Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Seeing him, Hu Yifei said helplessly, "This is the eighth time you've gone to the toilet since you came back."

Su Mingyang joked, "Ziqiao, frequent urination, painful urination, urgency, and incomplete emptying of the bladder are clearly kidney problems. You should go get it treated while you have some free time."

"What?! My kidneys are perfectly fine." Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and explained, holding up the test tube, "I'm currently testing a new drug, a diuretic."

As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao let out a burp and continued, "This stuff tastes much better than Erguotou. Mingyang, do you want a sip?"

Su Mingyang immediately refused: "You should drink it yourself. I'm not worthy of it."

Hu Yifei frowned: "Then why don't you use the toilet in your own suite?"

Lu Ziqiao replied instantly: "Are you kidding me? How much would that cost in water bills?"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes after hearing this; she was speechless at how meticulously they calculated things.

Su Mingyang was at a loss for words, both amused and exasperated.

Lu Ziqiao took another sip of the diuretic and said dizzily, "By the way, how many times have I gone to the toilet?"

Hu Yifei smiled, and to get revenge on Lu Ziqiao for stealing water, she deliberately said, "I don't remember either."

"No way? They want me to go home and write this down." Lu Ziqiao cried out in despair, "Oh no, I'm going to have to pee from the head."

Su Mingyang was amused by Hu Yifei's petty remarks and reminded her, "I remember it was 8 times, right?"

Hu Yifei's eyes darted around, and she said, "How come I remember it being 9 times?"

"How many times exactly?" Lu Ziqiao didn't know which was correct either, and said in the dark, "Forget it, I'll just pee again."

Su Mingyang praised, "You're quite good, Ziqiao. I didn't expect you to be so meticulous in your work."

If it were someone else, they wouldn't care how many times they did it; they'd just give a random number and get by.

"That's right, I, Lü Ziqiao, am an upright and honest person, and I never mince words." Lü Ziqiao smirked.

Hearing this, Hu Yifei pouted.

At this moment, Chen Meijia pushed open the door, walked in with a stack of money, and said with a smile, "Lu Ziqiao, you no longer need to do scientific experiments, because I have already sold the coat."

Holding the reagent bottle, Lu Ziqiao looked completely bewildered and asked, "What does this mean?"

“I know this coat belongs to Zhanbo.” Chen Meijia patted a wad of cash and said proudly, “Look, this is all the money I earned from selling the coat.”

Su Mingyang looked at the thick wad of cash in Chen Meijia's hand and roughly estimated that it should be tens of thousands of yuan.

She exclaimed in shock, "Meijia, how did you earn this money? Could it be that you really..."

He subconsciously thought that Chen Meijia was ostensibly selling coats, but actually included some other items as a bonus.

Lu Ziqiao and Hu Yifei shared the same idea.

Chen Meijia instantly understood the meaning behind Su Mingyang's words, and stomped her foot angrily, saying, "How could that be? Do you think I'm that worthless? I simply sold my coat!"

Su Mingyang was so shocked that he subconsciously blurted out his thoughts.

He immediately apologized, saying, "I'm so sorry, Meijia, I can't believe you've suddenly become so good at making money. How did you do it?"

Hearing this, Chen Meijia's expression softened, and a smug smile appeared on her lips: "Hehe, I just held a special Valentine's Day lucky draw at the bar, and I sold! prize! tickets!"

Hu Yifei praised, "This idea is brilliant! Who came up with it?"

The three of them looked at Chen Meijia.

Chen Meijia became even more smug and explained, "It was me! The winner was a 50-year-old big boss who bought 30 of my lottery tickets at once, but he was a little unhappy when he found out that the prize was a coat."

Lu Ziqiao asked, puzzled, "Why? Does he think he's won some kind of prize?"

Chen Meijia replied matter-of-factly, "A coat! What else could it be?"

Hu Yifei sensed something was wrong and asked, "What did you do back then?"

"I didn't do anything! When they asked me what the prize was, I was just wearing my coat, and then, wait, wait, wait~"

Chen Meijia turned around as she spoke.

