Pokemon that travel the wrong way

263. Small advertisements are all lies. .

(Note: This chapter is a 2000-word chapter of Unscrupulous, and the excess is an extra chapter of Unscrupulous.)

"Ah... what should I do with this thing?" Sitting in the much spacious helicopter cabin, Xiaoyou stared at the thing in his hand with a slightly tangled expression.

[Special side mission: "Mewtwo! I'm right here!" Completed! Reward: Special Attack +3, Free Attribute +8, Money +1000, Clear Water Drinking Bottle x1, Mewtwo’s Blessing Earring x1]

[Achievement Obtained: Mewtwo! I am here! Participate in the "Mewtwo! I'm Here!" event. Reward free attribute +2, money +1000]

[Clear water drinking bottle: A drinking bottle in the shape of an ordinary thermos cup, containing 800 capacity of clear water. The drinking water bottle will be automatically filled to full at 0:00 every day. 】

[Mewtwo's Blessing Earrings: Imitate the shape of Mewtwo's fingers, smooth and shiny lavender round earrings, participate in Mewtwo! I have a souvenir of the event here. Wearing: The level of characteristics related to communication can be upgraded by one level. After the cumulative wearing time exceeds 52560 hours, this characteristic will be permanently improved. 】

That's right, even the system sent a "congratulatory message", which undoubtedly indicates that the series of secret combat operations in Qingcheng Cliff has come to an end - well, this is definitely not the result of someone pressing the fast forward button to save trouble, really …

A few hours ago, about ten minutes passed after being thrown into the clear spring by Xiaoyou. During this time, the bearded man Dr. Beni kept wailing about what to do if the water of the clear spring was polluted. Xiaoyou almost threw a compressed biscuit at his head - Chaomeng really flew out of the pool with full health.

What greeted it was the Yameng troops who had already arrived after being notified by the street and were equipped with a full set of buffs. Their mission was not to beat Chaomeng again, but to protect the spring water from damage.

But I don’t know if something unscientific happened when I was soaking in the spring water, or if Xiaoyou’s previous inferences about the spring water poked Chaomeng’s g-spot. In short, “I passed the clear water judgment and confirmed that I was... After Chaomeng came out, his attitude and mood improved significantly - so the fight naturally stopped.

And Xiaoyou took the opportunity to step forward and start talking again... Finally, in a cordial, warm, friendly and harmonious atmosphere, the two sides reached an agreement:

The ownership of the island in the middle of the lake in Clear Cliff belongs to Team Rocket, and Chaomeng will leave Clear Cliff with all the copy elves, and then disperse to live a free life - it is said that a considerable number of these copycat elves have already They were tired of the imprisoned life on the island. They almost had a split because they wanted to leave here, but the current result couldn't be better for them.

In contrast, the Rockets must ensure that the base built here will not damage the environment of Clear Cliff, and will no longer have the idea of ​​​​Mewtwo and copying the elves, and then they must make special arrangements for Mewtwo who has suffered a serious loss of vitality. A comprehensive health examination - this is the "benefits" Xiaoyou specially obtained for Chaomeng.

So the Rockets research team obtained the latest Mewtwo gene sample by the way...

(Sakaki: "Yu-kun, good job!" Xiaoyou: "Thank you for the compliment!")

As for the onlookers, Dr. Beni became an honorary member of Team Rocket and stayed in the base under construction to continue research on clear water. Miss Luna reluctantly left the base because she still had to manage the bus station at the foot of the mountain. ——This older girl with glasses seems to have some subtle sparks with the bearded man...

After Xiaozhi and his friends promised not to spread the word about Clear Cliff - considering the situation of the Orange Islands and the Crystal Tower, Xiaozhi and others' words proved to be quite reliable - they were sent directly to the helicopter by helicopter. On the opposite side of the mountain from Qingcheng Cliff, Xiaozhi's wish of not having to spend a week waiting for the bus was fulfilled.

As for Xiaoyou, she has now released the Yurika mode of cross-dressing, and is sitting on a helicopter flying directly to Yuanzhu City where the gym is located, struggling with the reward that has been handed down...

"Uh, should I smile at this time?" Xiaoyou twitched the corners of his mouth as he looked at the incubator placed next to his backpack. "It's eggs again..."

Xiaoyou's fighting type Yamu was taken back by Boss Sakaki. It is said that because he obtained the latest Mewtwo gene, the group of technical geeks in the Rockets research team were overwhelmed with inspiration, so the Yamu were collectively Recycled for secondary gene completion.

After the genes are completed, Yameng will be stronger than now, so Xiaoyou naturally has no reason to refuse. As a reward for successfully executing the secret operation, a blue and white elf egg was given to Xiaoyou.

