Chapter 260
Chapter 260
Xu Delirium: ......
20 per hour?
That's slow.
He walked faster than this horse on his own.
"Why do I think you're lying to me, how can a horse run slower than a turtle?"
"What about yaks?" "
Tens of thousands of yaks always run fast, right?
【Testing
】【Currently detecting 500 young and middle-aged yaks, the speed can reach 80 per hour, do you want to drive it?
】【Warm reminder: This group of yaks may not know the road】
Xu Delirium: ......
The system's words made Xu Yu fall silent.
He turned to look at Peng Peng and spoke with an unnatural expression.
"Peng Peng, we seem to have overlooked an important question, do you know the way?"
[Help, hahahahaha, what the is my luck, click in and hear such words, these two children are out of funny, right
? I don't know the way to escape] [Are these two stupid? Don't know
the navigation] [Are you sure that horses and cows can understand navigation? I always have a feeling that the two of them are going to be abducted by horses and cows
] [Me too] [
That's great, I didn't expect Teacher Xu to set a brand new record so quickly, I think it won't be long before the Guinness World Records will be slaughtered by
him] [Hahahahahaha, that's not it, after all, our Teacher Xu's sword goes sideways, and those mainstream records can't turn him
] [Brothers, get ready to send a search notice, I have a hunch, these two people will definitely get lost]
"Although I don't know the road, but I have a mobile phone, we can navigate."
Peng Peng took out his mobile phone with a serious look and searched for the nearest airport location to them.
Yes, that's it... 1000 km.
After seeing the numbers displayed on the navigation, Peng Peng turned his head stiffly and looked at the horses eating next door.
"Do you think a horse can run 1,000 kilometers?"
he asked unconfidently.
Looking at each other, Xu Yu silently turned around.
"Let's go back to wash and sleep, running away has to be considered in the long run."
"It makes sense, it just so happens that I'm also sleepy, and we'll discuss something tomorrow." The
two hit it off and walked towards the tent with their mobile phones in tacit agreement.
[No, you just gave up? Say that the strike will not work? I have already learned that you handed in the resignation application, you will do this for me now
?] [Hahahaha, upstairs, do you want to laugh at me?] [Upstairs
, while it's still early, hurry up to see if you can withdraw the news, if you can't withdraw, you will light incense for yourself, and hit your head to death] [
Hahahaha, they all said don't blindly follow the trend, is this okay
?] [Don't say it, I just tried it, I can't withdraw it, damn, it seems that tomorrow I have to find a job
again] [Hahahahaha, it's okay, let's think about it differently, at least during the time you haven't found a job, you can rest well, right
] [I think we can think about it again
] [What?] [
If I can't find a job in a short time, I can only starve to death
] [Hahahaha, help, laugh at me] [
Xu Delirium, I am incompatible with you!]
Xu Delirium and Peng Peng only cared about Xu Delirium's progress, and did not notice the comments in the live broadcast room at all.
Wang Chao had just set up the Go Pro in the tent when he came out and saw two people walking back with gray faces.
He looked at the two with a puzzled expression, and Momo raised the camera in his hand.
"Why are you two back? aren't you going to strike?"
"
Wang Chao: ...
[Hahahahaha, Brother Chao is speechless
] [Hahaha, Brother Super: This is the most outrageous reason I have heard in more than 30 years] [Brother Super:
In terms of the IQ of these two people, how did they become stars?
"It's okay, I'll buy you a map tomorrow, and you can run tomorrow."
"How about you just buy us a guide tomorrow?
Xu Yu said with a smile.
Wang Chao: ......
I've seen lazy people, I've never seen such lazy ones.
"Big brother, buying and selling human beings is illegal, don't pit me.
Wang Chao shook his head and refused Xu Yu's request.
Hearing this, Xu Yu stretched out his hand and pinched his own people.
It turns out that there is an unbridgeable gap between the smart and the stupid.
Talk to this guy again, sooner or later you will be angry with him.
"Roll, don't stand here and get angry with me!" "
Okay!" Wang
Chao fled with the camera on his shoulder.
Seeing this, Xu Yu rolled his eyes angrily and entered the house with Peng Peng.
The moment the lights came on, Peng Peng was shocked by the decoration of the house.
His face was full of disbelief, and he couldn't help but reach out and rub his eyes.
How do I think this room is better than the one we just had?"
The transparent tent cloth overhead reflects the beautiful sky.
In addition, there are scented candles, mood lights, and projectors in the room.
[How do I look so much like this room... Couple's exclusive room
?] [I also have the same feeling, this atmosphere, it's hard not to think of something happening
] [No wonder no one lived in this room before, this matter is going to get out, who can say clearly?
] [Two teachers, come here, don't be stunned, quickly turn off the lights, turn on the scented candles and ambient lights, and put a love movie by the way, let's have a romantic romance
] [Hahahahaha, upstairs you are too damaged] [
I call it the best use of things, such a good thing, how can there be a waste of words?]
"This room is really too suitable for falling in love..."
Xu Yu looked around and complained sincerely.
After speaking, he turned his head to look at Peng Peng and shook his head helplessly.
"It's a pity, it's you who is next to me now, alas... "Why
, you look down on men, don't you remember how romantic we were before?"
As netizens said, turn on all the scented candle ambient lights.
Then I turned on the projector and randomly selected a movie.
The moment the lights go out.
Pale pink mood lights shroud the tent.
A faint scent emanates from the scented candles.
The whole tent is filled with eerie pink bubbles.
Peng Peng lay leisurely on the single bed, unaffected.
Only Xu Delirium reached out and touched his nose with an unnatural expression.
"Are you sure we both want to sleep like this?" "
I don't mind, what do you mind?" "
Of course the single dog doesn't mind, I'm a famous grass master, I must guard my body like a jade!
MM Racing