"..."

Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and Lü Ziqiao exchanged a glance. They understood.

I thought to myself that this big boss is really a simpleton.

I have no idea how this guy makes his money.

Hu Yifei asked, "Are all the people buying your lottery tickets men?"

"Yes!"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably, "You really are a rare species."

Chen Meijia smiled and said, "Lu Ziqiao, you don't need to be jealous of me. I've already returned all the money to Zhanbo."

Lu Ziqiao pointed to the stack of money in Chen Meijia's hand and asked, "Then... what is this?"

Chen Meijia replied happily, "It's extra!"

Lu Ziqiao was startled: "How could there be so many more?"

"I sell each lottery ticket for 180 yuan, and I've sold a total of 92 tickets. So, if I calculate it that way..."

At this point, Chen Meijia counted on her fingers and said, "One times seven is seven, two times seven is forty-eight, March 8th is International Women's Day... I should still have a surplus. I knew it! I have a real talent for doing business."

Seeing this, Hu Yifei was impressed and asked, "So, what are you planning to do with this extra money?"

Chen Meijia said with anticipation, "I've already thought it through. Since I'm so good at business, I should make money from money. I'm going to buy a large batch of roses. It's sure to be a huge profit, and then I'll definitely live a comfortable and prosperous life, haha!"

Lu Ziqiao curled his lip and complained, "You should memorize the multiplication tables first!"

Chen Meijia shouted angrily, "Lu Ziqiao, don't be so ungrateful! I haven't even settled accounts with you yet! You never remember my birthday, and you owe me so many birthday presents!"

Lu Ziqiao retorted, unconvinced, "I did give you a birthday present before!"

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes and said, "You have the nerve to say that? Good men give cars and diamonds as birthday gifts. For example, Mingyang gave Wanyu a Cartier watch. What have you ever given me?"

Su Mingyang was a little embarrassed. He could have just said it, but why use him as an example?

Lu Ziqiao retorted indignantly, "Don't be so heartless! Who said I didn't give you diamonds?"

Hu Yifei exclaimed in surprise, "No way, Ziqiao, you even gave away diamonds?"

Su Mingyang also cast an incredulous glance at (Wang Qian Zhao) Lü Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao smiled smugly, enjoying the thrill of showing off.

Chen Meijia couldn't stand Lu Ziqiao's attitude and immediately retorted, "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water. Is an impact drill even a drill?"

Su Mingyang's lips twitched twice.

Send an impact drill.

It's amazing that Lu Ziqiao could come up with this idea.

Hu Yifei put her hand to her forehead, wishing she could kick Lu Ziqiao out.

This is infuriating!

Lu Ziqiao replied earnestly, "Our family really needed one back then."

Chen Meijia angrily waved her hand and shouted, "That's something you gave yourself. I really regret not punching a hole in your head too."

Lu Ziqiao was unconvinced and retorted, "Why isn't an impact drill a drill?"

"It's not a drill!"

"Why isn't it a drill?"

"No, it isn't!"

"that is!"

"no!"

The two immediately started arguing, staring at each other intently.

Su Mingyang hadn't expected the two to be so bored. He shook his head and prepared to return to 3603.

"Wait, Mingyang, I'll come sit at your place for a while." Hu Yifei stood up, wanting to escape this troublesome place.

Chapter 305

After Chen Meijia took the coat, the matter was perfectly resolved.

Lu Zhanbo received 12,000 yuan.

Although he didn't understand why Chen Meijia was giving him an extra 2000, he still happily accepted it.

I used the money to buy a diamond necklace, intending to give it to that girl from Japan.

Lu Ziqiao's mood changed from sadness to joy; he was originally going to lose 1 yuan.

Thanks to Chen Meijia, he made 3000 yuan by sheer luck.

This 3000 was what he had left over after buying Lu Zhanbo a coat on sale.

He could have squandered that 3000 yuan at will.

But the thought of Chen Meijia's success made him a little restless.

I also want to try doing it the way Chen Meijia did.