"It's still the same as before. As a trainer, Yu-kun, the rare elf eggs that you can cultivate from an early age should be the most suitable reward for you." These were Uncle Sakaki's exact words.

"If possible, I would rather get hundreds of thousands of bonuses directly. Even if I can't buy the Master Ball, I can still indulge in extravagance... But there are still many elves here that have not yet evolved..." Xiao Youdan He put his hand on his forehead as if he had a headache - this guy had no idea that his happy troubles would make many other trainers envious, jealous and hateful...

"But even Uncle Sakaki said that the rare elf egg should be a very powerful guy... What kind of elf could it be?" He looked at the pattern on the eggshell, which was mainly blue and supplemented by white. Start imagining. "The rare blue and white elf...is it a mini dragon?"

Xiaoyou thought of the small blue and white loach that she had seen in the natural park, and the orange lizard of the Orange Alliance's chief trainer Yuci, which was fat and bloated but still strong and agile...

"Well, suddenly I feel so subtle..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched, "I hope it's a mini dragon, but I don't really hope it's a mini dragon..."

"...Forget it, it's not up to me to decide what will be hatched in the end anyway." After struggling for a while, Xiaoyou decisively decided to put the elf egg into the backpack space first, and then change the object of the entanglement—— Rewards given by the system.

There is nothing much to say about the monetary rewards. Although Xiaoyou has saved a lot because she has nothing to spend money on recently, naturally this thing is not too much, just put it aside and save it slowly; the free attribute points increased by ten points at once. Looking at his attribute values, Xiaoyou directly spent ten points to increase his special attack to sixty points; the clear water drinking bottle is undoubtedly a good thing. With this, it can supply the daily consumption of Xiaoyou and the elves. ;As for the remaining Mewtwo Blessing earrings...

It is not difficult to choose the characteristics to upgrade the level. After all, the only characteristics that Xiaoyou possesses that are related to communication are code word command and mental communication. Among them, mental communication is a super skill opened by Nazi in the Golden Gym. It was obtained and upgraded in the ability training class, while the code word command was upgraded to lv2 by relying on the system rewards of the Kanto Competition. The choice is obvious. What really troubles Xiaoyou is...

"Earrings... and you have to wear them for three years to permanently improve your attributes..." Xiaoyou turned over the shining small round earrings in his hand and looked at them, "Chaomeng, you are such a gentleman. (tai), what kind of jewelry should I make? I have to make it something so cute...and I don’t have my ears pierced, so how can I wear them..."

[Friendly reminder from the system: Painless ear piercing service can be provided for 200 yuan]

"..." Xiaoyou stared at the small earrings speechlessly, "The system has lost its integrity to this... Do you want to wear it? Or do you still have to wear it..."

One minute later.

"Ahhhhhh!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!" The helicopter pilot was sweating coldly as he listened to the rolling sound and the screams of a certain transvestite coming from the cabin, "It's painless! This is so painful!" It’s just fake and shoddy advertising at the telegraph pole level! Bad review! Refund!!”

——Painless person…ear piercing————

Well, it’s time for extra explanation next. .

In view of the recent series of low-end behaviors among the readers of the Kanto Quartz Tournament champion Shindo player’s main character, Sugar Monk Tōjing (referred to as Saccharin), a short extra story is specially released to commemorate him. . This extra chapter has nothing to do with the main text and is purely for entertainment. .

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"What is this?" On the helicopter flying to Yuanzhu City, Xiaoyou, who covered his ears with one hand and sucked in the air-conditioning with his teeth bared, took a report handed over by the Rockets team member and opened it. On the page, I saw a photo of a man with glasses and thick fish-shaped eyebrows.

"Consultation on the solution for the new hall...what is this?" The name under the photo made Xiaoyou frown subconsciously. "This new hall...seems like I've seen it somewhere before?"

"This Shindou is Captain Yurika's semi-final opponent when you disguised yourself as a trainer to participate in the Kanto League Conference." Seeing that Xiaoyou didn't seem to remember, the Rockets on the side explained in time. "After the conference, you led a team to seize the lightning bird he held in the name of the Phantom Group..."

"Ah!" Xiaoyou lightly smacked his palms, "I remembered that guy who used baton tactics and lightning birds! What happened to this guy? Why did I receive a plan to deal with him?"

The corner of Team Rocket's mouth twitched slightly: "You'd better see this for yourself..."

So Xiaoyou began to read the report carefully...

It turned out that Shindo, the trainer of Zapdos and Dragons who was taken away by the evil organization Phantom Group on the night of the end of the conference, insisted on participating in the Champions League a few days later despite the dissuasion of his relatives and friends. However, facing other contestants who also had the strength to win the championship, Shindo, who had lost his trump card, performed terribly. The baton tactic that he had placed high hopes for was met with dark eyes at the beginning, and he was eliminated in the first round...

