Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zhang Wei finally mustered the courage to lure Yomoran out.

Bar downstairs.

The two sat opposite each other.

Zhang Wei smiled and said with emotion, "I really didn't expect you to come out for dinner."

Moran said with a smile, "I'm starting to feel a little embarrassed about always punishing you."

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Not knowing what to talk about next, the two froze, and the atmosphere became somewhat awkward.

Moran thought for a moment and asked, "By the way, have you paid your ticket yet?"

"Where would I get spare money?" Zhang Wei replied. "Not yet, no rush, right?"

Moran frowned and said, "If you don't pay soon, you'll have to pay a late fee, which is five percent per day!"

"Really?" After glaring at him, Zhang Wei immediately remembered Qin Yumo's words and forced a calm expression, saying, "I don't care about this little bit of money."

The atmosphere became awkward again.

This time, Moran really couldn't think of anything to say, and awkwardly said, "Um, I'm going to the restroom, sorry." Then she stood up and stumbled towards the restroom.

Seeing Mo Lan walk away, Zhang Wei quickly took out his phone and anxiously dialed, "Hey, Yu Mo, hurry up and pay the ticket for me, otherwise I'll have to pay late fees."

"Um, I don't have time, I'm busy... you should contact Mingyang. I've explained everything, Mingyang will tell you. Also, you're on a date, can you stop thinking about money all the time? Okay, okay, I'm starting now, I'm hanging up." Qin Yumo quickly hung up the phone and started buying the latest cosmetics.

Zhang Wei asked, bewildered, "Mingyang?"

Su Mingyang, who had been sitting next to the two, patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and smiled when he heard Zhang Wei call him. "Here I am."

Zhang Wei shuddered in fright, turned around and saw it was Su Mingyang, and complained, "Mingyang, you scared me to death."

"Here, Yu Mo asked me to tell you to remember your keyword for today: Cool and Elegant." Su Mingyang handed Zhang Wei a booklet that looked like a menu.

Zhang Wei took the booklet and asked in confusion, "Why are you giving me a menu?"

"This looks like a menu, but it's actually a 'Cool and Elegant' guide that Yu Mo asked me to give you. It contains topics that can showcase your cool and elegant style. Just answer the questions and answers according to the instructions on this, and everything will be fine. Okay, that's all for now." After relaying the message, Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Good luck, I believe in you!"

Zhang Wei smiled as he looked at the strategy guide and said, "Thank you, Mingyang. Oh, and please thank Yu Mo for me. Oh, and could you do me another favor?"

Su Mingyang asked, "What kind of help?"

Zhang Wei glanced in the direction of the restroom, then said with a long face, "I have to pay the ticket tomorrow no matter what."

Su Mingyang twitched the corner of his mouth: "Don't worry, you've said it so many times, you're so long-winded."

the other side.

After Moran finished using the restroom, she rushed to the bar and said, "Hey, bro, I'm so nervous."

Moran's brother, Jiaming, said helplessly, "This is your eighth blind date this year. It can't fall through again. I think that guy is pretty good."

Moran frowned and said, "But I... but I don't know what to talk to him about!"

Jiaming frowned and quickly said, "Please don't mention your past as a criminal investigator to him again. I don't want to scare him away. I transferred you to be a traffic police officer because I wanted you to be more ladylike. Otherwise, how will you get married?"

Moran complained unhappily, "But I never wear high heels normally. You have no idea how many times I twisted my ankle just now."

“You’ll have to get used to it. These days, guys like pure and sweet girls. That’s your keyword for tonight.” After saying that, Jiaming took out a “menu” and added, “So I’ve prepared something special for you, a secret weapon.”

Moran took the "menu" and asked, "Menu?"

Jiaming explained, "This is a guide to achieving a pure and innocent image. I've written down all the details you need to pay attention to later. Just follow the instructions in the guide, and the other person will definitely mistake you for a pure and sweet girl."

"Okay, I'm going then." Moran took the guide to navigating the world of innocence and went back.

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Looking at the Cool Strategy Guide, Zhang Wei said, "My advantage is... I'm handsome, but my disadvantage is... my handsomeness isn't obvious."

Moran looked at the guide to innocence and chuckled dryly, "Heh, you're so elegant. Is your shirt... made of Sea Island cotton?"

