Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lu Zhanbo pondered for a moment, then said with a bitter face, "Mingyang, you don't know, good jobs are hard to find these days. I'm doing alright at this company, and I don't want to switch jobs for now."

"All right."

Su Mingyang curled the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend."

Hu Yifei said casually, then a brilliant idea flashed through her mind, and she suggested, "This Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend!"

Lu Zhanbo declined, saying, "Let's forget it, sis."

Seizing the opportunity, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly teased, "Haha, if you go and impersonate him, Zhanbo won't just face discrimination; the entire office will have to mourn!"

Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and said irritably, "Why don't you do it!"

Hearing this, Su Mingyang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and joked, "That's a good idea. Why don't you pretend to be Zhanbo's boyfriend, Teacher Zeng? Anyway... you have experience."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Where would I get this experience, Mingyang? Don't talk nonsense, I would never do such a thing even if you killed me!"

"I wonder who impersonated Ziqiao's boyfriend last time, hahaha."

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and burst into laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian was utterly speechless: "Can we please not mention that matter anymore?"

Lu Zhanbo gave Hu Yifei a resentful look: "I've already done it, sis, and you're still in the mood to laugh."

Hu Yifei stopped smiling and pouted, saying, "I told you to pretend to be your girlfriend. With my figure and face, I could easily pass for someone born in the 90s."

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"Let's just forget about it then, is that alright?"

Su Mingyang glanced at Hu Yifei, and before she could explode, he suddenly had a good idea. He smiled and said, "By the way, Zhanbo, here's a way for you to beat that... Zhao Wuliang."

"Mingyang, what's the plan?"

Lu Zhanbo stared intently at Su Mingyang as if he had grasped at a straw.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were also very curious.

Su Mingyang took a sip of water and laughed, "Um... didn't Zhao Wuliang just find a girlfriend? Zhanbo, if you had a wife and kids, you'd be miles ahead of him. That way, not only him, but everyone in the company would stop discriminating against you."

"Where would I get a wife and children?"

Lu Zhanbo was somewhat confused.

"Have your sister impersonate her."

Su Mingyang laughed, then turned to Hu Yifei and said, "Yifei, tomorrow take a doll to Zhanbo Company and say you don't have money to buy milk powder. Ask Zhanbo for some, take the money and leave. That way you won't be caught."

"Ha, that's a good idea."

Hu Yifei clapped her hands, her face full of excitement, and said, "But I don't think that's shocking enough. Let's do it this way: Imagine I'm a rich heiress. I was with Zhanbo, but my family opposed our relationship and forcibly separated us. Later, I found out I was pregnant. My family wanted me to abort the child, but I disagreed and risked my life to give birth to it."

"After overcoming countless hardships to escape her family's control, and finding out Zhanbo's whereabouts through various channels, she spent all her money on the way to find him. Finally, she reunited with Zhanbo and asked him for money for the baby formula! What do you think?"

After Hu Yifei finished speaking with great emotion, she looked at the three of them triumphantly, with an expression that seemed to say, "Am I not smart? You should praise me!"

Su Mingyang's lips twitched slightly, then he gave a thumbs up: "Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Yifei, you're so good at creating drama for yourself, it's a shame you're not an actress."

"Haha, really?"

Hu Yifei chuckled softly and raised her chin slightly.

"I've watched too many typical melodramatic soap operas."

Zeng Xiaoxian whispered something to the side.

He frowned, suddenly sensing something was amiss, and gave Su Mingyang a strange look.

Lu Zhanbo was speechless. He advised, "Sis, I think Mingyang's is better. Don't overcomplicate things."

"What do you mean by 'adding legs to a snake'? This is 'adding flowers to brocade,' do you understand?"

Hu Yifei retorted, hands on her hips.

The plot she finally came up with, no matter what...

Whether Zhanbo agrees or not, she has to perform at his company tomorrow.

