MM Racing Chapter 178 The entire army admires motorcycles
Chapter 178 The entire army admires motorcycles
Yanzhou City Head.
The soldiers of Lu Bu's army looked at the Tiance army camp outside the city with awe.
"The Tiance Army is awesome! I used to think that my lord was just talking casually to trick us into boosting our morale, but I didn't expect that the Tiance Army was actually invited, and the eldest son even came in person."
"When it comes to combat effectiveness, it depends on the Tiance Army! It is said that ordinary soldiers use fine steel magic swords. The pig iron swords we are equipped with break at the touch of a touch and are impossible to fight!"
They couldn't help but look at themselves. The cast iron knives would rust no matter how they were polished. The body is also covered with wooden armor, and even the officers only have bamboo armor.
"Do you think Cao Cao will retreat? If he escapes, we won't have to fight. I'm afraid of death."
"Tch, who is not afraid of death?"
"I think Cao Cao will definitely run away with his tail between his legs. Our lord and the eldest son, one is the former number one in the world, and the other is now. Who can beat him on the battlefield? Cao Cao still dares to attack, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death? ?”
"The eldest son Wen Tao's military strategy, let alone defending the city, even if it is a field battle, it only requires [-] cavalry to charge at once. I'm afraid it would be over if it weren't for Cao Mengde."
"That's right, if Cao Cao still dares to come, then the birthday boy hangs himself because he thinks he has a long life."
At this time, a scolding voice came, "Stand still, stand still, the lord is leaving the city."
"What are you doing out of the city, my lord?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm going to meet the eldest son. I heard some inside information yesterday. Even the capture of Yanzhou City was made by the eldest son. For us, it's like having parents again."
The soldiers looked at each other, thinking that being an official to you would be like reborn parents, and only by joining the Tiance Army would they be reborn for us.
I saw Lu Bu riding on the red rabbit horse and leaving the city thoughtfully.
"Lord?" Li Ru watched carefully and thought that since Yuan Tan arrived, the whole city had been talking about it. The wealthy families who visited him every day, and even ordinary people organized groups to kneel down outside the camp gate, making Lu Bu seem to have become a guest.
I must feel very unhappy.
He really guessed right.
Lu Bu doesn't want face among people, so Lu Bu is racking his brains at this moment, wanting to give Yuan Tan a show of strength without breaking his face.
But then I found that the man was as helpless as a hedgehog, as if he would be hurt no matter what.
"Lord, you must treat each other with sincerity when you go here." Li Ru replaced his low profile with sincerity.
Lu Bu could still hear the hidden meaning. Although he nodded on the surface, he felt even more depressed in his heart.
at the same time.
Behind the main tent of the Tiance Army camp.
The two dogs are sneaky.
The guard next to him said: "Brother Ergouzi, the one over there is covered with red cloth. It must be a new breed of horse. It is very big and its bones are made of metal."
"You really can't lie to me, right?" Ergouzi said.
"Absolutely not. If you don't believe me, just go and see it."
"What are a bunch of bastards doing here?"
Dian Wei appeared.
Ergouzi was panicked at first, but then he suddenly realized and said: "General Dianwei, are you also a horse keeper?"
"No." Dian Wei was stunned for a moment and immediately shook his head.
The soldiers were overjoyed. They were in awe of Dian Wei, but they also knew that Dian Wei was a fool.
Ergouzi and the others no longer need to be sneaky, but instead encourage them.
Dian Wei was confused, so he walked directly to the red cloth, stretched out his hand and pulled it off.
"Wow!"
"what!"
"This……."
Exclamations came and went.
"I have never seen a horse like this before. It has two legs, just like the wheels of a cart."
"Why do I feel like I'm not a horse? I don't have any breath of life?"
"This is the strange thing about this horse. Look at it, it doesn't even have a head. How can it have the breath of life?"
"Is that a dead horse?"
“A dead horse would have stunk, but it smells good.”
Dian Wei was touching here and there, and accidentally pressed the small button of the speaker.
Dudu! Or the special police horn, which is very loud.
"Fuck!"
Dian Wei almost peed in fear.
It’s not that he is timid, it’s really terrifying. Would he still scream without his head?
No wonder the eldest son was brought to the military camp. From the looks of it, he is still a magic horse!
At this time, Lu Bu had already entered the camp.
"Have you heard? My lord got a strange horse with no head and only two legs!"
"You can't run fast with two legs, not to mention you don't have a head, so why keep it?"
"It must have a strange appearance, so it should be kept as a collection!"
"Haha, how do you know you can't run fast with two legs? You might be able to fly instead."
"Don't be ridiculous. A person with two legs can't outrun a person with four legs. This is a natural principle that has not changed for thousands of years. Plus, without a head, you can't find the direction at all."
Lu Bu smiled inwardly after hearing this. A group of ignorant people were just crippled horses. He has been riding horses all his life. When he was young, he was a horse breeder. He delivered countless foals. There were several times when the remaining horses gave birth to monsters, but with two legs and no head. This was the first time I heard of it.
a while.
Lu Bu entered the tent.
Yuan Tan, who was trimming his nails, laughed loudly, stood up and said, "Marquis Wen, long time no see. How are you?"
Lu Bu's face twitched. Speaking of it, he had suffered bad luck for eight lifetimes, all of which were caused by this man. Now he wanted to thank him and said, "I can't thank you enough for helping me."
"Ah haha, this is obvious."
Before Yuan Tan finished speaking, a piece of data flashed before his eyes.
Lu Lingqi: 75 command, 85 force, 63 intelligence, 58 politics, 92 charm, camp Lu Bu, loyalty -
No wonder this little soldier with tender skin and tender flesh turned out to be a girl.
Lu Bu followed his gaze and his expression changed. Why did his daughter come running after him? It was so embarrassing.
Because Lu Bu was in such an awkward mood, he forgot all the words he had thought about.
Yuan Tan laughed and said: "Look, Marquis Wen, I got a jar of good wine when I came here. We must have a good drink today."
Lu Bu didn't want to be picked on, so he said quickly: "I heard that the eldest son got a divine horse?"
"Magic horse?" Yuan Tan was confused.
Lu Bu finally laughed and said, "Why do you need to cover it up, eldest son? When I came, I heard that all the soldiers in the camp were speculating about you. Why not take it out and let the soldiers see it."
Only then did Yuan Tan realize that when he saw that the other party didn't mention military matters, he didn't mention it either. Guo Jia and others were also thinking about the legendary strange horse, so they also wanted to see it.
Since the public sentiment was like this, Yuan Tan naturally would not be a bad person, so he said: "In that case, pass on my order. Outside the camp gate, the three armies are admiring the motorcycles."
What the hell is a motorcycle?
Could it be the name of the divine horse?
a while.
All the soldiers from the Chinese army camp gathered outside.
Lu Bu was riding a red rabbit, and Yuan Tan also had a fire dragon horse, arrayed in front of the formation.
I saw Dian Wei arriving pushing his motorcycle.
Everyone screamed in surprise when they saw the appearance of the motorcycle.
"This horse has quite a stubborn temper and is obviously unwilling to come. You can see how hard General Dian Wei pushed it."
"Maybe it's not tamed yet?"
Dian Wei was also in trouble. The eldest son ordered him to bring a motorcycle. He took the bridle and found that the horse was headless and could not be pulled by the reins. Fortunately, after a push, the horse moved away without any further tantrums, so I was relieved.
Yuan Tan also had a modern thinking, which was normal. But others didn't think so. They all felt that the horse had a bad temper and had a strange appearance.