Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Tang Youyou and Hu Yifei were captivated.

This is not.

They invited everyone to Love Apartment the next day.

Tang Youyou even came to 3603 to invite Su Mingyang to try the cocktail made by the Snow Mastiff Armor.

Su Mingyang wasn't particularly interested in cocktails, but he was quite surprised when he saw Tang Youyou's outfit: "Youyou, why are you dressed like Arale? Are you doing cosplay?"

"Hehe, this is the look Noe designed for me. What do you think? Isn't it pretty?" Tang Youyou said, turning around.

"This is supposed to be a fashionable look? It's clearly cosplay," Su Mingyang thought to himself, but on the surface he smiled and said, "It's alright."

"Hehe, it wasn't just me, Noe also did fashion styling for Teacher Zeng and Yifei," Tang Youyou said.

"Really?" Su Mingyang immediately became interested. "Then I'll have to go check it out."

"Okay, let's go. By the way, is Wanyu here?"

"She went to the mall."

"oh oh."

Tang Youyou nodded and led Su Mingyang to 3602.

Upon entering.

Su Mingyang was utterly shocked by Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's outfits.

Hu Yifei was wearing Michael Jackson's classic outfit.

What's even funnier is Zeng Xiaoxian.

He's imitating Elvis Presley, even sporting an Elvis-style hairstyle and holding a guitar.

It looks quite comical.

"Mingyang, you're here. What do you think of my look?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, adjusting his sunglasses.

"The look is nice, but it's a bit... off on you, Teacher Zeng." Su Mingyang found Zeng Xiaoxian even more narcissistic than before, and he was really at a loss for words.

"Mingyang, is that right? Do you need me to design a look for you?" the Snow Mastiff Armor asked with a smile.

"Uh...no need for that." Su Mingyang quickly waved his hand in refusal.

He didn't want to end up looking like a mishmash.

"Since we're not going to do any fancy styling, let's have a drink. This is one I just made, have a taste." The Snow Mastiff Armor handed Su Mingyang a cocktail.

"Thank you." Su Mingyang didn't refuse and accepted the wine.

Tang Youyou raised her glass, smelled it, her cheeks flushed, and said, "Wow, the aroma is so strong, then I won't be polite."

After saying that, Tang Youyou took a small sip of her drink.

After taking a sip, Tang Youyou shook her Arale hat and glasses and said, "Mmm~, delicious, so great! But, given my appearance, shouldn't I have a cup of gasoline and then eat the cup?"

Hu Yifei also took a sip and said, "It's pretty good!"

Zeng Xiaoxian took a big gulp, his face flushed, and said, "Mmm~, hiccup, hehe!" He then tried to drink more...

The snow mastiff armor quickly stopped him, advising, "Drink slowly, this wine has a very high alcohol content."

Su Mingyang tasted it carefully and found it to be quite good.

at this time.

Guan Gu Shenqi returned looking dejected.

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly called out to him, "Guan Gu, you've come at the right time! Try this, it'll make you transform! Hehe!"

Guan Gu Shenqi walked over and said in a low voice, "It just so happens that I wanted to transform (voice change)."

Hu Yifei asked curiously, "Are you still troubled by setbacks in your online dating?"

Guan Gu Shenqi angrily retorted, "It's not a setback, setbacks can be resolved, I have a terminal illness!"

After saying that, Guan Gu Shenqi downed Zeng Xiaoxian's unfinished glass of wine in one gulp.

Su Mingyang said, "Guan Gu, it's no use trying to drown your sorrows in alcohol. Drink less."

Zeng Xiaoxian empathized and said, "Let him drink it. I can understand how it feels to be discriminated against."

After finishing his drink, Guan Gu Shenqi grabbed his neck and gasped for breath.

Tang Youyou patted Guan Gu Shenqi on the back and asked with concern, "How are you feeling? Guan Gu, are you feeling any better?"

Guan Gu Shenqi coughed a few times, and his Mandarin became fluent: "It's nothing, I don't feel anything."

