Naruto: Legend of Jiraiya

Chapter 166 The love of men and women

Chapter 166 The love of men and women

"Get up, get up! Don't sleep, it's past eight o'clock..."

I slowly opened my eyes, Xiao Nan had finished washing up, and asked me to get up to have breakfast.I saw that she was still full of energy, and said, "It's strange, why are you so energetic, and I look so tired, won't you start to grow old?"

Xiao Nan blushed and scolded: "It's not that you always take the initiative! Besides, whoever says I'm not tired is all to blame, and I didn't sleep for a long time!"

I still have a slight impression. I glanced at my watch after finishing the work. It was more than four o'clock in the morning, which means I slept for less than four hours, and Xiaonan should be even less. Her biological clock is very accurate, and she wakes up at almost eight o'clock almost every day. .

Dong Qing knew that Xiao Nan had already woken up, so he opened the door and entered without any hesitation. "Brother Zi, why can't you pay it back? Hurry up and have breakfast later, I'm starving to death."

This kid is a reincarnation of a starving ghost. I have never seen him sleep late. Maybe it is because he is young, or maybe it was because we were tossing around last night. He slept for several hours. He is in good spirits now. presentable.

Zhang Xiaomei was so sleepy that she wandered out in her pajamas.Leaning against the door of our house, squinting: "What time did you get up?"

Dong Qing and I were completely attracted by the sight of her chest. Obviously, the inside of the pajamas was empty, without underwear, and the outline was almost clearly visible, and she was about to jump out.Zhang Xiaomei was still awake and didn't notice our gaze. She leaned her back against the door, her jade arms drooped naturally, and she dozed off with her eyes closed. In this way, her chest became more erect. Dongqing was the closest to him. I almost spit out a nosebleed, and my eyes stared straight.

Xiao Nan hurriedly stood in front of her, helped Zhang Xiaomei go back, and locked Dong Qing and me in the room.I could vaguely hear Xiao Nan saying: "Be sober, you've been seen naked." Zhang Xiaomei groaned a few times, as if she was drunk.

Dong Qing almost drooled with his mouth wide open, and said to me: "I really didn't realize that she has such a good figure!"

I snorted a few times and said, "Are you tempted?"

Dong Qing raised his eyebrows lightly, smiled wickedly, and looked at the ceiling whimsically.I patted his crotch and cursed: "Don't be a nympho, if you want to chase someone, do it quickly."

Dong Qing didn't have any feelings for her before, only thought she was fierce, but she didn't expect her to be cruel!At this moment, I suddenly became interested, and asked me: "Hey, brother Zi. You are from the past, please teach me, how did you chase after sister-in-law?"

"I...my time may be a bit long, you can't learn it."

Dong Qing thought I was unwilling to teach him, so he was a little upset, and said, "Forget it, I'll do it myself!" Turning around, he wanted to confess, and before he went out the door, he saw Zhang Xiaomei, who was already fully dressed and regained consciousness.

Dong Qing was startled by her, his mouth was open and he couldn't speak.Zhang Xiaomei saw that he looked strange, and asked, "What are you doing? Hit a ghost?"

"Ah, no, no, hehe..."

"Nervous..." Zhang Xiaomei went to the bathroom to tidy up, leaving Dongqing standing there alone.Xiao Nan didn't know what was going on, looked at me, I shrugged, and didn't understand what this kid was doing.In fact, I know that he is tempted by Zhang Xiaomei, but judging by Zhang Xiaomei's attitude towards him, it's better not to make it clear, maybe after a long time, the two of them will spark each other.

The big difference between a man and a woman is the time. After I was woken up by Xiao Nan, I was ready to wash up, and then I had breakfast. It usually took five or six minutes to finish the job. Now that Zhang Xiaomei is in front, I have been waiting for a long time. It's been 6 minutes, and she hasn't finished her work, so she can only make do in the kitchen.

After we finished breakfast, Zhang Xiaomei came out of the bathroom. "Huh? Have you all finished eating?"

Dong Qing looked at her with contempt: "When you come, you don't need to eat breakfast, just eat lunch!"

Zhang Xiaomei wanted to hit him as soon as she raised her hand, and had a few words with Dong Qing.Suddenly remembered something, and said: "I always feel as if I forgot something, but I just can't remember it. What is it? How can I forget it so much."

Zhang Xiaomei patted her head a few times, but she just couldn't remember what she forgot.Dong Qing smirked and said, "Didn't you forget to take a shit? Haha..."

"Get out!" Zhang Xiaomei replied directly, just wanted to eat breakfast, but was disgusted by his behavior, lifted it a few times, and couldn't eat any more.He grabbed Dong Qing and beat him, scolding him while beating him: "Damned pervert, so disgusting, how can people eat breakfast! Go to hell!"

Dongqing flicked left and right, yelling for help.Xiaonan and I saw that the two of them were interesting and had great potential for development, so we didn't stop them and let them mess around.Dongqing said: "Don't fight, don't fight! I know you forgot something!"

Zhang Xiaomei slapped me a few more times, and shouted: "If you dare to lie to me, I will hit you back, after hitting the chest and then the back!"

"Okay, okay..." Dong Qing hid behind us and shouted: "You are so fierce, be careful that you won't get married in the future!" Zhang Xiao was so angry that she still wanted to hit him, so Dong Qing said: "Don't do it yet, listen to me Finish! I know you forgot something."

"Say it!" Zhang Xiaomei shouted.

Dong Qing said: "You stinky bitch, what else can you think about besides money. Didn't you meet a lot of evil spirits and ghosts this time, why don't you ask the director of the valley to increase your salary?"

Zhang Xiaomei suddenly remembered something, but it didn't seem to be because of the money. She hurriedly opened the window of the living room, stood on the window sill, took a flower pot from the balcony outside, hurriedly drew the curtains, and found a dark place. place, took out a small box from the flowerpot, took a look at it, and felt relieved.

"Uh... Fortunately, it's okay..."

The three of us didn't know what she was doing, so we all walked over to look at it. Zhang Xiaomei muttered a few words, like pointing at a small box, and the small box opened with a 'snap'.

Only then did we realize that the little female ghost, Adam, was inside.Wearing black sunglasses, she is much smaller than when I saw her yesterday.Zhang Xiaomei said: "Yesterday I beat her. I was worried that the yin energy would dissipate, so I put her in a coffin of dead souls and basked in the moonlight all night. I almost forgot about her. If it is past twelve noon, this unlucky ghost will be finished." .”

Dongqing gained confidence, pointed at Zhang Xiaomei's nose, and shouted: "Oh! You, you, you, you are finished, you almost killed people, ah, no, you almost killed ghosts! Today I represent the moon..."

"Go away!" Zhang Xiaomei took out a piece of talisman paper, pasted it on A-Dang's body, and said softly, "Unlucky man, come out, I made you a light-shielding spell overnight, so that you can move normally during the day! "

Ah Dang didn't dare to come out during the day, so he stretched out his little hand to try it out, and was ecstatic when he found that it was all right.Running back and forth in the house is no different from ordinary children.

Only then did I understand why Zhang Xiaomei was so sleepy. It turned out that she hadn't slept all night and prepared this light-shielding spell for Adam.After complimenting him a few words, unexpectedly she blamed us in turn: "It's not because of you, especially Sister Nan!"

"Me?" Xiao Nan was also puzzled.

Zhang Xiaomei said: "Please keep your voices down when you are having sex with a woman. This shabby house is not soundproof. You stay awake in the middle of the night and make troubles. Even ghosts can't sleep."

(End of this chapter)