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nbsp;After the Champions League ended, Shindo blamed the Phantom Group for the failure and vowed to take revenge. By chance, Shintang joined Team Rocket through the local branch. In his opinion, Team Rocket, who are (obviously) hostile to the Phantom Group, will be a stepping stone for him to regain strength and revenge...

"Haha, I actually want to rely on Team Rocket to take revenge on the Phantom Team..." Xiaoyou smiled and shook his head and continued reading. "Next... eh!?"

The head of the Rockets branch where Shindo is located naturally knows the true relationship between the Phantom Troupe and Team Rocket. Shindo, who is bent on revenge, is basically used as a death squad, and all tasks assigned to him are difficult and dangerous. He regarded all of this as a test for himself by the higher-ups and was happy with it. After several missions, Shintang received a total of twenty-three large and small scars, eleven fractures, nine concussions, and countless scratches and bruises...

If the script was just like this, Shindou would just succeed in receiving a lunch box in a future mission and die in the line of duty. But it happened that at this time, an elite Rockets captain came from out of town and mobilized all the main forces of the local branch, including the branch chief, to carry out an important combat mission. As a well-known cannon fodder in the branch... ah, no, a famous gold medal fighter, Shintang was naturally at the top of the recruitment list.

That was the most difficult and dangerous mission for Shindo. The opponent was the main force of the Alliance's investigators, led by the devil investigator Yu Kinoshita, who had already made a name for himself in the alliance. After an arduous and fierce battle, the two sides ended in a draw. The Rockets did not achieve the expected results, and the alliance failed to stop the main force of the Rockets. retreat. Shindou, who fought bravely and bravely in the mission, gained the favor of the elite captain and was recommended to the headquarters... However, the branch leader who knew Shintang's roots was hit in the head by a chaotic large rock snake in the previous battle and died. He fell into a coma and was sent to the medical department for treatment, but he failed to prevent this scene from happening...

By the way, this elite captain Xiaoyou, who has a "discerning eye for talents", has seen the man who used the flying-wing Yameng during the Clear Cliff operation. He is so handsome that it reminds one of a man with two weapons. The tall and straight appearance of the cup-bearing spearman made other male elite captains feel ashamed when they held a combat meeting. They kept a distance of more than three meters from him... Well, the fact is that according to the holder of the flame-type Amu, "Takeda" The boss of "の屋" Kohei revealed that the handsome captain named Haruki is actually a well-known heavy gay within the Rockets. His hobby after work is to discover potential newcomers in various branches and then develop them. It has a hidden side that is not accepted by the world. It is said that its methods are quite cruel and its influence is quite bad... so much so that there are even painful settings like "Newcomer Chrysanthemum Alert" in several of its branches... Well, obviously. The head of the branch who was hit on the head did not remember to inform Xintang Tongxiao of this important information - we cannot rule out that this was out of some evil idea to divert disaster...

but! Even when faced with the gay captain who revealed his true colors, in order to gain the power and strength for revenge, Shindo-kun... did not back down!

In the end, with his bloody chrysanthemum, Shintang successfully entered the Rockets headquarters, received training as an elite member, and obtained the qualification to participate in the secret plan "Thunder Plan" with excellent results.

"Thunder and Lightning Plan..." Xiaoyou, who lamented that the new hall was selling chrysanthemums for glory, took a look at the brief description of "Thunder and Lightning Plan" in the report. "Ah, so that's it? Then Shintang isn't..."

The so-called Thunder and Lightning Project is a newly established research project established by the Rockets Research Department after the success of Project Yameng. Its research content is based on the genes of Lightning Birds, supplemented by Mewtwo genes, to create a weakened version of Mewtwo with electric + super attributes that can be mass-produced on a larger scale and popularized among the Rockets' general combat troops. Among them, the lightning bird gene, which is the core part of the research plan, comes from the lightning bird captured by an outstanding elite captain...

(Xiaoyou caressed her face: "Oh, I'm not that outstanding~")

In the laboratory, Shintang saw his "long-lost" Lightning Bird - locked in a small cage, with all its feathers plucked out and miserable, and several thick tubes brutally inserted into the Lightning Bird's body. Making him suffer heart-rending pain every moment...

Well, the above is just Shintang's impulsive imagination. The fact is, except for being lectured a few times by several cadres for resisting when he was first captured, Lightning Bird’s little life was quite nourishing: he was served all kinds of delicacies every day without leaving home (professional Elf feed prepared by breeders to ensure the quality of genetic samples), regular feather trimming and grooming (well, you know), and a comfortable living environment (the tube seen in Shintang is used to balance the power of the Lightning Bird, and has the ability to absorb and Output two models), a weekly hiking walk (a specially planned outdoor space is equipped with multiple protection settings against electric elves, and at least one elite captain is on duty), and even bird elves of all races. Elf beauty backpost (a researcher’s research project on bird elf breeding, it doesn’t consume much budget anyway, and the Lightning Bird seems to be very happy with it...)...