Su Mingyang, always eager for drama, said to Lu Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, I also think your sister's is better. A rich heiress falling for you means you're very charming. Let's do as your sister says and teach that Zhao Wuliang a lesson tomorrow."

"This"

Lu Zhanbo was conflicted; Su Mingyang's words still carried some weight in his mind.

But if things really turn out the way Hu Yifei suggested, it will attract too much attention, and he doesn't know what to do about how people in the company will perceive him.

"Look, even Mingyang says it's good!"

Hu Yifei's face lit up with joy. Seeing Lu Zhanbo still hesitating, she provoked him, "Zhanbo, it's time to act like a man! Stop being so indecisive! If you keep acting like this, not only will Zhao Wuliang and your colleagues at the company discriminate against you, but even we will!"

Hearing this, Lu Zhanbo clenched his fists, determined to go all out, and said resolutely, "Alright then!"

"That's more like it."

Hu Yifei was overjoyed that her goal had been achieved, and she was secretly looking forward to tomorrow.

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In contrast to Hu Yifei's relaxed and cheerful mood, Lu Zhanbo was not happy that the problem had been resolved; instead, he felt somewhat uneasy.

Su Mingyang didn't say much, went back to his room, and sat in front of his computer.

Just as I was about to open the Fantasy Westward Journey game, I suddenly remembered the online novel "Zhu Xian Sword" that the system had rewarded me with.

This novel is incredibly classic; it was one of the few online novels he read word for word in his previous life.

The scene where the female protagonist, Biyao, shields Zhang Xiaofan from the Zhuxian Sword remains vivid in his memory to this day.

I felt sad for a long time when I first saw this classic scene, and I hope Biyao can wake up soon.

Unfortunately, the author left this character dead until the very end.

"Ha, it's time for the readers of this world to experience what despair truly means."

Su Mingyang smiled and searched online.

Before long, I learned that the world's most famous and largest original novel network is called Qifei Chinese Network.

The name is quite auspicious.

After browsing for two hours.

Su Mingyang discovered that the most popular novel category on the website right now is Western fantasy, with over 100,000 titles.

It seems to be influenced by the Japanese swordsmanship and magic.

Other genres, such as martial arts, urban fantasy, xianxia, ​​and xuanhuan, combined don't even amount to more than half of Western fantasy.

Especially in the genre of fantasy and martial arts, there are only a mere three thousand or so books.

Moreover, the writing is unsatisfactory. It's more like mythology than fantasy, telling stories from ancient times and mixing together various myths and legends into a hodgepodge.

"The writing is too vague; no wonder this category is so unpopular."

Su Mingyang flipped through a few books and shook his head.

I created a new online account, using the pen name "Ten Years of Dreams".

Next, create a title and a brief description for your work.

There are no gods or immortals in this world, but since ancient times, after witnessing the strange phenomena in the world around us, such as lightning and thunder, and violent storms, all sorts of strange things have happened.

Having finished these tasks, Su Mingyang began coding.

My fingers flew across the keyboard, and in an hour, I wrote... more than 20,000 words.

If he weren't afraid of his computer crashing, his typing speed would be even faster! If other authors knew, they'd be furious.

Some full-time authors sit in front of their computers for more than ten hours a day and can only manage to produce six or seven thousand words.

Being able to update 10,000 words a day is considered super.

After writing fifty or sixty thousand words.

Su Mingyang uploaded two chapters

Waiting for the contract to be signed.

This website will release 100,000 words of the book, with one update per day during the new book period.

He naturally had to "do as the Romans do".

It's not too late to update it all at once it's released.

Seeing that it was almost midnight, he was exhausted after a busy day, so he washed up and went to bed.

The next afternoon.

Fish ball cafe.

Business wasn't very good today; there wasn't a single customer in the shop.

Lin Wanyu meticulously prepared coffee at the bar, following Su Mingyang's instructions, while Luo Xiaorong watched curiously from the side.

Su Mingyang sat with Zeng Xiaoxian, who had nothing else to do, each with a cup of coffee, chatting as they drank.