Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Fortunately, we arrived at the bar quickly.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately ran out of the car to breathe in the fresh air.

After parking his car, Su Mingyang went into the bar with the others.

Look at the decor of this new bar.

Zeng Xiaoxian was like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden, touching and looking around everywhere.

After finding a sofa to sit down...

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, this place is pretty good! Look at this sofa and this chandelier!"

Hu Yifei pursed her lips and reminded them, "We are distinguished guests, don't act like a construction crew."

"Haha, Teacher Zeng hasn't been out for so long, even his knowledge has diminished," Su Mingyang joked.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly.

"Exactly, is the focus on the hardware?" Lu Ziqiao looked at the beautiful women walking by, squinting his eyes and smiling, "Have you noticed that there are a lot of..."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely bewildered, tilting his head and peering around. After a moment, he turned back to look at Lu Ziqiao, still not understanding what he was talking about.

Seeing this, Lü Ziqiao made a lewd gesture to him.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around following his gesture, and immediately hugged the cushion behind him with delight: "A cushion!"

Lu Ziqiao was speechless and said irritably, "Are you sure you're sleeping while hugging a cushion?"

"Teacher Zeng, you should watch less melodramatic dramas, or your IQ will keep dropping," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

"Am I that stupid?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, looking at everyone with dead fish eyes.

Everyone answered in unison: "Yes!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..." 9.

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Hu Yifei stood up and said, "I'm going to the restroom."

"Wait for Feifei, I'm going too." Lin Wanyu followed and left.

Zeng Xiaoxian watched the two of them walk away and complained, "I really don't understand why girls always like to go to the bathroom together."

"With your IQ, it's definitely hard for you to understand," Lu Ziqiao teased.

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian glared fiercely at Lu Ziqiao.

At this moment, a waiter brought a plate of margaritas to the group and said to Su Mingyang, Guan Gu Shenqi, and Lü Ziqiao, "Gentlemen, this is a Margarita given to you by the lady at the next table."

The three exchanged surprised glances, then turned to look at each other in unison, only to see three glamorous girls waving and greeting them.

Zeng Xiaoxian said somewhat shyly, "Hehe, I'm starting to like this place."

After saying that, he picked up a cocktail from the tray.

The waiter reminded him, "Excuse me, this drink costs eighteen yuan."

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. He turned to look at the three girls from before, only to be met with three pairs of disdainful eye rolls.

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked the waiter, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"I don't know either," the waiter shrugged.

"It must be because Teacher Zeng has been staying home too much lately, he smells like a homebody," Su Mingyang said with amusement.

"Maybe so," the waiter agreed and left.

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately sniffed his clothes.

Su Mingyang was speechless.

It turns out.

Watching too many melodramatic dramas can indeed lower your IQ.

shook his head.

He got up and went to the bathroom.

Surprisingly.

He unexpectedly encountered a familiar figure—Zhang Wei.

"What the heck, Zhang Wei? What are you doing here?" Su Mingyang asked Zhang Wei in surprise.

As the old saying goes.

Zhang Wei's spawn point is always in the toilet.

This is indeed true.

"Hey, I remember you, Mingyang!" Zhang Wei was also surprised and said with a smile, "I came here to use the restroom."

"What a coincidence, me too," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei felt a surge of warmth: "Haha, you also came all the way here just to use the restroom?"

Hearing the word "also".

Su Mingyang knew that this guy often came to bars to use the restroom, so he laughed and said, "No, I came here with my friends to have some fun, and Lu Ziqiao is here too."

"Really?" Zhang Wei nodded, then suddenly remembered something, looked around for a moment, and asked in a low voice, "Is Meijia here?"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Zhang Wei was clearly embarrassed because he had secretly run away from Chen Meijia's date last time.

He shook his head and said, "Meijia isn't here."

"Oh, that's good." Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's rare for us to meet here, why don't we sit down and have a chat?" Su Mingyang invited.

“No problem, but I need to use the restroom first,” Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"together."

"Haha, let's go."

After using the restroom, the two returned to the sofa, chatting and laughing.

Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei had already returned from the restroom.

When Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei, he was no less surprised than Su Mingyang had been: "Wow, isn't this Zhang Wei? What are you two doing together?"

"It was luck, I ran into him in the restroom," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

“I knew it.” Lu Ziqiao nodded.

"What a twist of fate! My right eyelid has been twitching ever since I entered the bar, and I never expected to run into you guys here," Zhang Wei exclaimed.

"Speaking of which, this must be fate, right, Zhang Wei?" Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and said.

"Haha, that's right."

"Zhang Wei, I feel like I've heard that name somewhere before." Lin Wanyu looked at Zhang Wei and tilted her head in thought.

"Uh, I was on a date with Meijia before," Su Mingyang whispered in Lin Wanyu's ear.

"Oh, I remember now," Lin Wanyu said suddenly.

"Yes." Su Mingyang nodded and introduced her to Zhang Wei: "This is my girlfriend, Lin Wanyu."

"Really? Your girlfriend has such a great presence," Zhang Wei said, glancing at Lin Wanyu.

"Thank you, just call me Wanyu." Lin Wanyu's lips curled up slightly.

"This is Hu Yifei, the boss of our apartment building," Su Mingyang introduced.

"Hello, Ms. Hu." Zhang Wei felt a little nervous as he sensed Hu Yifei's powerful aura.

"Hello, just call me Yifei." Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei curiously.

Su Mingyang continued, "This is Guan Gu Shenqi."

"Hello, Guan Gu Shenqi, please take care of me in the future," Guan Gu Shenqi said politely.

"Haha, everyone, please take note." After exchanging pleasantries, Zhang Wei asked Su Mingyang curiously, "Why is every syllable of his in the fourth tone?"

Before Su Ming could explain, Guan Gu Shenqi said, "I'm from Yokohama, a manga artist, and I'm currently working hard to learn Chinese..."

"Oh, I see," Zhang Wei smiled, indicating that he understood.

Su Mingyang continued, "Oh, and there's him too, a top public figure in China, a national-level radio host, Zeng..."

"Haha, wait a minute." Zeng Xiaoxian, feeling quite pleased with himself after being flattered by Su Mingyang, interrupted Zhang Wei with an air of seriousness, saying, "Let me give you a hint: I'm the good man, I'm Zeng..."

As he spoke, he winked and made faces at Zhang Wei.

Hu Yifei watched from the side, utterly speechless.

Zhang Wei glanced at Su Mingyang, looking completely bewildered, and hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "Zeng?"

"Zeng~" Zeng Xiaoxian drawled, trying to get Zhang Wei to recognize him and regain the face he had just lost.

Zhang Wei didn't recognize the person in front of him at all during the winter break, so he pretended to be surprised and said, "I know, you are Zeng Ge, right? I've heard so much about you."