Chapter 344
Chapter 344
"What about my sword?"
As soon as the sky was dark, Zhang Daxian was woken up by Er Ha, turned his head to look around, and Su He was lying on his bed sleeping soundly.
Huang stood up leisurely, his arms and neck ached, and then looked at Su He wrapped in a quilt, Zhang Daxian picked up a wooden stick and rushed in.
"Snap!"
Su He opened his eyes abruptly, covered his butt, glared at Zhang Daxian, and said in surprise: "What are you doing?"
"Well, you Su He, your bed is tightly wrapped, you throw me outside to guard the door for you?" Zhang Daxian was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
Su He looked at Erha who was dangling next to him, and said aggrievedly: "It was Fugui who asked me to lift you to the recliner, you are a little dish, and you are kind enough to say me, if it weren't for me, you would still be lying on the ground!"
Zhang Daxian waved his hand and said, "What about my sword?"
Su He shook his head: "You are not cheap."
"I said what about my sword?"
"Sir, don't say that about yourself."
Zhang Daxian was stunned, and cursed: "Stinky boy, you put this on hold to play homophonic terriers!" My sword, hurry up and get it, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!
Su He lay on the bed in a shape of a figure and played a scoundrel: "Come on!" You're welcome, ravage me, insult me, whip me..."
Erha's eyes lit up, and he shouted at Zhang Daxian twice: "Wang~"
The corners of Zhang Daxian's mouth rose slightly, and with a wave of his hand, a thick and long whip rushed towards Xiao Xiaosu with the sound of breaking wind.
"Snap!"
"Ahhh... It hurts, it hurts too much~
" At the moment of a thousand shots, Su He turned himself over, now there is a hot pain on his butt, after wailing, he glared at Zhang Daxian with a grin: "Uncle, you are really!" Zhang
Daxian raised the whip, eager to fight, Su He waved his hand, held a charging treasure, and shouted: "Uncle, I will exchange this for you, this is a high-tech, never consume photoelectric charging treasure, are you still worried about the lack of power on the mobile phone?" With it, you can stay fully powered 24 hours a day!
"I don't use my phone." Zhang Daxian glanced at the charging treasure and showed a contemptuous smile.
"The radio can also be charged, are you still bothered by the frequent battery changes of the radio? Have it, uncle, I'll give you another data cable..." Su He endured the pain of cutting love, this thing is actually very chicken, as long as there is money, where can you not buy a charging treasure.
"I have batteries that never run out." Zhang Daxian was unmoved.
"It seems that I can only take out the good goods at the bottom of my box!"
Su He originally wanted to sit up, but his butt was too painful, stood up, took off his shoes, carried a pair of socks, and smiled like a treasure: "Uncle, this is a baby, high-tech socks, with automatic cleaning function, are you still worried about washing socks every day?" Own it, a pair of socks to wear until you die of old age! Seeing
that the uncle did not refuse immediately, Su He's eyes lit up, put his arm around the uncle's shoulders and walked out, and said with a smile: "It's really cost-effective, you think, a broken sword, you can't always carry it on your shoulder at any time, that's a controlled knife... Someone else has a wife and a girlfriend, someone washes socks, what about you? A single dog, with this pair of socks, you are already ahead of many
single dogs..." Zhang Daxian wondered: "Leading a lot of single dogs, isn't it still a single dog?"
"It doesn't matter! Uncle, lift your feet! This sock has to be worn to know if it is good or not... Oh mother, uncle, your feet are too smelly..." Zhang
Daxian put on his socks and didn't say anything, glanced at Su He, and said in a deep voice: "Die far, don't cause me trouble!"
"Master! Please take a discipleship! Su He said to kneel, and looked at Zhang Daxian with his eyes shining.
"Fuck off! Who is going to take you as an apprentice? I have nothing to teach you! Zhang Daxian flicked his sleeves and walked out.
Su He covered his butt and followed, stalking: "Master, don't you know how to tell fortunes?" Teach me this..."
Zhang Daxian sneered: "The system reward, how can I teach you?" Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, no way, you're a shameless person who has to step in!
Su He was stunned in place, he had guessed that Zhang Daxian was also a systematic person, which could explain why he expected things to be like a god.
The reason why he had the idea of visiting a teacher temporarily was really as Zhang Daxian said, he was worried about the inventory on Zhang Daxian's body.
"Hey..." Su He turned around and walked into the cabin again, lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.
Zhang Daxian packed up the cart he overturned last night, looked back at Su He still lying on his bed, and said angrily: "If you can't go, I'm not polite if you don't leave!"
Su He didn't even look at Zhang Daxian, and said faintly: "Yo, I was so tired of it before, but now I'm so tired, this will remember to drive me away, why are you bothering to provoke me..." Seeing that Zhang Daxian didn't
speak, Su He sighed and continued: "I'm afraid I'm worried that I'll burden you, but this desperate look really breaks my heart... That's it, you don't even have perfunctory words for me, I'll go!
Su He got up from the bed, covered his butt and walked out slowly, shaking his head and said: "I probably can't live today, you can also take this charging treasure, it is also very good to leave a thought..." Put the charging treasure
on the table, Su He continued to walk out, looking lonely, sighing step by step, walking more than ten meters away, and did not see Zhang Daxian speak, he turned around again, and said affectionately: "Uncle, you also take care of yourself... You in your dream last night are always sweeter, and the moonlight in your dream is a little bleak, probably we will never see each other in this life, right? Zhang
Daxian put aside the feeding dog and didn't look at Su He.
Su He was stunned in place, it was not to go, it was not to stay, the play was over, Zhang Daxian did not react at all, it was not fun!
After a few minutes, Zhang Daxian pushed the cart and was about to leave, when suddenly, Erha bit his trouser leg and dragged it towards Su He.
"Rich! Sprinkle... Believe it or not, I stewed you! After
Er Hasong mouthed, he shouted at Zhang Daxian a few times, and then at Su He a few times.
Su He didn't understand, Zhang Daxian seemed to understand, and scolded: "Know the face but don't know the heart, don't be deceived by his appearance!" Erha
shouted a few more times, and Su He stood on the side stunned, they could actually communicate without barriers.
Zhang Daxian glanced up at Su He and asked, "Fugui said that it wants to worship with you... What is your opinion? Su
He looked at Zhang Daxian and then at Fugui, what is the situation? Fugui's eyes were full of expectation, and Su He spoke with difficulty: "Who is the big brother and who is the younger brother?"
Fugui jumped around excitedly and shouted at Su He twice: Wang...
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