Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lin Wanyu asked, "Teacher Zeng, you rented another apartment? Why don't you go back to Love Apartment?"

"I'm just staying here temporarily. I'm going to travel later, so I just rented an apartment nearby."

Zeng Xiaoxian explained.

Chen Meijia asked expectantly, "Is it pretty? Can I go see it?"

I want to go too.

Lin Wanyu was also somewhat curious.

"certainly."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in agreement.

Since Lin Wanyu was going, Su Mingyang naturally had to go too, and besides, he was also a little curious.

And so, except for Guan Gu Shenqi who was too lazy to move, the other three bought a fruit basket and followed Zeng Xiaoxian to his new apartment.

The apartment building's mottled walls, narrow and dark stairwells, and walls plastered with small advertisements under motion-activated lights all highlight its extraordinary nature. Since there is no elevator, everyone has to huff and puff as they climb the stairs.

When Zeng Xiaoxian told everyone that he lived on the eleventh floor.

Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu were filled with regret and envied Guan Gu's decision.

Chen Meijia's legs were sore from climbing that she couldn't help but say, "Teacher Zeng, why didn't you rent a nicer apartment? This is too much!"

She didn't dare say what came next.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Zeng Xiaoxian said mysteriously, "Meijia, don't be fooled by the fact that this apartment looks shabby on the surface. Actually, there's a whole different world inside."

Hearing this, Chen Meijia felt a glimmer of anticipation: "Alright, then I'll have to see."

Lin Wanyu, who was holding Su Mingyang's shoulder, also felt a little motivated and asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, how does your room compare to Sun Wukong's Water Curtain Cave?"

Su Mingyang almost choked on his food; this girl's imagination was just too rich.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned and said, "You'll find out soon enough."

Chapter 185 This is the security guard who looks after my house!

After overcoming numerous hardships, the group finally reached the eleventh floor.

Su Mingyang noticed that Zeng Xiaoxian's legs were trembling uncontrollably, clearly indicating...excessive climbing of stairs.

He shook his head secretly.

Despite the soreness in his legs, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door and forced a smile, saying, "Welcome to my new apartment!"

When everyone went inside, they were immediately astonished.

Chen Meijia's last glimmer of hope for the apartment room vanished at that moment.

At first glance, three words came to mind: dirty, messy, and small.

Even someone as poor as her couldn't accept this environment.

Lin Wanyu, a pampered young lady, was even more unbearable. If it were her, she would probably collapse after staying here for one night. She frowned and said, "Teacher Zeng, is this what you called a hidden paradise? It really is pitch black."

"really."

Su Mingyang smiled.

Zeng Xiaoxian turned on the light and said, "It's not dark anymore now, is it? Look at how the furniture in my room is arranged, isn't it quite creative?"

Chen Meijia looked around and teased, "That's quite creative. Did you install a toilet in the kitchen or a stove in the bathroom?"

"Ah, I designed it this way on purpose. It's good for metabolism, environmentally friendly, and saves a lot of time."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he placed the fruit basket into the bathtub.

"Teacher Zeng, doesn't the food you made with this design smell especially delicious?"

Su Mingyang asked.

Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia almost vomited when they thought of that scene.

"Uh, I've never done that before."

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched slightly, and he awkwardly changed the subject: "Sigh, it's such a pity Guan Gu didn't come. This is an international apartment complex, with many young people from all over the world. My neighbor is Korean, and I'm currently learning Korean from him. %, isn't it pretty standard?"

"That's quite something; the tone imitation is pretty good."

Su Mingyang said.

"right."

Zeng Xiaoxian was quite pleased with himself, but then he suddenly remembered something and said, "Um... Meijia, didn't you need to go to the bathroom? We can leave for now."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he pulled open the screen placed next to the toilet: "Look, all you have to do is pull this screen open like this."

Lin Wanyu glanced at the screen, which was only slightly higher than her knees, and felt inexplicably ashamed.

Su Mingyang almost laughed.

Chen Meijia was extremely embarrassed and quickly waved her hand, saying, "No need, I can hold it in, I can hold it in."

Zeng Xiaoxian surprised everyone by saying, "It's okay, I don't mind that you're dirty."

"puff"

Lin Wanyu and Mingyang couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"hehe."

Chen Meijia remained speechless.

Glancing at the wall, she changed the subject, saying, "Uh, Teacher Zeng, you also have one of these hidden spring mattresses?"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "Yes! This doesn't take up much space, and it's bouncy and comfortable to sleep on."

Chen Meijia reached out and groped around on the spring mattress, asking, "Then how do you put this down?"

"Just pull it down."

Xiao Xian hadn't finished speaking.

"Bah"

With a loud thud, the spring mattress was pulled down forcefully by Chen Meijia.

Lin Wanyu and Su Mingyang retreated directly outside the door.

There was no other way; the entire room was probably less than five 55-square-meter rooms, and once the bed was put down, there was simply no room for them.

Even so, the bed still couldn't be laid flat; one corner was stuck to the wall. Zeng Xiaoxian awkwardly explained, "Sleeping flat isn't necessarily good. Sometimes you need a slight angle to improve sleep quality."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was still stubborn, Su Mingyang interrupted, "I don't think it's necessary. Teacher Zeng, your bed is right in front of the toilet, you must sleep very well at night."

Zeng Xiaoxian: ""

Upon hearing Su Mingyang's words...

Lin Wanyu covered her nose, barely able to stand it.

Chen Meijia couldn't stand it for a second longer and wanted to escape immediately. She said to Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu, who were standing outside the door, "Mingyang, Wanyu, please help us move the bed back in."

"No need, just wait for me."

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"But the bed is there, so I can't get out."

Chen Meijia was speechless.

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated, and he moved the bed back to its original position.

Chen Meijia winked at Lin Wanyu and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, let's go back to the bar."

"Yes, we've finished our tour too."

Lin Wanyu echoed.

"Don't rush off. You've come all this way, and I haven't really treated you properly. Have some fruit before you go."

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"No need, Teacher Zeng."

Chen Meijia refused, saying she couldn't possibly eat in that environment.

"fine."

Without a word, Zeng Xiaoxian took some fruit from the bathtub. Just as he was about to wash it, he noticed that several apples were half-eaten. He laughed and said, "Did you three sneak some?"

As he spoke, he casually took a bite: "So sweet."

"No."

Chen Meijia looked completely bewildered and turned to ask, "Wanyu and Mingyang, did you two eat?"

"How is that possible?"

Lin Wan-yu denied it.

Su Mingyang shook his head in agreement.

Just as everyone was feeling uneasy, a squeaking sound came from behind them.