Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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He also specifically reminded the other person that he wanted to continue their relationship.

Lu Ziqiao said he had his own way of refusing.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu asked him if he had any ideas.

He didn't say, keeping it a secret.

However, a few days later...

The two of them finally found out.

Lu Ziqiao actually pretended to have facial nerve twitching when he met with Annie, saying that he was hit like that by her brick.

This was inspired by Nicholas Tse, Zhao Si.

Annie noticed Lu Ziqiao's lips twitching as he spoke and believed his lies.

Touching the corner of his mouth, she burst into tears again.

I regretted throwing that brick.

Lu Ziqiao told him it was okay, but they could no longer see each other.

Annie panicked when she heard that.

When asked why, Lu Ziqiao immediately denied it, and said a lot of high-sounding words to Annie.

It's basically the same sentimental stuff like, "I'm already in this situation, I can't hold you back any longer, you deserve to find someone better, and I wish you all the best."

After hearing this, Annie was so moved that she cried so much she could feed whales.

In her heart, Lu Ziqiao had become an exceptionally good man.

Now she was even less likely to break up with him. Where else could she find such a good man if she missed out? It was just a twitching at the corner of her mouth; it wasn't a big problem, and who knows, it might even get better later.

When Lu Ziqiao saw that Annie still wouldn't let him go, he felt like he was about to vomit blood.

no way.

I had no choice but to use my ultimate move.

He claimed that Annie's kick had cut off his family line, causing him to become impotent! Annie almost fainted.

Facial nerve twitching wasn't enough; now the incense offering has been destroyed too! The damage to her is just too much! She's too ashamed to continue seeing Lü Ziqiao now, and it's already a favor that he's not holding her responsible! She immediately took out several thousand yuan from her bag for Lü Ziqiao to treat his illness, and if that wasn't enough... she'd ask him for more.

Lu Ziqiao originally didn't want to accept it; he only hoped that Annie would give up any thoughts of dating her.

But Annie insisted on giving it to her, saying she wouldn't feel right not to accept it.

that's all.

Lu Ziqiao not only successfully dumped Annie, but also made a profit of several thousand yuan.

After learning about this from Lin Wanyu, Su Mingyang wished he could really kick Lü Ziqiao until he was impotent.

I kind of regret coming up with that plan to help him lie to Annie.

Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao still had a shred of conscience.

Give the money to Lin Wanyu and ask her to find a way to return it to Annie.

After a lot of trouble...

His saga with Annie is finally over.

Chapter 267 Saves me from suffering for hours!

A few days later.

Lin Wanyu took Su Mingyang to the community theater to watch Hu Yifei's play.

I happened to run into Zeng Xiaoxian walking from the opposite side of the road at the theater entrance.

I saw him.

Su Mingyang couldn't help but tease, "Teacher Zeng, are you here to be Yifei's shill too?"

"Or what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian sounded helpless.

Su Mingyang smiled and took a plastic bag out of his pocket: "Teacher Zeng, take this, you might need it later."

Zeng Xiaoxian reached out and took the plastic bag, asking in confusion, "What's this for? To put over your head?"

"It's not on your head."

Lin Wanyu covered her mouth and chuckled.

Mingyang is afraid that Teacher Zeng will throw up later.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. After all, he was someone who could endure three hours of elderly people's art performances. He asked doubtfully, "No way, is Yifei's acting really that bad?"

"I also think Mingyang exaggerated."

Lin Wanyu smiled.

Su Mingyang shook his head and remained silent.

If he hadn't gotten up in the middle of the night to get a drink and seen Hu Yifei rehearsing in the living room, he wouldn't have believed that her play was so bad.

If the previous life's "Chasing Dreams" was a disaster, it was worth one point. Then Hu Yifei's stage play was... a hundred points.

The reason it was so bad was that he came to see it with Lin Wanyu.

It was because the two of them made a bet.

Lin Wanyu did not see Hu Yifei rehearsing.

I find it hard to believe that her play was as bad as Su Mingyang described.

Su Mingyang immediately told her that since she didn't think it was that bad...

Let's go see it together then. If we don't finish watching it, we'll have to learn something new.

Lin Wanyu hesitated for a few seconds before nodding, and then suggested that if she finished watching, he would have to wash her feet for a week.

It's just washing feet, no big deal.

Su Mingyang agreed without hesitation, and even offered a complimentary foot massage service.

Anyway... he has a better chance of winning.

Recalling all this, Su Mingyang smiled slightly and led Lin Wanyu into the theater.

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and quickly followed.

We entered the theater.

Su Mingyang spotted Guan Gu Shenqi sitting in the front row at a glance. Seeing that there were a few empty seats next to him, he said something to Lin Wanyu and Zeng Xiaoxian, and then they went over and sat down together.

Guan Gu Shenqi looked excited when he saw the three of them: "You're here! Yifei's play is about to start."

After Zeng Xiaoxian sat down, he turned his head and looked around.

I couldn't help but complain: "How come the first row is so close to the stage? I could smell an actor fart!"

Su Mingyang joked, "That's not right. If you, Teacher Zeng, were to be knocked unconscious by the fart, you'd save yourself hours of torture."

Upon hearing this...

Two black lines appeared on Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead.

Lin Wanyu was both amused and exasperated.

"Haha, Mingyang-jun, you really love to joke."

Guan Gu Shenqi laughed.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked:

By the way, which play is Yifei in?

Guan Gu Shenqi replied, "The death of Wall Street."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "Who is Wall Street?"

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Lin Wanyu was about to explain to Zeng Xiaoxian.

The lights suddenly went out.

Immediately following.

A spotlight shone on the stage, revealing the figure of a young man. After striking a pose, he shouted, "I am the subprime mortgage crisis!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the old man next to her suddenly banged on the gong, startling Lin Wanyu so much that she shrank into Su Mingyang's arms.

Feeling the sweet fragrance emanating from his arms, Su Mingyang smiled; the real show was just beginning.

At this time.

The second young man shouted, "I'm experiencing a stock market crash!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man banged the gong again, which Zeng Xiaoxian found almost unbearable.

A third young man appeared: "I'm a bad debtor from the bank!"