Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Chapter 209 This is a crime!

The culinary skills teaching competition has come to an end.

After a busy morning, everyone was exhausted.

Apart from Lu Zhanbo, who stood by the landline like a stone waiting for a call from his sister, everyone else went back to their rooms for a nap.

Around 3 a.m., Su Mingyang, having had a good sleep, came out of his room and saw Lu Zhanbo talking on the phone while simultaneously drawing the curtains in the living room and turning off the power.

"Zhanbo, what are you doing?"

Su Mingyang muttered to himself, a hint of suspicion in his mind.

"Doing this in broad daylight, something's up!" Lu Zhanbo turned around and saw Su Mingyang, and was immediately startled. He didn't know what to do for a moment, and whispered something into the phone. After a moment, he walked up to Su Mingyang and pleaded, "Mingyang, could you please leave for a moment? I have something very important to do."

"What's all this secrecy about?"

Su Mingyang vaguely heard what sounded like Lu Ziqiao's voice on the other end of the phone, and looked at Lu Zhanbo with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Sorry, Ming 437 Yang, I can't tell you! Otherwise, I'll spend the rest of my life in jail!"

Lu Zhanbo said anxiously, "So please excuse us for a moment and come out later!"

Hearing this, Su Mingyang became even more curious. He turned his head and saw the computer screen lit up on the coffee table. Connecting this with what Lu Zhanbo had just said, a thought flashed through his mind, and he exclaimed in surprise, "Holy crap, Zhanbo, you're not distributing or selling pornographic videos, are you?"

"I didn't! That was...!"

Lu Zhanbo looked bitter, unable to defend himself.

Lu Ziqiao said this matter must not be told to a third person! Seeing Lu Zhanbo's hesitant manner, Su Mingyang thought he had guessed correctly and advised, "Zhanbo, this is a crime! If caught, the minimum sentence is three years. I advise you to stop now, or I'll tell your sister!"

As a friend, he had to stop Lu Zhanbo from going down the path of crime! "Bie Mingyang! Please, don't tell my sister! I really didn't spread those... videos! Don't worry, I'll be careful not to get caught!"

Startled, Lu Zhanbo threw down the phone and quickly grabbed Su Mingyang's leg to stop him from leaving.

He didn't actually distribute that kind of... video, but he knew that what he was doing now was a thousand times more serious than distributing that kind of... video! A man grabbed his leg, and Su Mingyang immediately felt a... He frowned and said, "Zhanbo, let go first."

"Do not!"

Lu Zhanbo shook his head vigorously, "Promise me you won't tell my sister about this!"

Su Mingyang said helplessly, "Fine, I won't say anything then."

"Swear it!"

Lu Zhanbo's attitude was tough.

These words infuriated Su Mingyang, who said coldly, "I'm still going to give you five cents, so let go right now... or I'll kick you, and Zhanbo, you'll be in the hospital for at least six months, and I'll be the one spending the rest of my life in jail."

"No! I'll let go!"

Lu Zhanbo was startled and immediately let go of his hand.

Just then, Lu Ziqiao's anxious voice came through the phone, which was lying on the sofa: "Has Zhanbo sorted things out? Has Mingyang left?"

"Ziqiao, what mischief are you up to with Zhanbo?"

"I didn't!"

On the phone, Lü Ziqiao said innocently.

"How could I not hear it? I heard it all. Zhanbo even said he'd spend the rest of his life in jail. What else is that but a crime?"

Su Mingyang didn't believe it at all.

"Sigh, it's not what you think! To tell you the truth, Mingyang, you've misunderstood. I was just teasing Zhanbo! Don't tell him!"

"What's the meaning"

Su Mingyang frowned.

"Sigh, I filmed a video of sows lining up to fall into a ditch, and I wanted Zhanbo to see it, but he wouldn't. I had no choice. I overheard him saying he was waiting for some phone call about getting beaten up, so I said I had a friend who worked in the intelligence agency and could hack into the population search system so Zhanbo could find the contact information for the beating up. Actually, it was just... a trick to get him to watch the video I filmed, you get it?"

Lu Ziqiao said in a low voice.

After listening, two black lines appeared on Su Mingyang's forehead, and his mouth twitched. So that's what it was all about. He turned to look at Lu Zhanbo, who was completely unaware of being tricked, and said speechlessly into the phone, "Ziqiao, aren't you bored?"

