Pokemon that travel the wrong way

373. Quietly cheat a corpse. . Um. .

What kind of "death" is the most shameless for a fire elf?

Elf trainer Zhou Fangyou personally believes that it is killed by another fire elf using fire skills, especially the signature skill of fire skills, spraying flames - it is obvious that it will be completely exploded.

And now, there is such a fire elf experiencing this "the most shameless way for a fire elf to die" highly recommended by a certain transvestite...

Even though he has a non-fire attribute that is rare among his kind, and his opponent has a fire + rock composite attribute that is extremely resistant to fire attacks, the fire elf still stubbornly uses his signature fire-type flame spray under the command of his weird trainer. He attacked, and then was smashed by the lava snail's rockfall skill. In the end, he was completely defeated in a head-to-head confrontation with the lava snail, which sprayed flames, and was mercilessly confused...

"Tsk, tsk, the fire elf died from the flames..." A certain tomboy had no intention of saving face for a passerby trainer she didn't know - even if the trainer's hairstyle was very unconventional - and deliberately taunted the opponent loudly. After a while, he took out the elf ball and walked forward. "It's my turn next... No objection?"

"Damn it! It was only a little bit close..." Even though he was very reluctant, the ominous boy still put away the medium-rare fire elf and reluctantly stood aside with his arms folded. "You will definitely not be able to defeat this lava snail anyway...it will be my turn then..."

"Zhou Fangyou, Guluncaster's three moves, Dazenga - attack!"

boom!boom

Xiaoyou's men took three or five medicines, causing the largest elf Super Iron Tyrannosaurus to fall heavily to the ground. Their thick forearms hammered against each other in a deterrent manner, making a dull sound.

"Hey!" Omen immediately lost his composure, "This, this is a foul! How can you use a rock-type elf?"

"Ah?" Xiaoyou turned around and looked at the ominous boy with the kind of pitiful eyes he used to look at people with certain disabilities. "When did we say that we can't use elves that suppress fire?"

"Huh? B-but..."

Ignoring the omen of mild chaos, Xiaoyou commanded the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus to launch an attack on the lava snail: "(Dazenga, use) rock blast!"

The Super Iron Tyrannosaurus raised its arms and fired a series of hard stone bullets from the holes in its palms. And when he saw the huge size of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, he was startled. The lava snail, which had been waiting for a long time, decisively shrank its eggs without saying a word...I mean shrunk its shell, trying to use its thick volcanic rock shell. Defend against attacks, wait for the opponent's attack to end, then come out and fight back.

"Dang-dang-dang..." The stone bullets from the rock explosion hit the lava snail's shell, causing a series of knocking sounds. Although rock-type skills theoretically have an outstanding effect on fire-type lava snails, the shrunken lava snails were only shaken around by stone bullets, and the damage they seemed to receive was very limited...

"Is it because the fire element has been retracted into the shell, so only the rock element's resistance is counted?" Xiaoyou could only guess this.

"Haha!" The ominous boy on the side immediately began to taunt, "I thought your elf was so powerful, but it turns out that it's only scary because of its size!"

"..." Xiaoyou calmly chose to ignore the naughty child's low-level ridicule.

The Super Iron Tyrannosaurus does not have the chain feature like one of Xiaoyou's turret elves, and a round of rock blasting attacks ended before it lasted long. When the lava snail felt that the blow had stopped, it quickly poked its head out of the shell, and when it opened its mouth, it released a long-awaited jet of flame——

But nothing burned.

The lava snail couldn't help but look around in confusion. Where were the big elf and its human trainer who were throwing stones at it just now?

"Eh!?" The ominous boy was already almost Spartan.

It turned out that under Xiaoyou's secret instruction, the stone bullets fired by the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus were deliberately concentrated on one side of the lava snail shell. Although the continuous blows did not cause much damage, they slowly destroyed the entire snail shell. It had to turn around half a circle, and when the lava snail came out and fought back "directly in front" of itself, it was actually facing away from Xiaoyou and his Super Iron Tyrannosaurus...

"(Dazenga, use) Earthquake!"

Under Xiaoyou's order, the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus stomped heavily on the ground, and a strong shock wave quickly rushed along the ground toward the lava snail, killing Mr. Snail who had just heard the sound and realized that the enemy had run behind him at some point. It shocked everyone to the core—this was an extraordinary attack that was four times the theoretical level...

"Oh, you still have one breath left? You really resisted the beating. You haven't grown so big in vain." Seeing the lava snail staggering around after being hit by an earthquake, Xiaoyou felt a little bit uncomfortable. Accident. "But that's it... (Ozenga goes to mend his sword, just use...) Destroy the death light!"

