Chapter 133
Chapter 133
"The director team is also too humane, the kayaks are ready, brother, what do you say? Do you want to float one?
Zhong Han spread the unknown item on the ground, and then turned to look at Xu Yu.
As soon as the words fell, Mao Yushen on the side complained.
"Do you think with the lung capacity of a few of us, you can blow it up?"
The kayak in front of you can carry eight people.
It is 2.5 meters long and 1.8 meters wide.
With such a large size, if there is no professional pumping tool, relying on the mouths of a few of them, it will have to be blown until the year of the monkey.
The most important thing is that this kayak only has two air holes.
Only two people can blow at a time.
The two looked at each other, and then turned to look at Xu Yu.
Xu Yu turned his head and looked at the staff on the side.
"You didn't have any more tools for us?"
"No, the director has prepared these."
The staff spread their hands.
Attaboy.
At a glance, I know that the director is not well.
Thinking of this, Xu Yu turned his head to look at Wang Chao on the side.
The eyes of the two intertwined in the air.
At the moment of collision, Wang Chao suddenly trembled.
He suddenly had a bad premonition.
"What are you doing stunned? Job done! "
You want me to blow the kayak?"
"Or else? You don't have to let me blow it myself, do you? Look at my little cherry mouth, do you think I can blow it?
Xu Yu said, pouting and pointing.
[Hahahaha, what a cherry small mouth, it is clearly a blood basin mouth! ] 【
Teacher Xu's mouth is so sexy, I really want to take a bite】
【? Upstairs, you're not right
] [Just looked at the homepage upstairs, it's a man, it's over, he fell] [
Bao, don't be shy, come and mouth! ] 【
Please, sober up!】 】
Crazy netizens are particularly noisy.
The staff glanced at the content on the tablet, and then dropped their gaze to Wang Chao.
The guy said that he didn't want to move, but his body was very honest.
At this moment, he had set up the machine and crouched in front of the kayak.
I saw him pick up the kayak and bite the atmospheric hole and blow violently.
Everyone gathered around him, watching condescendingly.
Five minutes passed -
"Dude, don't you have to breathe?" It's been five minutes, what about your blow? "
The kayak is still in a shriveled state, with no intention of swelling at all.
No matter how hard Wang Chao tried, the kayak did not change.
Wu Di squatted down and pinched, and then sighed helplessly.
"It's really not angry at all."
Hearing this, Wang Chao sat down on the ground and threw the kayak to the other side.
"No, I really can't, you guys blow it yourself, if you continue to blow like this, my people will hang."
As soon as Wang Chao's words fell, not far away, a staff member suddenly ran over.
He holds professional pumping equipment in his hand.
Put it on the ground and move your hands neatly.
When everyone saw this scene, their expressions were speechless.
"Didn't you just say that there was no cheering?"
Xu Yu turned his head to look at the staff.
The staff spread their hands, "I don't know, maybe the director is worried that Teacher Xu will lack oxygen if you go into battle in person?"
"I don't know if I will be deprived of oxygen, but Wang Chao looks a little hypoxic, or will you help with artificial respiration?"
Staff member:?
[Hahahaha, Teacher Xu is now like a very good thing mass]
[It's me who needs artificial respiration, not Lao Wang! ] I will buy a ticket immediately and send my
mouth to the little sister] [Upstairs, I have never seen you such a hungry person, just now Teacher Xu's mouth you want to kiss, now the little sister's mouth you still want to kiss, what? Kissing master? 】
【You don't
understand, this is called fun】【I really don't understand, I only know that this is very tortured
】【Teacher Xu seems to have adapted to his identity as a matchmaker, I feel that he has a lot of fun
】【It's that the people introduced by Teacher Xu are not bad, he is really a pit】
......
The feeling of having a professional machine is different.
Within two minutes, the kayak was bloody.
To be on the safe side, several people also specially asked the staff to fill up all the swimming rings.
They put swimming snouts on their bodies and dragged the kayak to the edge of the lower river.
Seeing this, the staff quickly put the Go Pro on the kayak.
This activity is too risky, so they better not follow it.
If you are unlucky and the person falls, it is really fatal.
"Brother Delir, don't be stunned, hurry up and get on the boat! Sister Honey, do you want to come with us?
Liu Yang looked at Yang Mi with a smile, his eyes full of expectation.
As soon as Yang Mi was about to answer, Zhou Yuan on the side hurriedly waved his hand.
"Sister Honey, you are waiting for us on the shore, the kayak is dangerous, and it is not good to fall into the water in a while."
Hearing this, Yang Mi looked at Xu Yu on the side in embarrassment.
She had never been in a kayak before.
It was rare to have this opportunity, could she not be excited?
But there is nothing wrong with what Zhou Yuan said.
Safety comes first.
Seeing the expectation in Yang Mi's eyes, Xu Yu stretched out his finger and pointed to the speedboat not far away.
"I'll take you to sit that in a moment, this is too dangerous, it's better for you to stay on the shore."
Hearing this, Yang Mi nodded and didn't say anything more.
Six people went kayaking together.
Wang Chao wore a life jacket and followed closely with a video camera.
Seeing this, Xu Yu turned his head and silently gave him a thumbs up.
"Brother, on desperation, you say first, no one dares to say second, I fall down in a while, do you abandon the machine to save me, or carry the machine to shoot me on it?"
"I suggest you'd better not fall."
After Wang Chao finished speaking, he stepped on the kayak and sat firmly in front of everyone.
The staff helped push the kayaks.
The next moment.
The kayak floated down the river.
Yang Mi on the shore looked at the person in front of her worriedly, her eyes trembling.
"You guys slow down!"
[Teacher
Xu is really brave] [These people are really born in the wrong era, this must be placed in the period of the Anti-Japanese War, the high and low are death squads
] [It's a pity that the language is not comprehensible, otherwise our teacher Xu can directly say the other party's doubtful life
] [I think, our teacher Xu is very likely to urge marriage on the field
, hahahahahaha] [This is really delusional, hahahaha] [
Sakura: Transnational marriage urging? [
No, why don't these few react at all?]
[You don't understand, our teacher Xu pays attention to a casual encounter
] [Hahahaha, I seriously doubt that Teacher Xu wants to run
] [Distinguished guests, dear fathers and fellow countrymen, welcome to watch Xu Delirium Crusoe]
The comments of netizens are really eye-catching.
Yang Mi glanced worriedly at the people who were gradually moving away, and really didn't know what to do.
Right at this moment.
A speedboat stopped in front of several people.
Without waiting for Yang Mi's reaction, the staff beckoned Yang Mi to board the boat.
"Sister Honey, this is the boat arranged by the program group, let's quickly get on the boat to chase after the teacher Xu and them, float down at their speed, and it should be gone in a while."
"I don't know why, I always have the feeling that they are on the thief's ship."
MM Racing