Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang joked, "I didn't sense any murderous intent, but the silliness emanated from within."

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said, "The code name doesn't matter. Even if you were called Zhang Dapao, it wouldn't make a difference..."

"How did you know my nickname is Zhang Dapao?" Zhang Wei asked in surprise.

"Don't interrupt me," Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly. "The key is to get into battle mode."

At that moment, two girls walked past.

Lu Ziqiao immediately locked onto the target and said, "Target spotted, move out."

"Wait, wait." Zhang Wei suddenly grabbed Lü Ziqiao, who was about to leave, and then took a deep breath and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's alright."

Su Mingyang nodded and said, "You guys go, I'll cheer you on from the sidelines!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei nodded and started to move again. But then Zhang Wei grabbed Lu Ziqiao again, saying nervously, "Wait, wait."

Lu Ziqiao frowned and asked, "What exactly is wrong with you?"

"Hehe, I was just kidding." After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he grabbed Lü Ziqiao again, his face full of tears, and said, "Wait, wait, boohoo, I can't, I really can't, I still feel like the shadow of heartbreak is lingering."

Su Mingyang advised, "Zhang Wei, you need to have confidence in yourself."

Lu Ziqiao put his hands on his hips and said, "Zhang Wei, only a fool would trouble himself."

Zhang Wei said nervously, "Yes, my code name is Mediocre. I really can't do this. I just broke up with my boyfriend, how can I do something like this..."

Snapped!

Before Zhang Wei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Ziqiao's slap of 840.

Zhang Wei said with a look of enjoyment, "Ah~, I feel much better now."

See this scene.

Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing: "Zhang Wei, how come you've become a masochist?"

"No way!" Zhang Wei quickly denied.

Lu Ziqiao interrupted Zhang Wei's reverie and gestured.

Then I walked to the bar.

He patted the girl sitting next to him.

The girl turned around.

Seeing the girl's face

Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened as he asked, "Yu Mo? It's you?"

Qin Yumo rolled her eyes and retorted, "Why can't it be me?"

Not far away, Su Mingyang saw that Lu Ziqiao was actually flirting with Yu Mo.

I walked over, feeling both amused and exasperated.

"Mingyang, you're here too." Qin Yumo greeted him.

Su Mingyang nodded.

"I brought Mingyang here," Lu Ziqiao said.

"You encouraged Mingyang to come to the bar and chat up girls?" Qin Yumo asked with a smile.

"Of course not, Yu Mo, how could you think of me like that?" Lu Ziqiao denied.

"Oh? Is that so?" Qin Yumo glanced at Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang said, "Yu Mo, you guessed wrong. Zi Qiao didn't bring me to the bar to pick up girls. Today's main character is someone else. I'm just an extra."

"Okay, then who is the main character?" Qin Yumo asked curiously.

"Please welcome my new partner, Zhang Wei," Lu Ziqiao introduced solemnly.

But Zhang Wei did not respond.

All three of them had some doubts.

I turned my head and glanced at it.

Zhang Wei was nowhere to be found in the bar.

Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a moment, then said somewhat awkwardly, "Uh, it seems he deserted at the last minute."

Lu Ziqiao shouted, "Damn it, how could this guy do this? Looks like my brainwashing hasn't worked yet."

After saying that, Lü Ziqiao ran off to find Zhang Wei.

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in the afternoon.

Su Mingyang told Qin Yumo about Zhang Wei's breakup.

I wanted her to help me understand Zhang Wei's feelings.

After all, when it comes to dealing with heartbreak.

She is experienced.

The three of them were chatting.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao ran over and said, "Zhang Wei, in order to eliminate the shadow left by your breakup, we are now adopting the second strategy: the ultimate indirect approach method."

Qin Yumo curled her lips after hearing this.

Su Mingyang wanted to see what kind of trick Lu Ziqiao would play this time.

Zhang Wei pricked up his ears and listened attentively.

Lu Ziqiao explained, "The rules are like this: we'll work together. There are many things I can't say during the introduction, and that's where you come in. You need to use indirect methods to successfully sell me, and vice versa. Understand?"

Zhang Wei replied with a smile, "Understood."

Qin Yumo asked with a smile, "Ziqiao, why are your plans always intermediate (or final) level? Don't you have any advanced ways to strike up a conversation?"

"Because Ziqiao's brain can only think of intermediate level at most," Su Mingyang joked.

"What?" Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said, "I'm afraid he can't comprehend the advanced stuff."

Qin Yumo sipped her drink and asked, "Are you sure this method will work for Zhang Wei?"

"Hmph, if I can't read his pulse, my veterinary license is useless." After saying that, Lu Ziqiao suddenly remembered something and asked Zhang Wei, "By the way, have you memorized the three rules I just taught you?"

“Of course,” Zhang Wei explained. “First, you need to find a way to get the girl away from her friends so she’s alone before you can make your move. Second, subtly let her know that your partner is paying attention to her. Third, cleverly elevate your partner’s image and taste, making her feel honored to be noticed and curious.”

"Very good, put what you've learned into practice. Remember, there are no rehearsals in life, every day is a live broadcast." Lu Ziqiao said encouragingly, then gestured to a beautiful woman and nodded to Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei nodded nervously, then walked towards the girl that Lu Ziqiao had indicated.

He greeted a pretty girl at the bar with, "Hi!"

The beautiful woman turned around, looked at Zhang Wei, and waved: "Hi!"

Zhang Wei introduced himself: "Hello, my name is...s~nake."

The beautiful woman said with a hint of disgust, "What a disgusting name!"

Zhang Wei said with a smile, "No, don't worry, I'm not here to chat you up. I just want to introduce you to a friend."

The beautiful woman asked, "Who are you?"

Zhang Wei chuckled foolishly and took a few steps back, waving his hand and saying, "Come here, come here, come here, I'll tell you if you come here."

See this scene.

Lu Ziqiao was so embarrassed he wanted to crawl into a hole.

Qin Yumo looked utterly helpless.

Su Mingyang covered his forehead, feeling an urge to slam Zhang Wei's head against the wall and smash it a couple of times.

"Okay." The beautiful woman, holding a glass of wine, frowned and followed Zhang Wei over.

Zhang Wei said with a smile, "You know what? There's a handsome guy secretly watching you."

The beautiful woman glanced at Su Mingyang and Lü Ziqiao and asked, "Oh? Who is it?"

Zhang Wei pointed to Lü Ziqiao and introduced him: "That's him, Lü Xiaobu."

"Hey!" Lu Ziqiao's face was extremely embarrassed.

The beautiful woman sized up Lü Ziqiao and smiled, "Hi!"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Xiao Bu is a very tasteful person, you could say... he's been with countless women, but he doesn't just spy on everyone!"

puff~

Su Mingyang and Qin Yumo both suppressed their laughter upon hearing Zhang Wei's words. Lu Ziqiao, on the other hand, subtly nudged Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei misunderstood, thinking that Lu Ziqiao wanted him to add something extra. So Zhang Wei said, "It's an honor for you to catch his eye. Aren't you curious?"

The beautiful woman frowned, rolled her eyes, and began to show signs of impatience.

Zhang Wei glanced at Lü Ziqiao, grinned foolishly, and said, "Uh, what I mean is, he has great taste. He's seen plenty of girls like you, haha."

Upon hearing this, the beautiful woman unceremoniously splashed wine all over Lu Ziqiao's face, and Zhang Wei was also hit by the rebounding wine. It was a double kill, and then the woman walked away with the empty glass without looking back.