Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Okay, let's wait and see."

Su Mingyang smiled.

At this moment, Lü Ziqiao walked in with a Sima-like face.

Guan Gu Shenqi looked up and saw Lu Ziqiao, asking in confusion, "Ziqiao, why do you look like Laura? Did your date not go well?"

"Don't even mention it, it's absolutely terrible! God is playing a cruel joke on me!"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, lay back on the sofa, and looked utterly dejected.

This is probably the umpteenth time he's failed at dating.

It's not that he's bad at it, it's just that his dates are always so bizarre! Su Mingyang smiled slightly, thinking to himself... Xiao Bo must have brought the child to meet Lu Ziqiao.

Everyone was very curious about Lu Ziqiao's behavior, except for Su Mingyang, who had a vague idea of ​​the truth.

Chen Meijia, who shared the same misfortune as Lü Ziqiao but didn't sympathize with him, gloated, "What happened to our young master Lü? Did he suffer another setback on his date?"

"What do you think?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

"Ziqiao, did those four 44-year-old girls get together somewhere, haha?"

Hu Yifei had no idea that Lu Ziqiao's date was Xiao Bo; she thought it was the four 44s from the group text message she sent that morning, and gossiped about it.

Seeing Hu Yifei mocking him, Lü Ziqiao became furious and questioned, "Yifei, why didn't you tell me that... Xiao Bo's child is already six months old?"

"Xiao Bo"

Hu Yifei paused for a moment, then asked, "What does this have to do with Xiao Bo?"

Lu Ziqiao let slip the secret, but pretending to be nonchalant, he waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I was just asking casually. Yifei, you're overthinking it."

"impossible!"

Hu Yifei didn't believe him at all.

A sudden realization dawned on him, and he angrily demanded, "Lu Ziqiao, you went on a date with Xiao Bo, didn't you?"

"Yifei, you've spotted the key point."

Su paused for a moment, then said to Lü Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, be honest, otherwise you'll suffer not only mental anguish, but also Yifei's devilish torment."

The others suppressed their laughter; Yi Fei, with her powerful influence, could overturn the sea.

Su Mingyang's words sent a chill down Lü Ziqiao's spine. Seeing the ruthless Hu Yifei staring at him with an icy expression, he realized the seriousness of the situation and pleaded weakly, "Yifei, don't be angry. I just had a meal with Xiaobo, nothing happened."

"Fine! I can't control how you harm others, but it's not so easy for you to harm my friends."

Hu Yifei's face darkened, then she suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, where did you get Xiao Bo's phone number?"

"I"

Lu Ziqiao was speechless, and glanced at Lu Zhanbo, who was getting up and trying to sneak away.

"Zhanbo, you stop right there!"

Hu Yifei noticed Lu Ziqiao's gaze, knew what was going on, and shouted angrily, instantly immobilizing Lu Zhanbo.

"sister"

Lu Zhanbo called out weakly.

"So, when you asked me for my phone this afternoon, you went through my contacts to find Xiaobo's number and gave it to Lü Ziqiao, didn't you?"

Hu Yifei said confidently.

"Sister, I was wrong."

Lu Zhanbo lowered his head.

He firmly believed that admitting defeat at this point was more effective than anything else.

"You seem to have gotten quite bold lately!"

Hu Yifei got up, walked up to Lu Zhanbo, and grabbed his ear.

"Sister, let go! I was wrong, it hurts!"

Lu Zhanbo winced in pain.

It was Lu Ziqiao who was supposed to be dating Xiao Bo, but it was he who got hurt.

Where can we find justice in this?! It's all Lu Ziqiao's fault, that scoundrel! Seeing this scene, Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, Chen Meijia, and Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Even the culprit, Lü Ziqiao, couldn't hold back anymore.

Hu Yifei grabbed Lu Zhanbo and dragged him to the wall, then let go of him and scolded, "Stand here and reflect on your actions."

Lu Zhanbo was extremely frustrated and stood obediently.

After disciplining her younger brother, Hu Yifei naturally turned her attention to Lü Ziqiao. Seeing him still smiling, she stared at him coldly.

Lu Ziqiao's smile froze instantly. His gaze shifted, and he said with a bitter face, "Yifei, please have mercy on me. I'm already suffering enough. You have no idea, I went on a date with Xiaobo with great joy, and we were having a wonderful chat when she suddenly said she had to go back to take care of the child. When I asked her, I felt like the sky had fallen!"

Hu Yifei imagined the scene and almost laughed, but pretended to be serious and said, "You still have the nerve to complain that having a child saves you so much trouble..."

"That's right... buy one get one free, what a great deal!"

Chen Meijia teased.

"Convenient and cost-effective"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said in a high-pitched voice, "Am I going to have to explain to every kid from now on—why my mom's man isn't my dad?"

"No need to explain. The child is only six months old. What could he possibly know? Just treat him with love and care, nurture him from a young age, and having him call you 'Dad' will be a piece of cake."

Su Mingyang joked.

Lü Ziqiao: ""

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Chapter 163 I have three words to say to you!

"Teacher Zeng's program is about to begin."

Su Mingyang turned on the radio, and everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and listened quietly.

Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly, "Aren't you guys bored? You actually listen to this show?"

"You can go back if you don't want to listen."

Chen Meijia retorted.

"Fine, anyway... I'm bored."

Lu Ziqiao curled his lip.

A moment later, Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came through the radio.

"Listeners, welcome to 'Your Moon, My Heart,' the perfect man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Today is a special day. Your Moon, My Heart celebrates its 600th anniversary, and Xiaoxian is even happier because..."

"Today, we have a special guest, Ms. Laura, a columnist for National Geographic."

"Hello everyone! I'm very happy to be able to participate in Zeng Xiaoxian's program."

Laura's voice was weak and listless, as if she were preoccupied with something and was not in a good mood.

A round of applause rang out, and Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to our listeners who have supported us for so long, and also to a very special friend who is most dear to my heart."

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, Hu Yifei, and the others excitedly pointed to themselves.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued, "I want to say to her here—it's so good to have you! Now, let's get to today's topic: just how big is our world?"

Laura composed herself and said calmly, "That's a really interesting topic. Sitting on an airplane, you don't realize how vast the world is; the blue sky and white clouds stretch to the horizon."

"Sitting on a ship, one is unaware of how vast the world is; the sea and sky merge seamlessly, stretching to the horizon."

"The world is both vast and small, so in my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the connection between hearts."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a hint of embarrassment, "Ah! It seems Laura and our show are really destined for each other!"

Laura said affectionately, "It's not about your show, it's about you! True destiny is invisible; you don't know when the leaves will turn yellow, or when your child will grow their first tooth."

"I wonder when you'll fall in love with someone, what do you think, Xian'er?"

Hearing Laura's words, especially the term "Xian'er," was quite a shock.

Everyone in the Love Apartment got goosebumps and stared in disbelief.

"hehe"

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's signature cheeky laugh rang out, a laugh tinged with happiness.

Hu Yifei couldn't stand it anymore and turned off the radio.

"It seems like Laura wants to get together with him."

Su Mingyang smiled and shook his head.

This Lara is practically... a female version of Lu Ziqiao.