When a certain transvestite is going crazy

Under the command, the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus opened its big mouth, and a red and white "positron city-breaking cannon" shot straight at the still dizzy lava snail...

"Boo"

"It's OK." The smoke from the explosion dissipated. Xiaoyou took a look, and after confirming that the lava snail had actually received the lunch, he easily took out an empty elf ball and threw it over. "This way, I can exchange minis with the wealthy Xun..."

"Fire, fire ball rat, use lightning fire!"

A small animal with blue fur at the top and yellow at the bottom, sparks coming from its back, and a shape like a long-nosed mole suddenly jumped out from the side, knocking Xiaoyou's elf ball aside with a headbutt.

"...Hey, what do you mean?" Xiaoyou narrowed his eyes and turned to look at the owner of the brave fireball rat...

"I, I don't agree with you!" The ominous boy pointed at Xiaoyou and shouted with a red face. It seems that this kind of behavior close to "robbing monsters" was something he finally made up his mind to do. "You must use fire elves to conquer the fire elves! The ones you use like the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus don't count!"

"..." Xiaoyou thought about it for a moment, then retracted the look that looked at people with certain disabilities. "I see, we understand."

"Uh, Ming, just understand! Then... let's start conquering the lava snails again fairly! I'll go first!"

"No, that's not what we understand..." Xiaoyou looked at the ominous boy now as if he were looking at the wild elves who would provide valuable experience points to his own elves. "What we understand is that if you want to catch lava snails, you must first be taught how to behave!"

"W-what do you mean!"

"It's no fun! We just plan to knock down all your elves and then catch the lava snails in peace! Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, rock blasting!"

"Ahhh! Fireball Rat, get out of the way! It's so despicable to sneak attack!"

"The guy who shot away our elf ball and grabbed the monster has no right to criticize us!"

"Damn it! Fireball Rat, let's fight him! Use flame jet!"

……

"Woo... Fireball rats, lava bugs, fire elves... you died so miserably..." Two minutes later, the omen-headed boy cried loudly while holding several little elves that had been beaten into mosaics.

The bad omen of being overly fond of fire-type elves. Because I only tamed fire-type elves, I only had the initial fireball rat given by the novice trainer, and the fire elves who were unlucky enough to use the fire stone to evolve immediately after catching Eevee. , and the three little elves that I met when I first came to the valley and were forced to conquer the lava bugs because they didn't have rock attributes before evolving. Faced with such an opponent with extremely single attributes, who also played "brave" tactics such as jetting flames and volleys under the command of the trainer, Xiaoyou didn't even take out the second elf, and directly used earthquake AOE and rock blasting for CS. He easily defeated three low-level pure fire elves...

"For the sake of your unruly and unique hairstyle, let's save a piece of compressed biscuit." Xiaoyou, who was in a better mood due to the abuse of food, magnanimously let go of the ominous boy whose combat power had dropped below five—— Anyway, if Ya Lian is gone and still doesn’t want to give up on real-person PK, then I don’t mind showing off my Busujima-style swordsmanship, which is only second- or third-rate but is enough to torture people - and then get knocked away before I can pick it up. The empty Poké Ball was ready to grab the lava snail that had been standing there for two minutes...

Well, where's the promised lava snail?

ps1: I'm pretending to be a corpse. . Uh I mean resurrected. . Although the new funny boss is still coming up with new and deceptive policies from time to time, at least the annual market situation has been over. . If it's just the boss's imagination, it's still possible to stick together with teammates. .

ps2: Chapter xy36, Carlos Canyon and Sky Trainer in the Kalos region. . There are a few too many flaws, so I’ll mention four or five of them first. .

That measly bit of fabric between the arms. . Just think that the wind in the canyon is strong enough to support people gliding, but trainers, what are you doing when you stand in the air? And that coach sister, how do you make sure you don’t fall when you’re playing with so many hand gestures? .

Then I found out that the coach’s sister was named Nami. . If you don't work as a navigator, you have the world's nautical charts, come here to be a flight instructor, and you go around looking for people to fight against and abuse your captain, do you know that? .

Actual combat shows that Xiaozhi's wrestling eagle can only bully opponents who cannot fly. .

The Rockets did a really cute job this time. . The battle also provides valuable experience points for Ash's little red bird evolution. . Finally, when it was flown by Pia, it also had the rare effect of battle-damaged clothes. . Thumbs up for the good review. .

With the experience points provided by the Rockets' friendship, the little red bird predictably evolved during the battle. . The evolution effects are very exciting. . real. .

at last. . Well. . Just ignore the theatrical commercial that has become almost routine. . But what’s going on with the weird plot in the next episode. . Is such a fantasy setting a real man?