Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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What the hell...

That's too much!

vomit…….

Chapter 442

The deliveryman was also startled by Zhang Wei's actions.

The moment Zhang Wei approached him, he immediately retreated.

To avoid being violated.

That's right.

in his cognition.

Zhang Wei wanted to assault him!

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei already knew his next move.

Press his head down with your hand.

Then he closed his eyes and leaned closer.

From Su Mingyang's perspective.

Zhang Wei seemed intent on forcibly killing the deliveryman.

All of this happened in the blink of an eye.

After Zhang Wei got the answer he wanted.

They let the delivery drivers go.

The poor deliveryman pouted, almost bursting into tears. Feeling tainted, he accused Zhang Wei, "You're a pervert! Let me go, or I'll call the police!"

Zhang Wei said nonchalantly, "Go ahead and report it. If you want to spend the New Year in the police station, then you should report it. Be careful, or you'll lose your job."

The deliveryman was taken aback by his words and asked, puzzled, "You...you, what do you mean by that?"

Zhang Wei said, "I just smelled a very strong chicken wing smell on your breath, and you still say you didn't sneak any?"

"What?" The deliveryman was stunned, and after realizing what had happened, he subconsciously wiped his mouth.

His eyes also flickered.

He suddenly understood.

Zhang Wei didn't mean to assault him.

Instead, they were trying to find out exactly what he had eaten for lunch.

Su Mingyang, who was standing to the side, had already realized why Zhang Wei had just acted, and couldn't help but admire his imagination and actions.

He brought it close to someone's mouth to smell it.

It's amazing!

Zhang Wei smiled confidently and said to the deliveryman, "How about that? You can't deny it now, can you?"

"I..." The deliveryman stammered for a moment, then realized he couldn't argue anymore.

If Zhang Wei drags him to confront the boss, he'll lose his job.

Seeing that the deliveryman remained silent, Zhang Wei walked smugly to Su Mingyang's side and said, "How about my idea, Mingyang?"

"You're something else!" Su Mingyang said, both amused and exasperated. "You can even take such a harsh tone."

"Sigh, there's nothing I can do. Five chicken wings are missing, such a huge loss. I have to find out the truth," Zhang Wei said.

“That’s fine.” Su Mingyang gave Zhang Wei an approving look.

The delivery driver, seeing the two talking and glancing at him every now and then, assumed they were discussing how to deal with him. His panic instantly showed on his face. He bent over and said humbly, "Brother, I admit I stole the chicken wings because I was too hungry. We deliverymen have it tough too. Please forgive me, I'm so kind."

"Mingyang, what do you think we should do?" Zhang Wei asked Su Mingyang for his opinion.

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and said, "You can handle this little thing. Don't make things too difficult for them during the New Year."

"Okay." Zhang Wei nodded and walked up to the deliveryman, saying, "I didn't want to make things difficult for you during the Chinese New Year, but you didn't just steal one or two chicken wings, you stole a whole five. That's a bit much, isn't it?"

"So, brother, what do you want?" The deliveryman looked at Zhang Wei with pitiful eyes.

"Uh." Zhang Wei thought for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said, "How about this? Many shops say they'll compensate tenfold for fakes. I think your stealing is no different from adulteration, so let's compensate you tenfold too. How about we get back fifty chicken wings?"

"Fifty?" The deliveryman's eyes widened like saucers.

This is simply a lion's mouth!

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated.

Zhang Wei has potential!

"What's wrong? Fifty chicken wings is already a bargain for you. If I called the police, you'd have to stay for at least fifteen days, and your boss wouldn't let you work there anymore. Your losses would far exceed those fifty chicken wings."

Zhang Wei analyzed.

"But fifty is too many. My whole family depends on me. I have to pay for my child's schooling, and my dad is in the hospital. I really can't afford to buy that many," the deliveryman said, looking embarrassed.

Zhang Wei frowned and asked, "That bad?"

"Yes, my wife doesn't work, and the family depends on me alone. I can't afford to spend money recklessly. Besides, if something happens to me, our whole family will be finished," the deliveryman complained to Zhang Wei.

"real or fake?"

The deliveryman's lie had made Zhang Wei's trust in his current words almost zero.

this era.

There are even set patterns to playing the victim now.

The deliveryman hurriedly said, "If you don't believe me, I can swear that if I'm lying about anything I just said, may I be struck by lightning on the spot."

Zhang Wei didn't speak, but looked out the window.

Su Mingyang couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

“I’m waiting for the thunder,” Zhang Wei said.

Su Mingyang: "..."

Delivery man: “…”

"I've already told you I'm telling the truth, why don't you believe me?" The deliveryman sighed, took out his phone, opened the photo album and showed it to Zhang Wei, "Look, these are photos of my child and my dad, one in the hospital room, and the other doing his homework."

"Let me see." Zhang Wei leaned over and took a look, then nodded and said, "It really is."

Su Mingyang's curiosity was piqued, so he got up and went over to take a look.

"Now you believe me, right?" the deliveryman asked the two.

“I believe you, but I’m curious, you’re already in such a difficult situation, supporting your whole family on your own, and you still do these petty thefts. Aren’t you afraid of getting arrested and your family falling apart?” Su Mingyang asked.

"I was just trying to save some money," the deliveryman said, blushing with embarrassment at Su Mingyang's words.

"Save money? You can save money on this?" Su Mingyang said speechlessly.

"I was wrong, I'll never do this again, please forgive me." The deliveryman hung his head, looking like a schoolboy who had made a mistake in front of the two of them.

"How about it, Mingyang?" Zhang Wei couldn't bear to ask the deliveryman for fifty chicken wings as compensation anymore.

“We can forgive you, but we can’t just let it go like this,” Su Mingyang said to the deliveryman.

"I may not have money, but I have plenty of strength. I'll do anything you ask, as long as you can forgive me," the deliveryman said gratefully.

"Really?" Seeing how sincere the deliveryman was, Su Mingyang smiled slightly and said, "Then you should write a three-thousand-word self-criticism."

"Write a self-criticism?"

Zhang Wei was stunned.

The deliveryman was stunned.

"Mingyang, are you kidding me?" Zhang Wei asked incredulously.

The delivery drivers think the same way.

Unexpectedly, Su Mingyang said in a serious tone, "Who's joking? I'm serious. Are you going to write it or not?"

"I'll write it."

What else can the delivery driver say?

I can only agree.

He graduated from junior high school ten years ago.

I never dreamed that one day I would have to write a self-criticism.

And it's three thousand words long!

Chapter 443

Seeing that the deliveryman was somewhat reluctant, Su Mingyang said, "It's the Lunar New Year, so this isn't making things difficult for you. It's much better than losing your job."

Upon hearing this, the deliveryman immediately put on a happy face and said, "No problem, no problem."

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "That's good. Remember, it has to be three thousand words, not a single word less, and you can't just copy a template from the internet. It has to be heartfelt and sincere, otherwise you'll have to rewrite it. Give it to me in three days, got it?"