Everyone was stunned when they heard Guan Gu Shenqi's standard Mandarin.

His accent changed after drinking a glass of wine.

This is absolutely amazing!

Even Su Mingyang, who possessed the system, was surprised.

Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief, "Wait, Guangu, you... say it again."

Guan Gu Shenqi was clearly unaware of his changed accent, and in a fit of frustration, he shouted in standard Mandarin, "Why do you have to say it again? Is it fun? Go home and play with your tape recorder! I know I have an accent in Chinese, but you all don't need to line up and make fun of me like this, do you?"

Tang Youyou exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, that's so weird!"

"If a blond, blue-eyed foreigner could speak fluent Chinese, you would definitely praise him, saying, 'Your Mandarin is so good, you speak so well!' But what about me? You have to correct me even if I misuse 'two' and 'two'. Why should I be treated like this?" Guan Gu Shenqi complained for a while, then downed the glass of wine in Tang Youyou's hand in one gulp.

This time, the speech was even more fluent than before.

Everyone was so surprised that they were speechless.

Guan Gu Shenqi, seemingly oblivious to everyone's expressions, angrily retorted, "So what if I die in the light? What's the big deal? I don't even want to see me!"

Tang Youyou encouraged him, "Guan Gu, why don't you try again? Let's see what happens next."

Guan Gu Shenqi said with distress, "But my Mandarin is terrible, it's a long way from being fluent and accurate."

Tang Youyou said, "But you're speaking very standard Mandarin right now, haven't you noticed?"

“Mandarin? Mandarin.” Guan Gu Shenqi said resentfully, then suddenly realized that his accent had changed, and said cautiously, “I… I can really speak Mandarin, really? Eat grapes and spit out the grape skins, don’t eat grapes and don’t spit out the grape skins… spit out the grape skins.”

Hu Yifei's scalp tingled as she exclaimed, "Wow, you can even say tongue twisters now!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu Shenqi looked excitedly at the wine in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said, "Just a sip of this before the date is all it takes, it's amazing!"

Su Mingyang was also dumbfounded.

The world of Love Apartment is truly amazing!

Chapter 432

In preparation for my date with Xiaoman.

Guan Gu Shenqi had Snow Mastiff Armor design a stylish look for him.

Unsurprisingly.

It's cosplay again.

This time, she's cosplaying a character from the anime Slam Dunk, complete with a red wig and basketball uniform.

It seems very immature and childish.

Guan Gu Shenqi is quite satisfied with this look.

Su Mingyang was completely dumbfounded.

after that.

In order to figure out why Guan Gu's accent suddenly changed, Tang Youyou searched on the computer keyboard for a long time, and then suddenly exclaimed, "Ah, I found it! Teacher Zeng Mingyang, I found the scientific basis for Guan Gu's authentic accent."

Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What exactly is going on?"

Tang Youyou pointed at the computer and said, "Look, a similar incident happened in New Delhi. Because of drinking a high concentration of mixed alcohol, a mute Indian man was able to speak again. Scientists explained that it was because the alcohol stimulated his cerebral cortex. The probability of this happening is less than one in ten million. Later, this Indian man went to the United States and is said to have even acted in a soap opera."

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise, "Really? Guan Gu is one in ten million?"

Su Mingyang joked, "So, Guan Gu is a weirdo?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Tang Youyou both laughed at these words.

Tang Youyou looked at the computer and read aloud, "But this situation has side effects. If you consume too much alcohol, it can cause subconscious confusion in the cerebral cortex?"

12 Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "How chaotic is it?"

"I don't know either." Tang Youyou shook her head and asked, "Hey, where's Guan Gu?"

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I went on a date earlier."

Tang Youyou asked worriedly, "Oh? Will something happen?"

"Who knows?" Su Mingyang shook his head.

"Never mind, Noe is still waiting for me. I need to go talk to him about the current TV drama styling."

"You two..." Su Mingyang didn't know what to say.

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