Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang said, "It's an illusion, all an illusion. Teacher Zeng, you need some peace and quiet."

The problem is, I can't calm down!

As Zeng Xiaoxian was speaking, he suddenly clutched his stomach, his face contorted in pain, "My kidneys are starting to hurt."

Su Mingyang casually said, "Then I guess you have kidney stones, Teacher Zeng, it's not Laura's fault at all."

"Even if it's kidney stones, it's Laura's fault! And it's not just my kidneys, my stomach hurts! My liver hurts! My head hurts! I'm done for, I'm sick."

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed to the ground, utterly exhausted.

Lu Zhanbo quickly helped him up and said solemnly to everyone, "I can indeed feel that his inner universe is gradually disappearing."

"Teacher Zeng, cheer up! The best way to overcome fear is...to face it."

Su Mingyang patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's just being cheated on. Anyway... you've both broken up. Think about those who got married and then got cheated on, it'll make you feel much better."

"Yes, Teacher Zeng."

Lin Wanyu echoed.

"You don't know, that wasn't just ordinary infidelity! Nor was it just an ordinary breakup! I was with her for eight years, eight years!"

Zeng Xiaoxian held up an eight with his hand, recalling his memories with Laura, and said to Su Mingyang with a sob in his voice, "Back then, our relationship was just like yours with Wanyu's, no, it should have been even better."

Su Mingyang glanced at Lin Wanyu and couldn't help but interrupt, "Uh, Teacher Zeng, we're different. Everyone has different experiences, so let's not compare us. It feels weird."

"All right."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and continued, "I was with her for eight years, but in the end she actually told me, 'You're a good person, you're actually very outstanding, you...'"

"You should find a girl who loves you more than I do."

Hu Yifei chimed in, rolling her eyes, "Please, every bad movie uses that line."

"Received a 'good person' card."

Su Mingyang gave a wry smile.

"Eight years is not an easy time for a girl."

Lin Wanyu leaned on Su Mingyang's shoulder and sighed, recalling the past few months she had spent with him, a smile playing on her lips.

"I agree, especially when I later learned that she had been with..."

At this point, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a loud wail, "He cheated on me!"

"what"

Everyone was stunned.

In his excitement, Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out this shameful secret. Feeling utterly ashamed, he buried his head in the sofa like an ostrich.

Su Mingyang shook his head.

This is truly tragic! He recalled an ancient poem—love is a light, so green it makes you panic; if you want to get through it, you have to have a touch of green.

Chapter 152 Wan Yu Has a Rival in Love!

Zeng Xiaoxian is now in a frenzy, and nothing anyone says can change his mind.

Su Mingyang had no choice but to ask Lu Zhanbo to help carry him and the large flower basket back to 360 so that he could have some peace and quiet.

It was almost lunchtime, and after a long day of fussing around, the four of us were starving. We ordered a family bucket of instant noodles to make do.

After lunch.

Lin Wanyu played a matching game with Su Mingyang for a while before going back to her room for a nap.

Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo, the two siblings, went to the market to do a big shopping spree in preparation for the evening's dinner gathering.

Now that Zeng Xiaoxian has encountered this situation, the celebration of his show's 600th episode has naturally been canceled and replaced with a regular dinner.

Su Mingyang took a nap and, having nothing to do, went out for some fresh air. He happened to run into Chen Meijia, who was on her way to a bar. She invited him to come along, and since he was bored anyway, he nodded in agreement.

On the way to the bar, Su Mingyang asked about Zeng Xiaoxian's situation.

Chen Meijia pouted and said, "It seems that Teacher Zeng was seriously hurt by that... Laura. She didn't even eat lunch and is sitting on the sofa, holding a water glass, looking like she's just been assaulted."

Su Mingyang chuckled and said, "Meijia, your description is quite apt; I can imagine it."

"Of course, Teacher Zeng originally wanted to escape and didn't want to see that... Laura. He especially didn't want to go to the recording that night. Guan Gu tried to persuade him for a long time, but it was no use. In the end, it was only one sentence from me that made him give up his idea of ​​running away."