"Even if Big Brother doesn't criticize Second Brother, Mingyang, you still have the nerve to criticize me! You tricked me into coming to this desolate place! We've been walking for ages and there's no way to get back! I might as well just die of exhaustion!"

Lu Ziqiao rebuked.

"Uh"

Su Mingyang felt a little awkward and was speechless for a moment.

"Mingyang, don't tell Zhanbo about this. Give me some fun! Let me have some motivation to walk home, okay?"

Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

"Sigh, whatever, as long as it's not a crime, I don't care anymore."

"Hehe, Mingyang, you're so loyal."

Su Mingyang didn't say anything, handed the phone to Lu Zhanbo, shook his head, and went back to his room.

Lu Zhanbo had just overheard Su Mingyang's few words and thought he had been persuaded by Lü Ziqiao. When he heard him say that he didn't care anymore, he breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the phone to continue receiving Lü Ziqiao's instructions.

Chapter 210 Teacher Zeng, just give in!

Su Mingyang played games for a while, then wanted to check if Wanyu had woken up. He went out of the room and saw Lu Zhanbo sitting on the sofa, muttering to himself, seemingly cursing someone. He couldn't help but tease him, "Zhanbo, did Ziqiao... get the phone number I found for you?"

"Don't mention it!"

Lu Zhanbo gritted his teeth and said, "That Lu Ziqiao! I trusted him so much, and he actually tricked me. Since he likes sows so much, then I curse him to spend the rest of his life with sows!"

"puff"

Su Mingyang almost choked on his food.

This curse is truly ruthless! On a certain bus, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but sneeze three times in a row.

Unfortunately, he was facing a middle-aged woman right in front of him.

Before he could even figure out who was insulting him, he was already enjoying the "affection" of the middle-aged woman in front of him.

Su Mingyang shook his head, turned and walked towards Lin Wanyu's room. Just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard a terrifying scream coming from next door.

"Mom!!! Ah!!!"

If he wasn't mistaken, that should be Zeng Xiaoxian's voice.

Something's happened.

Su Mingyang frowned. Just then, he vaguely heard another sentence: "Quickly, go and fetch Mingyang to come and save the day."

Lu Zhanbo: "It seems so."

"I'll go check. Zhanbo, do you want to come along?"

Su Mingyang didn't even bother to look at Lin Wanyu anymore and turned to walk towards 360.

"Go ahead, I'll wait for your call."

Lu Zhanbo originally wanted to go and see, but thinking that it would be terrible if he missed the call, he forcibly suppressed his cat-like curiosity.

Su Mingyang ignored him, took a few steps out of the suite, and opened the door to 360.

In an instant, he saw Guan Gu Shenqi, Chen Meijia, and Zeng Xiaoxian cowering in the corner of the kitchen.

Three pairs of eyes stared at the ground in terror.

It's worth mentioning that Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were also filled with intense, extreme anger! Su Mingyang followed their gaze and was immediately stunned when he saw a familiar little figure crawling towards the three of them on the ground: "Why is the cockroach rat back again?"

The cockroach rat was still thinking of getting close to Zeng Xiaoxian, but when Mingyang came in, it remembered the fear of being dominated by him and immediately stopped in its tracks, not daring to make any rash moves.

When Zeng Xiaoxian and his two companions saw Su Mingyang, they felt a strong sense of security and became so excited that they started to stammer.

"Cockroach rat, you're finally here! Quickly help me get Mingyang away, he's disgusting!"

Zeng Xiaoxian huddled behind Chen Meijia, his voice trembling with tears.

Su Mingyang: ""

"The future of this planet rests in your hands, Mingyang. Let's make our move!"

Chen Meijia said with tears in her eyes.

"Lord Mingyang, I can't take it anymore! Please execute justice immediately!"

Guan Gu Shenqi clenched his fists.

"What do you mean, what's going on?"

Su Mingyang couldn't help but roll his eyes, took the gloves that Guan Gu Shenqi threw to him, put them on, and bent down to catch the cockroach rat. He was surprised to see that it didn't move at all.

"This guy isn't running away, he seems to be trembling."

Su Mingyang carefully examined the cockroach and rat, pondering in his heart.

"Mingyang, what's wrong? Why are you grabbing it?!"

Seeing Su Mingyang squatting in front of the cockroach rat in a daze, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but urge him on.

"Wait...it looks like it's crying."

Su Mingyang suddenly noticed that the cockroach rat's round little eyes were glistening with tears.

"How could that be? Don't tease us, Mingyang."