Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang's lips twitched. He guessed that Chen Meijia had been looking at this too, so he didn't say anything. When Lin Wanyu came out of the bathroom, he asked her what she wanted to eat.

Lin Wanyu was delighted to hear that Su Mingyang meant to cook, and she counted on her fingers, "I want braised pork trotters, stir-fried beef tripe, beer-braised duck, and braised fish."

"stop!"

Seeing Lin Wanyu talking nonstop, Su Mingyang immediately interrupted, laughing and crying at the same time, "How come you've gotten so fat from eating so much meat!"

"You told me before to eat more meat and get a little chubby, don't you remember?"

Lin Wanyu pouted and looked at Su Mingyang with a resentful expression.

"Of course I remember, but I can't stay this fat forever."

Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Lin Wanyu thought for two seconds and said, "Mingyang, you've gained quite a bit of weight, so you can't eat so much meat! No, you can't eat any more meat!"

"I'm not fat, I'm strong!"

Su Mingyang retorted.

He originally weighed 65 kilograms and was on the thin side.

However, after mastering martial arts skills, while his physical fitness improved significantly, his appetite also increased considerably.

He usually likes to do dozens of push-ups on his bed before going to sleep, and the nutrients he consumes easily turn into muscle, resulting in slow weight gain.

I haven't weighed myself in a long time, so I don't know how much I weigh now.

“That’s not fair!”

Lin Wanyu snorted angrily.

"Then Wanyu, tell me, what constitutes fairness?"

Su Mingyang smiled.

Lin Wanyu thought for a moment and said, "How about this, I used to weigh 47 kilograms. If I reach over 60 kilograms now, I won't eat that much meat. What was your weight again?"

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Lin Wanyu nodded and said, "Okay, then you can't eat meat if you weigh over 80 kilograms, at least not for a week, okay?"

"Wanyu, this won't do! Is this your idea of ​​fairness?"

Su Mingyang was defeated by Lin Wanyu's quirky and mischievous nature. "If I exceed the limit, I can't eat meat. If you exceed the limit, you can eat less. How much is 'less'?"

"Oh well, I'll just eat less! Do you agree?"

Lin Wanyu shook Su Mingyang's arm and said coquettishly.

"Fine, I promise you, okay? I'm really impressed."

Su Mingyang gently patted Lin Wanyu's head.

"Hehe, that's more like it."

Lin Wanyu comfortably squinted her eyes.

And so, the two of them went to buy groceries hand in hand, planning to weigh themselves in front of a pharmacy they passed by.

Chapter 181 This scale must be broken!

At the entrance of the pharmacy.

As soon as Lin Wanyu stepped onto the scale, the pointer on the screen began to spin wildly, and her heart started to race with nervousness.

Finally, the pointer hovered around the number 70! "Kilograms?! How is that possible?!"

Lin Wanyu stared at the number, her mouth agape, and nearly fainted.

"Tsk tsk, I didn't realize you were so heavy, Wanyu!"

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and stood behind her, feigning surprise.

"No, this scale must be broken!"

Lin Wanyu quickly denied it, her heart pounding with panic. She looked up and down and finally found the reason—Su Mingyang had secretly put one leg on the scale at some point, and when she noticed, he quickly pulled his leg back.

Seeing this, Lin Wanyu gritted her teeth in anger: "Mingyang, you're so mean! You scared me on purpose!"

"Hahahaha, Su Mingyang almost doubled over laughing."

I'll beat you to a pulp!

Seeing Su Mingyang laughing so happily, Lin Wanyu pouted and punched him repeatedly with her little fists.

Su Mingyang didn't dodge; Wan Yu's strength was like a tickle to him. However, seeing her keep hitting him, he pointed around and threatened, "Wan Yu, that's enough! Lots of people are watching us."

Lin Wanyu wanted to continue punching him, but upon hearing this, she froze, immediately stopped what she was doing, tossed her hair, and adopted a ladylike demeanor, giving Su Mingyang an annoyed glare: "It's all your fault!"

Just kidding, take a look at your weight.

Su Mingyang smiled and walked to the screen to take a look.

"Kilogram."

Without Su Mingyang causing trouble, her weight has returned to normal.

Seeing the number, Lin Wanyu breathed a sigh of relief, a broad smile spreading across her face: "Not over 60 kilograms, I'm going to eat lots of meat! You have to make all the dishes I just mentioned."

"This is not scientifically sound."

Su Mingyang sighed.

"That's scientific!"

Lin Wanyu proudly raised her chin, stepped off the scale, and pulled Su Mingyang up, saying, "Your turn."

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Su Mingyang stood on it, looked at the numbers, and then looked down to see a small leg covered by a skirt come into view. He said, half-laughing and half-crying, "Wanyu, aren't you bored? Trying the same trick I used before."

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Lin Wanyu arrogantly spat out the snake.

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Su Mingyang smiled.

"It didn't exceed the limit."

Lin Wanyu wrinkled her nose, very dissatisfied with the result.

"Of course, let's go buy groceries."

Su Mingyang took Lin Wanyu's hand and walked towards the market.

"Buy the vegetables I just mentioned."

“No money.”

"You're cheating!"

Congratulations, you got it right.

"Hmph! Then I'll pay."

"You don't need to pay, Yifei will reimburse you."

"Then why did you say you had no money?"

"Haha, actually it's mainly because I don't have the energy to do it."

"I'll help you."

"I'm not in a very good mood either."

"Is Bo in a better mood now?"

Okay, you win.

"whee"

When the two returned to room 301 after buying groceries, Hu Yifei was still sprawled on the sofa reading a novel.

After exchanging greetings, they ignored each other and went to the kitchen to get busy.

Soon, a fragrant stir-fried beef tripe dish was ready.

At this moment, Guan Gu Shenqi, Lü Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia arrived, drawn by the fragrance.

"Mingyang-jun, do you have time to cook today?"

Guan Gu Shenqi swallowed hard and chuckled.

"Yeah, have you guys eaten yet?"

Su Mingyang turned his head and asked.

"We prepared several plates of steel wool and sponges, but there was no food."

"I said in a sarcastic tone."

Su Mingyang asked in confusion, "What do you mean? Didn't Meijia just cook?"

Chen Meijia lowered her head.