Anyway, now that you want this already fattened Lightning Bird to leave here to travel with an elf trainer, there is no chance that the Lightning Bird will kill you, Hun Dan, who covets its happy life with one strike of lightning...

However, Shindou, who had gone through serious brainstorming, did not think so. He ignored the presence of the other dozen or so Rockets elite trainees at the same time and launched a surprise attack in the institute without hesitation on the spot. When he thought about it, as long as he got out of the lightning bird before others could react, with the powerful combat power of the legendary elf and his superb command ability, he would be able to break out of here without any danger, and then publicly expose Rocket The true face of the team, becoming a heroic mission in the eyes of the public, and then rejoining the Champions League and becoming the league champion leader...

It's a pity that Zapdos doesn't have such a script in hand, and he doesn't appreciate Shintou's sacrifice of his life to save him - although he didn't really kill Shintang with a thunderous move...

It is said that the big yellow bird uses an electromagnetic gun.

As a result, Shintang was beaten half to death by the electromagnetic cannon, and his elf was quickly subdued by the students who were present at the same time. Just then, the branch head who regained his consciousness called to tell him the details of Shintang... So Shintang was taken into custody, and the elf he held was confiscated. His residence was raided by the special forces... As for the Lightning Bird, he continued to live his good life in the wine pool and meat forest...

"Well, isn't this matter already over?" Xiaoyou put down the report and asked the Rocket next to him in confusion, "Why did you come here specifically to ask me for my opinion on how to deal with it?"

"This..." Team Rocket's mouth twitched twice more, "You'd better continue reading..."

"Okay..." So Xiaoyou lowered his head to read the last two pages of the report.

When searching Shindo's residence, in addition to some notes on Team Rocket's internal intelligence, Team Rocket's special forces also found a considerable number of photos of Xiaoyou (trainer mode), most of which had their faces cut out. part, and then spliced ​​together with various photos of beautiful girls (mostly in swimsuits and small breasts, a small amount of which contains 18+ ingredients)... In addition, some unhealthy remarks were also found in her diary... At the end of the report Attached is an excerpt, with the annotation in red letters that "the original copy has been destroyed"...

"..." Xiaoyou calmly read the appendix at the end of the report, "I see, that's why I came to ask for our opinion on how to deal with it."

"Yes, yes..." Team Rocket quietly stood a little further away. Although Xiaoyou's tone is calm, Rockets who have been lucky enough to perform a mission under "Captain Yurixiang" know that this captain will only use "we" to refer to himself when he is emotionally excited-mostly angry... "The opinion of the headquarters is to pour cement directly and bury it deeply on the spot...but considering that Captain Yurika is somewhat...also considered one of the parties involved, so I came here specifically to ask for your opinion on how to deal with it..."

"Is that so..." Xiaoyou touched her chin thoughtfully, "If I'm not a professional researcher, can I apply for a research project?"

"This..." Team Rocket hurriedly took out a small book and looked at it, "Well, at your level, you can make suggestions for the research plan of the institute. Do you want to..."

"Yes." Xiaoyou nodded, "Then I suggest that the institute start a project on 'Feasibility Experimental Investigation of Hybrid Humans and Elves'."

"Huh!?" Team Rocket trembled twice, "How is it possible for this kind of project... uh, do you mean to use... as experimental materials!? Uh... if, if that's the case... I I think the headquarters should... specially accept it..."

"Very good, then the first batch of experimental subjects will use their strange powers first..."

"Eh! Strange power? B-but...female's strange power is quite rare..."

"It doesn't matter. I'll replace the missing parts with males - just change the project to 'Feasibility Experimental Investigation of Hybrids between Humans and Elves of the Opposite and Same Sex' - Anyway, that guy has already been bent by Captain Haruki, right?" "

"Uh, I, I know..."

"Then, let me think about it... If the experimental materials are still alive after the first phase of the experiment, the subsequent experimental subjects can consider Miss Lip, Kirby, Smelly Mud, Stinging Jellyfish, Nido King... The gender ratio is 1:1..."

"N-Nidoking is not female!"

"Oh, then Nidoking only needs to be male..."

"Uh……"

"If the experimental materials are still alive like this, then..."

"There's no way he's still alive!!"

"No, no, no, we can't underestimate the endurance of a gay man. In short, if the experimental materials are still alive, a few big steel snakes will drop... Hey, don't fall asleep in a place like this? Get up and help. I'll take notes..."

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