Chen Meijia said proudly.

"Yeah"

Su Mingyang asked curiously, "What did you say?"

Before Chen Meijia could speak, she couldn't help but laugh. It took her half a minute to recover before she said, "I told him, 'Teacher Zeng, do you know what's scarier than meeting Laura?' Teacher Zeng said he didn't know. So I told him it's simple: Ziqiao doesn't flush the toilet every day. If you're afraid to face Laura, then I'll make you face an unflushed toilet every day and see which is scarier, hahaha!"

At the end, Chen Meijia couldn't help but laugh again.

Su Mingyang's lips twitched violently a few times, then he gave Chen Meijia a thumbs up: "That's brilliant!"

"Hehe, Teacher Zeng has a severe case of mysophobia and absolutely cannot stand this, so he has no choice but to face Laura."

Chen Meijia raised an eyebrow.

"Meijia, your intelligence has kicked in again this time, not bad."

Su Mingyang praised.

"I'm not stupid, okay?"

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes.

Su Mingyang remained noncommittal.

During their conversation, the two arrived at a bar and happened to see Lu Ziqiao sitting at the bar talking on the phone. They exchanged a glance and quietly walked over.

"Hello, is this Xiaobo? I'm Yifei's friend, we met this morning."

Su Mingyang was somewhat surprised to hear that Lu Ziqiao was actually on the phone with Xiao Bo.

It's certain that Hu Yifei didn't give him this phone number.

"I am not Su Mingyang, I am Lü Zi."

Lu Ziqiao, completely unaware that Su Mingyang and Chen Meijia were standing suspiciously beside him, said into the phone, "Yes, I wanted to ask, but I don't have time. We're all Yifei's friends, so let's go out for a meal to get to know each other better and make more friends."

"Mingyang, he's my good brother. He doesn't like going out much, just the two of us. I'll invite him next time if there's a chance."

"Okay, it's a deal then. See you there, bye-bye."

"!!"

Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone and excitedly waved his arms and legs.

Just then, a familiar voice reached his ears, startling him so much that he dropped his phone.

"Ziqiao, I don't like going out at night."

Su Mingyang said quietly.

"Uh"

Lu Ziqiao picked up his knock-off phone, turned around and saw Su Mingyang, looking rather guilty. "Mingyang, you heard everything just now?"

"Of course, you're speaking so loudly, we're not deaf."

Chen Meijia said irritably, squinting at Lü Ziqiao, "Tell me, did you use Mingyang's name to pick up girls?"

"No way! How could I, Lu Ziqiao, possibly do something like using someone else's name to pick up girls?"

Lu Ziqiao took a sip of his drink and quickly denied it, "You heard it too, Xiao Bo is Yi Fei's friend. Mingyang and I met him this morning, right, Mingyang?"

Su Mingyang nodded.

"Fine, you dare to flirt with Yifei's friend? I'm going to tell her, and she'll skin you alive!"

After Chen Meijia finished speaking, she turned and left.

Lu Ziqiao quickly grabbed her, anxiously saying, "Meijia, no! What good will it do you to tell Yifei!"

Xiao Bo isn't his girlfriend yet; if Hu Yifei finds out, things will definitely fall apart.

Once the deed is done, even if she finds out, there's nothing she can say.

"Then I won't tell her what the benefits are."

Chen Meijia hugged the bear in her arms and said leisurely.

Lu Ziqiao pursed his lips, took out two red bills from his pocket, and stuffed them into Chen Meijia's hand: "Is that enough? This is all I have."

“That’s more like it.”

Chen Meijia happily put the money in her pocket and ordered two strawberry milkshakes from the waiter.

Having dealt with Chen Meijia, Lü Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief and turned to Su Mingyang, saying, "Mingyang, you won't tell Yifei, will you?"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "Qiao, first tell me how you got that... Xiao Bo's phone number, and why did you mention my name on the phone?"

"Uh, okay, I asked Zhanbo to get it for me."

Lu Ziqiao told the truth, "I told Zhanbo that as long as Xiaobo calls, I won't borrow money from him."

"So that's what you and Zhanbo were whispering about."