Your Majesty, are you feeling unwell?"
"I have something to ask the imperial physician. Summon him."
Li Yuanke couldn't possibly discuss the effective number of times and duration of a man's intercourse with Li Fude, could he? He was a eunuch, what would he know!
The one who came was Judge Zhang. The main reason was that Jiang Lingyou and Shen Shixi had a good relationship, and Li Yuanke was afraid that he might accidentally let something slip. Did he have no shame?
Li Yuanke, shameless as ever, immediately asked, "I would like to ask, how long does it usually last when you and your wives and concubines are intimate?"
It's said that people are loyal to the emperor these days. When Zhang Yuanpan heard this, he was startled. "Your Majesty, are you...? Please allow me to take Your Majesty's pulse."
The emperor is young and strong, but so far he has only two sons and one daughter, one of whom is mentally challenged. The court officials are not without concern.
Fortunately, a selection of consorts was held this year, and good news has been frequently reported from the harem. Although the survival rate is relatively low, this is not the emperor's fault, but rather the empress's incompetence.
However, if the emperor had health problems, it would be the responsibility of the imperial physicians.
Seeing that he was being doubted, Li Yuanke's face darkened. "You only need to answer my question: how long does it usually last for a man?"
"That varies from person to person." Dr. Zhang didn't have detailed data either. He was a doctor, but these days very few people see men, and even fewer people would bother to keep track of duration. Wouldn't that be making things difficult for people?
"I usually need about half an incense stick's time."
It also includes a prelude.
Judge Zhang was still somewhat arrogant. To save face, he even lied about the time, saying, "Some people are not as good as me; they only need the time it takes to drink a cup of tea."
"A cup of tea?" Li Yuanke's expression was somewhat unpleasant. "Are you sure?"
Isn't this a bit too bad?
Judge Zhang was stunned. "Does His Majesty not even deserve a cup of tea?"
That does indeed present some problems.
Li Yuanke's expression was indescribable. He decided not to argue with him about it and asked, "Is there anyone who can hold out for an hour?"
As if he had glimpsed the emperor's thoughts, Zhang Yuanpan shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, we cannot rule out such a person with extraordinary talent, but I have never seen one. If the historical records are correct, the First Emperor's adoptive father, Miao Du, may have had such ability, but such a person must be extremely rare."
He cautioned, "Your Majesty, the pleasures of men and women are only for procreation. I urge Your Majesty to consider the well-being of the nation and cherish your health. Your Majesty is currently in the prime of life, while the ladies are delicate. If sexual intercourse lasts too long, it will have the opposite effect and be detrimental to offspring. There is no need to seek external aids."
The emperor was only thinking about how that scoundrel had misled him, making him almost believe he hadn't done enough. He didn't listen to what the Imperial Physician Zhang was saying, and waved his hand, saying, "I know."
Since he had already come all this way and the emperor had come to inquire about his health, Judge Zhang could not leave empty-handed. He insisted on taking the emperor's pulse to check his condition.
After finishing his explanation, Imperial Physician Zhang said, "Your Majesty, please forgive my bluntness, but judging from Your Majesty's pulse, Your Majesty is exceptionally blessed. If the empresses are weak and have difficulty receiving pleasure, we can only prescribe some tonics for them. There is no other way."
Li Yuanke's face darkened. "You need not trouble yourself with such matters."
When he favored other concubines, he didn't pay any attention to them. How could he know whose body was weak and whose was not?