Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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My plan to skip the Spring Festival Gala has also fallen through.

All we can do is despise each other.

It was almost midnight.

The cast of Love Apartment counted down together.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Happy New Year!"

At midnight, a dazzling display of fireworks lit up the square, a breathtaking sight that left everyone mesmerized.

And so, New Year's Eve passed.

Chapter 448

time flies.

Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye.

this day.

Su Mingyang arrived at 3602 with two parking tickets in his hand.

Just then, Zhang Wei and Lü Ziqiao were playing Ludo. Lü Ziqiao asked Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, are you serious? You got penalized twice in a row. What were you thinking?"

Zhang Wei chuckled awkwardly, "Sorry, it was an accident, an accident."

"This is too unexpected. I was ticketed by the same traffic policeman both times," Su Mingyang said with a strange expression.

“Uh…” A strange light flashed in Zhang Wei’s eyes.

Su Mingyang keenly noticed this and guessed that there must be something hidden inside, so he was about to ask further questions.

Qin Yumo pushed the door open and came in.

Holding a parking ticket in his hand, he asked Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, what's the deal with this ticket?"

Zhang Wei hadn't even had a chance to speak.

Su Mingyang asked in surprise, "Yu Mo, you lent him your car too?"

"Yes." Qin Yumo nodded, then asked in confusion, "Why did you say 'also'? Could it be..."

"That's right, and I have one more ticket than you." Su Mingyang waved the two tickets in his hand at Qin Yumo.

"Huh? How could this happen?" Qin Yumo was both amused and exasperated.

Su Mingyang was speechless.

The two looked at Zhang Wei, who had an embarrassed expression, and asked in unison, "Zhang Wei, what exactly happened?"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and laughed, "Zhang Wei, your driving skills are terrible. You've been fined three times. Tell me, did you take their car out to show off and get excited, so you raced?"

Zhang Wei immediately denied it, saying, "No, I didn't speed."

Qin Yumo said helplessly, "He was indeed not speeding. My ticket was for crossing the parking line."

"Mine is too." Su Mingyang said speechlessly. At this moment, he suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, Yu Mo, both of my tickets are the same. Let me see yours."

"No way." Qin Yumo took out her own ticket and compared it with Su Mingyang's.

As expected, the reasons for being punished were all the same.

Qin Yumo was exasperated and asked, "Zhang Wei, you've been ticketed three times for crossing the parking line. Is there something wrong with our car, or is there something wrong with your eyes?"

"Is there another reason? Tell me quickly," Su Mingyang urged.

"Uh."

Zhang Wei was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak for a moment.

Lu Ziqiao speculated, "I think it definitely has something to do with the girl. Otherwise, why would he borrow the car? There must be someone in the passenger seat, and you deliberately put on a show of breaking the law in front of them to make yourself look rebellious..."

"Is it really that childish?" Su Mingyang asked Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei retorted unhappily, "Nonsense."

Lu Ziqiao laughed and said, "Those who like to rebel are usually non-mainstream."

Zhang Wei said angrily, "Hey, they didn't do anything to you, why are you slandering them?"

Seeing Zhang Wei's words and actions.

Su Mingyang and Qin Yumo exchanged a glance.

Everyone knows that Lu Ziqiao's guess was pretty accurate.

It was indeed because of the girl.

Lu Ziqiao said in an exaggerated manner, "Oops, sorry, I stepped on your little heart~".

"Go to hell." Zhang Wei rolled his eyes guiltily.

"Hey Zhang Wei, you actually drove our car to pick up girls?" Su Mingyang asked.

"I didn't," Zhang Wei shook his head in denial, then said weakly, "I just ran into her while I was running errands."

Qin Yumo frowned and asked, "What's her name?"

Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly and said, "Her name is Mo Lan."

Qin Yumo recalled, "Why does this name sound so familiar? I feel like I've seen it somewhere before."

“I feel the same way.” Su Mingyang frowned.

Lu Ziqiao asked with interest, "Could it be someone you two know?"

"I don't know, wait, I remember now." Qin Yumo raised her hand and said, then looked down at the ticket and immediately looked up to ask, "You've taken a liking to that traffic cop?"

Su Mingyang glanced at the ticket and understood.

He looked at Zhang Wei in surprise.

This guy's got some nerve!

As if he had discovered a new continent, Lu Ziqiao laughed and said, "Zhang Wei, I'm really impressed with you. You borrowed Mingyang Yumo's car to collect autographs from the policewomen?"

"That's not how it is!" Zhang Wei explained, "Last week, I was waiting at a red light at an intersection and accidentally crossed the line. She came over to deal with me. You don't know, she's the most special police officer I've ever met. That coolness, that look in her eyes, that expression, that..."

Qin Yumo immediately interrupted, "Stop, we can skip the parallel structure and get to the conclusion."

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Lu Ziqiao immediately said, "No need to guess, not only were they fined, but their souls were also taken away. Otherwise, how could it be called uniform fetish?"

"And then?" Su Mingyang asked.

"Then I wanted to go to the intersection to find her again, but she was standing in the middle of the intersection, not even glancing at me. The light was about to turn green, and in my panic, I released the brakes, and the car sped past..." Zhang Wei continued, his face full of rapture. "She came again, just as dashing, just as saluting, just as expressive..."

Qin Yumo interrupted again, "Stop, and then what?"

Lu Ziqiao teased, "And then you think this trick actually works pretty well, right?"

Zhang Wei suddenly glanced at Lü Ziqiao, then smiled shyly, lowered his head, and said, "That's right."

Qin Yumo said helplessly, "Do you know that the price is two hundred yuan each time, and there are no discounts during holidays?"

“Yeah, Zhang Wei, you’ve got too much money to burn,” Su Mingyang said.

Zhang Wei stopped laughing and said, "You all know I don't have much money, so I don't even have money to buy toilet paper or a hunger card right now."

Lu Ziqiao frowned and said, "By the way, isn't today the 6th? It's time for you to get paid."

Zhang Wei explained, "Oh, the accountant told me to come later because he said he didn't have any change."

Qin Yumo frowned and said, "That's three tickets already, Zhang Wei. You've turned romance into a waste."

Zhang Wei said, "Actually, I regret it every time afterward."

Lu Ziqiao asked with a smile, "But you still can't control it, right?"

Zhang Wei nodded sheepishly.

As Qin Yumo thought about it, she said, "What's that saying again? Not only did I fail in love, but I also... became a pervert in love."

Lu Ziqiao said, "So, the word for love is very powerful. The first part is taken from the word for perverted... and the second part is taken from the word for perverted...."

"You two are really talented." Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

Zhang Wei frowned and said, "I'm not a pervert."

Su Mingyang said, "Your method is even more perverted than that of a pervert. At most, people will follow you, but you're going to offer them money just for an autograph."

"I just wanted to see her a little more, it's not a pervert," Zhang Wei argued.

Qin Yumo said with a long face, "You usually haggle over the price of a clove of garlic, but now you've only gotten three parking tickets for six hundred yuan. You still say that's not crazy?"

Zhang Wei frowned and said, "Who said there were only three (money-related) tickets?"

Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "You've already made a breakthrough?"

“Of course.” Zhang Wei suddenly pulled a parking ticket out of his inner pocket and said righteously, “I got my fourth one yesterday.”