Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang also has some knowledge of Bitcoin.

It's 2009 now.

Bitcoin has only been around for a short time.

He looked it up online.

One US dollar can buy approximately 1300 bitcoins.

If it's the same as in the previous life, it could be increased by at least hundreds of thousands of times.

It's much more profitable than Penguin stock.

He still has more than 300 million.

If I buy them all.

We'll sell them all then.

Wouldn't that make him the world's richest person?

Of course.

This is impossible.

The high price of this kind of cryptocurrency is simply a way to find someone to take over the losses.

Making a little money through small-scale operations is fine.

I really want to invest my entire fortune.

That's the biggest idiot in the world!

Su Mingyang spent less than 100 yuan to buy several thousand of them.

Wait for the value to appreciate, then sell.

He then selected several reliable and stable stocks and gradually invested the 300 million yuan.

Chapter 291

off day.

Su Mingyang went to visit room 3602, and as soon as he entered, he heard Hu Yifei bragging to Lu Zhanbo—

"Zhanbo, if you're a man, stop beating around the bush. Girls hate indecisive men the most. Just confess to her. I have the most experience in pursuing girls. Valentine's Day is a great opportunity to give gifts and confess!"

Lu Zhanbo looked at Hu Yifei hesitantly: "You have experience in pursuing girls?"

"Mind your own business!" Hu Yifei waved her hand and said, "You have to do the right thing at the right time and in the right place to win big. The worst thing is to make a mistake at the last minute, so you absolutely cannot give the wrong gift!"

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Yifei, what you said is right."

“Of course.” Seeing that Su Mingyang agreed with her, Hu Yifei proudly raised her chin, her eyes darting around, and then turned to Lu Zhanbo and said, “Mingyang is a perfect example. When he confessed to Wanyu, he gave her the right gift—a smiley face necklace. No girl dislikes that.”

Seeing Hu Yifei use herself as an example, Su Mingyang was speechless: "It's as if I couldn't succeed without giving her this necklace."

Hu Yifei pouted and said, "I didn't mean that. I was just... teaching Zhanbo."

“Okay.” - Su Mingyang shrugged.

Lu Zhanbo was at a loss: "The Smiling Necklace is too expensive, over 3 yuan, how can I afford it?"

Hu Yifei said with exasperation, "Zhanbo, I didn't mean for you to buy the Smile Necklace. I meant for you to give the right gift. If that girl from Japan likes origami cranes, then fold 999 for her. That way, you won't have to spend a penny, and it'll be very romantic."

Seeing Lu Zhanbo's half-understanding expression, Hu Yifei quickly added, "The guy downstairs chased a girl for seven years, but it all ended because he gave her the wrong gift at Christmas."

"What did he give me?" Lu Zhanbo asked, puzzled.

Su Mingyang was also a little curious.

Hu Yifei complained, "That idiot didn't give her anything, but he actually wrote a poem for that girl. Do you think he's a brain-dead kid?"

"Writing poetry is one thing, but writing utter nonsense! It's long and tedious! As a result, the girl's hard-won estrogen instantly turned into cholesterol."

Upon hearing this, Lu Zhanbo's expression turned unnatural.

He was just writing a poem, and he was using Japanese cherry blossom language.

In order to avoid being discovered by Hu Yifei, he quickly turned around to destroy the evidence of his crime.

Su Mingyang ignored Lu Zhanbo's little tricks and laughed, "This Xiaobai is quite a talent to have pursued me for seven years. By the way, what's his relationship with Xiao Hei?"

"The relationship between day and night," Hu Yifei quipped.

Su Mingyang: "..."

At this moment, Hu Yifei noticed that Lu Zhanbo had his back to her and asked in confusion, "Zhanbo, what are you doing again?"

Lu Zhanbo turned around awkwardly and said, "I'm folding paper airplanes."

As he spoke, he showed the two of them the bottom of the paper airplane he had just folded.

Su Mingyang noticed the strange expression on Lu Zhanbo's face. His eyes flashed, and he saw the writing visible through the paper airplane. He was about to say something.

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Hu Yifei excitedly snatched the paper airplane and said happily, "It's been so long since I've played with paper airplanes. I'll help you fly it."

He walked to the balcony and tossed the paper airplane out.

Watching the paper airplane drift away, Lu Zhanbo felt extremely frustrated.

Su Mingyang stepped forward to comfort him, saying, "It's gone, so be it. Just write another one."

"Huh?" Lu Zhanbo was taken aback and asked in surprise, "Mingyang, you know?"

Su Mingyang nodded.

Lu Zhanbo was extremely embarrassed. He glanced at Hu Yifei standing on the balcony and whispered, "Mingyang, don't tell my sister, or she'll kill me."

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Don't worry, I don't have that many mouths."

Lu Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, thank you."

Su Mingyang said, "It's alright, but I still suggest you don't send the poem, it's bad luck."

"Huh, why is it unlucky?" Lu Zhanbo was completely confused.

“Sending a poem sounds like sending someone to their death. Do you think that’s auspicious or inauspicious?” Su Mingyang joked.

"Oh dear, that's right, how come I didn't think of that?" Lu Zhanbo suddenly slapped his forehead.

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh; this guy actually believed it.

But honestly, with Zhanbo's brain, the poems he writes might not even be as good as Xiaobai's.

More importantly, the person he wanted to confess his feelings to was a Japanese person.

It would be bad if we made a fool of ourselves.

It would be better not to send it at all. 9.

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Hu Yifei turned his head and saw the two whispering to each other. He asked in confusion, "What are you talking about? Why are you so excited?"

Lu Zhanbo's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly said, "Uh, it's nothing. Mingyang and I were just discussing what gift we should give Maria."

As he spoke, he winked at Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Yes, Zhanbo is right."

"Zhanbo, are you planning to make a move?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.

Lu Zhanbo scratched his neck: "I guess so."

"Great!" Hu Yifei clapped her hands excitedly, then held up her index finger and said, "How about this, Zhanbo, if you don't know what gift to give her, you can try to find out from the side."

"How do we find out?" Lu Zhanbo asked.

Su Mingyang suggested, "The simplest way is to make up a friend out of thin air. Go to Maria and say that you have a friend who wants to give his girlfriend a gift for Valentine's Day, and ask him what he should give her."

"That's a good idea," Hu Yifei exclaimed.

"Oh, okay then. I'll make a call and ask later." Lu Zhanbo nodded, thinking it was a good idea.

"Hmm." Hu Yifei smiled with relief as she saw that her younger brother had finally figured it out.

Suddenly remembering something, she turned to Su Mingyang and asked, "Mingyang, what gift are you planning to give Wanyu?"

"Me?" Su Mingyang thought for two seconds before saying, "Of course, give me the most precious thing I have."

"What's the most precious thing you have?" Hearing this answer, Hu Yifei frowned. "Is it your car keys?"

"Wrong." Su Mingyang shook his index finger.

"Could it be a rare, discontinued Transformer?" Lu Zhanbo asked, surprising everyone. Su Mingyang and Hu Yifei's lips twitched, and they looked at him speechlessly.

"Uh, never mind." Lu Zhanbo said somewhat awkwardly.

Hu Yifei guessed again, "Could it be a bank card?"

"Too superficial," Su Mingyang laughed.

"What exactly is that?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.

"It's personal privacy, I can't disclose that." Su Mingyang smiled mysteriously.