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Chapter 143 Kiss me once, and I'll tell you (please subscribe)

Chapter 143 Kiss me once, and I'll tell you (please subscribe)

In a remote cave, Ye Xuan sat cross-legged on a stone platform, closing the curtain to cultivate his spirit, and the time passed bit by bit, quietly passing by.

In front of Ye Xuan, a crystal doll was lying quietly on the stone table, emitting a ray of light from time to time, all of which looked very harmonious.

Suddenly, a strong light burst out from the body of the crystal doll, and ripples appeared in the air around it. Slowly, the crystal doll rose from the stone table, facing Ye Xuan.

At this time, Ye Xuan suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes were piercing, and there was a gleam of joy in his expression.

"In 2060, the Chinese brand mobile phone Sha Niu will serve you, please enter the power-on password!"

A voice resounded in the crystal doll's body, it was pleasant to the ear, not at all like the electronically synthesized voice of a robot, it made people feel very comfortable.

"I love you!"

According to the plot of the magic phone he watched before, Ye Xuan of course knew the power-on password of Sha Niu, and in the laboratory in 2060, Ye Xuan deliberately asked those scientific researchers to set Sha Niu's power-on password before doing it. Just to prevent accidents.

"The password is answered correctly, now select the mode!"

"Please choose the real person mode or the mobile phone mode!"

The silly girl's voice continued, and Ye Xuan couldn't help but feel happy when he heard it. It seems that it is really the same as the original plot, and it hasn't changed because of his arrival.

"Reality Mode!"

Ye Xuan answered without hesitation, and looked expectantly at Silly Girl after speaking.

"Please choose an expression character!

Happy, angry, sad, happy, sad, obedient, stupid, bad, cool..."

At this moment, a screen was suddenly projected from the crystal doll's body, and silly girls flashed on the screen, corresponding to the characters above.

"Um……"

Ye Xuan looked at the silly girls in various states on the screen, and chose one casually.

"In this case, choose bad!"

When Ye Xuan just said the words, the crystal doll suddenly turned into a string of green data, and finally slowly gathered into a figure in a red coat, black tights on the lower body, gloves on the palms of the hands, and flowing long hair. Fluttering in the wind, that beautiful appearance is like a gift from heaven, coupled with the perfect body proportions, bulging forward and backward, it is like a work of art, making people linger and forget to return.

"2060 Chinese brand mobile phone silly girl is at your service!"

Sha Niu looked at Ye Xuan and said slowly, but this expression always made Ye Xuan feel a bit bad, which seemed very strange.

"Ha, finally succeeded!"

Ye Xuan laughed, nodded in satisfaction, and said to Sha Niu: "Si Niu, what functions do you have?"

"Kiss me once and I'll tell you!"

Sha Niu looked at Ye Xuan with an evil face, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of her mouth, which looked bad, especially in terms of coordination, Sha Niu's beautiful face was full of temptation.

"Forehead……"

Seeing the silly girl looking at him with a nasty face, Ye Xuan was speechless. Although this request was very charming and very tempting to Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan, who knew the other party's details, felt very awkward in his heart.

You must know that Sha Niu’s real body is a mobile phone. If you want yourself and a mobile phone, Ye Xuan feels that he is not that perverted yet. In addition, he has experienced so many worlds, and the temptation to women has long been greatly His immune system is no longer the person who looked like a dick and had never seen the world when he first became a gambler.

Therefore, looking at the silly girl's appearance, Ye Xuan was very embarrassed, but seeing the other party's appearance of "If you don't kiss me, I won't tell you", Ye Xuan had no choice but to lean on her right cheek and gently kiss her. pecked.

"Now you can tell me!"

Ye Xuan looked at the silly girl speechlessly and said.

"Well, Sha Niu is a high-tech mobile phone from the future. Basically, I have all the functions that the mobile phone has, and I also have the functions that the mobile phone does not have!"

As she said that, Sha Niu suddenly stopped, and continued to look at Ye Xuan with a smirk on her face, and remained silent.

"and then?"

Seeing that the silly girl stopped suddenly, Ye Xuan hurriedly asked.

"Then, give me a kiss and I'll tell you."

Saying that, Sha Niu pointed to her left cheek, signaling Ye Xuan to continue kissing her.

"Are you a silly girl or a perverted girl, why do you look more perverted than me?" Ye Xuan couldn't help but secretly said in his heart.

But Ye Xuan had no choice but to go forward and kiss the silly girl again.

Then the silly girl who was kissed by Ye Xuan looked at him with satisfaction, and continued to explain her function to Ye Xuan.

But whenever the silly girl talked about the key parts, she would suddenly stop and ask Ye Xuan to kiss her, otherwise she wouldn't have said it.

"Okay, I've finished talking, what else do you want to ask, just say it!"

After explaining her functions like Ye Xuan one by one, Sha Niu said.

"By the way, do you really obey the master's orders?"

Ye Xuan looked at Sha Niu, and said something he had kept in his heart for a long time. He wondered if it was possible that as long as he answered Sha Niu's power-on password correctly, Sha Niu could completely obey Ye Xuan.

The silly girl at the side looked at Ye Xuan stupidly, showing a meaningful smile, and said lightly: "Kiss me once and I will tell you, this time it is here, otherwise I wouldn't say it." "

Saying that, Sha Niu pointed to her lips, and looked at Ye Xuan with a smile on her face. Just now, Ye Xuan basically kissed all parts of her face in order to let Sha Niu answer the question. Lips up.

"I... I have completely convinced you."

Ye Xuan looked at the silly girl and couldn't help complaining from the bottom of his heart. He didn't expect this character to be really perfect. He was really bad, but the bad one was quite likable.

The only bad thing is that Sha Niu is a mobile phone, and she and a mobile phone, will she be scolded as a pervert.

I remember that a long time ago, Ye Xuan read a joke on the Internet, the content is as follows:

"I used to admire Xu Xian the most, because he dared to be a snake; then I admired Dong Yong, who dared to be an immortal; then I admired Ning Caichen, who never let go of ghosts; and later, I admired Luoshi, Because he didn't even let the caterpillars go, and now I come to see, Sun Wukong's father is the most awesome, even a stone can get pregnant."

But when it was Ye Xuan's turn, Ye Xuan felt that those above were nothing compared to him. Could he be the first person to use a mobile phone every day?

Thinking of this, Ye Xuan couldn't help shivering, and hurriedly said to the silly girl:

"Hurry up and switch the character mode for me, and change me to a good one!"

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