Looking at the Cool & Stylish Guide, Zhang Wei said, "Yes, I'm usually quite particular. For a while, I even felt that once I cut the tags off clothes, they were out of style. Later, I started to pay more attention to the material and comfort. But thankfully, black will never go out of style. Do you like it?"

“I admire…” Moran turned a page of the guide to being a pure and innocent girl, and continued reading: “Boys who pay attention to details.”

Zhang Wei looked at Mo Lan with a puzzled expression, feeling that she was reading the script just like him.

Looking at the guide to achieving a pure and innocent image, Moran smiled and asked, "What's your zodiac sign?"

Zhang Wei chuckled awkwardly and flipped through several pages but couldn't find the "answer" to that sentence. Frustrated, he laughed and said, "I'm made of flesh."

Moran exclaimed in surprise, "Huh?"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang, who was standing nearby, almost spat out his drink.

Su Mingyang was afraid he would laugh himself to death if he listened any longer, so he quietly moved to the bar.

Qin Yumo leaned against the bar and played on her phone.

Su Mingyang glanced at her and asked, "Yu Mo, do you think Zhang Wei has a chance of winning today?"

Qin Yumo raised his head and thought for a moment, then said, "If I hadn't helped him with the modification, I probably wouldn't have had a 10% chance of winning. Now, I think I have about a 60% chance."

"I see." Su Mingyang nodded.

"What do you think?" Qin Yumo asked, looking at him.

"I feel it's a bit risky. Without your script, Zhang Wei would be no different from an idiot. Even if it works out today, the future will definitely be full of obstacles."

"Sigh, now it's up to him to decide. Whether it's good or bad, he'll have to bear it himself. That's all I can do to help," Qin Yumo said helplessly.

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"That's true, you've done enough for him," Su Mingyang said.

While the two were chatting.

By a twist of fate, Zhang Wei swapped his script with Mo Lan's.

Zhang Wei picked up the "Innocent Guide" and started reading it, thinking to himself, "Innocent Guide? What's going on?" He quickly turned to look at Su Mingyang behind him.

But Su Mingyang had disappeared without a trace.

Moran picked up the Cool Strategy Guide, hesitated after reading its contents, and turned to look at Jiaming.

Unexpectedly, Jiaming answered a phone call, gave Moran an OK sign when she looked over, and then hurriedly left.

Zhang Wei panicked and looked around for a while before realizing that Su Mingyang had run to the bar.

She quickly gave him a meaningful look.

Seeing Zhang Wei looking at him, Su Mingyang seemed a little nervous, so he quickly gave an OK sign to encourage him.

I started observing them secretly.

Zhang Wei and Mo Lan both misunderstood, thinking that the plan had been changed.

Following the instructions in the booklet, I began my performance.

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Zhang Wei, with an unusually flamboyant gesture, picked up the black tea with his pinky finger and took a small sip.

Moran touched his chin, turned it around once in each direction, and then, with an air of dominance, downed a pot of green tea in one gulp.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei swallowed hard, then, following the plan of the innocent charm strategy, he smiled and asked, "Mo Lan, tell me about your job? I'd love to hear it."

Moran glanced at the Coolya Strategy Guide and added fuel to the fire, saying, "To be honest, before I became a traffic cop, I worked as a criminal investigator for three years, and I was our police team's fighting champion. I have carried out many dangerous missions."

Zhang Wei's smile gradually froze.

Was this girl's past really that wild?

At the same time, a feeling of solemn respect arose in my heart.

Moran laughed and said, "Once, I caught a drug dealer who actually hid drugs in his body. Guess where he hid them?"

Zhang Wei, looking terrified, quickly shook his head with his pinky finger raised.

Moran said vividly, "I won't tell you about it now, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat. But no matter how well he hid, he couldn't escape my eyes. In the end, wasn't it me who took him down and then... dug out the drugs?"

Zhang Wei's eyes widened as he listened, and he shrank back; it was too ruthless.

Su Mingyang frowned and asked Qin Yumo curiously, "What's Zhang Wei doing with that delicate pinky finger? Is this part of the cool and elegant style?"

"I don't think so." Qin Yumo was a little confused.

The two continued to observe.

They soon discovered it.

Zhang Wei and Mo Lan talked about something.

Zhang Wei actually sat on Mo Lan's lap, as if he were crying.

Moran also hugged Zhang Wei very assertively.

Gently pat his back.

It sounded like he was trying to comfort her.

Su Mingyang and Qin Yumo exchanged a glance.

He was so surprised he couldn't speak.