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Chapter 976 Primordial Cake (4800 words)



Chapter 976 Primordial Cake (4800 words)

Chapter 976 Primordial Cake (4800 words)

Cold, shivering.

The moment she woke up, Xiao Sulin jumped up from the ground and frantically touched her chest.

He remembered that under the influence of a burst of rousing music, his whole body felt like it was on fire, so he charged at the monster covered in ice spikes, and then... he was instantly killed.

Little Su Lin looked around blankly and saw that her older brother Dan Heng was taking care of her, while "Sister Xing" was being scolded in front of "Sister March," just like how she was scolded by her mother every time she made a mistake.

"Sister who cosplays Huai Shi, you're here too?" Xiao Sulin looked at the very gloomy girl with long, straight black hair.

"After all, I'm the one playing the background music," Huai Shi thought, looking at the light cone he had traded for, feeling that his attributes had improved considerably.

The light cone shows a scene depicting his first demonstration of his cello skills.

Let's call it 'The Qin Keeps Playing'.

"I've already played role-playing games with you guys, how could you take a child to such a dangerous place? The child has fainted!" March 7 said angrily, arms crossed.

"No, that thing."

Xing twitched the corner of her mouth, scratched her head somewhat embarrassedly, and said, "I was thinking that if I could experience the battle of Beloberg again, Qiong might also awaken the destiny of 'Preservation'."

"Anyway, it's all just a replay of memories, there's no danger, wait."

Xing touched her right eye and suddenly realized, "Could it be that because Qiong didn't really die, I couldn't awaken the Mangekyou Sharingan in my grief?"

"You simply don't have those strange awakening settings in your eyes."

March 7th covered her forehead as if she had a headache, then pointed to a mirror in the corner: "Is that the Messenger of Yiting that you mentioned has been hiding on the train and only you can see?"

At this moment, the Memories Envoy, whose face was obscured by a cloak and hood, lay before the broken mirror. Her body, composed of memories, was covered with brass eyeballs of varying sizes. She convulsed and muttered some strange ramblings.

"This is a bit too creepy," March 7th said, taking a step back with a chill down her spine.

The alluring Sambo emerged from the illusory light. He walked to the Messenger of the Memory Court, adjusted the monocle on his right eye, and let out an appreciative laugh.

"Exploiting loopholes to collect [existing] memories is too pleasurable. Interested in switching sides and becoming my envoy?"

"Why is this guy back dressed as Sambo again?"

March 7th rubbed the goosebumps that had risen on his arms and said, "Xing, you have to be careful. Don't let Xiao Qiong come into contact with this guy. He'll be led astray."

“Family, this is a huge misunderstanding. I’ve been running around doing everything I could to ensure His Holiness the Bishop had a happy childhood.” Aha brought out a huge amber crystal.

"what is that?"

"I practically wore my lips out trying to persuade Brother Cripper, but he wouldn't even glance at me, so I had no choice but to knock off a piece of his divine body while he was building the wall."

"Give it back to King Amber!"

Faced with March 7's complaints, Aha pretended not to hear them and carried the Messenger of the Memory Court away with great interest.

At this moment, Pam brought afternoon tea into the carriage, and the bewildered Su Lin was immediately attracted by the exquisite desserts.

"Pam, is it really okay to let Aha get on the train?" March 7th cried out, looking at the Amber King's divine body.

"I have a feeling that these anonymous people will inexplicably take the blame for Him."

“It’s alright, Pam. As long as he and Akivili don’t appear at the same time, there’s absolutely no problem,” Pam smiled.

"What if they exist at the same time?" March 7th asked, somewhat surprised.

“Just kick one of them off the train, Pam.” Pam laughed even harder.

"The same goes for passenger Qiong. However, apart from his several instances of disrespect towards the train conductor, he currently has no other bad records, so he is on the whitelist for the time being."

March 7th sensed a hidden danger in Pam's smile. Just as she was about to say something, she noticed that Xiao Sulin, with food crumbs on the corner of her mouth, was standing beside her, staring blankly at Pam.

Pam's body suddenly tensed.

In a flash, Xiao Sulin pounced on her and hugged Pam like an octopus.

"Pa?! March passenger, please help me!"

"I'm so envious, kids have such privileges."

Looking at Su Lin, who was clinging to Pam, March 7th sighed, "I also want to hug the train conductor like this."

"Listen to what people are saying!"

"Do you like cute creatures like Pam?" Walter came over carrying a box, glancing at the pile of mecha models inside with a hint of regret and disappointment: "Boys probably prefer cool mechas."

"You can let him play with us later," Himeko said from the side. "It's still early, and since we have this opportunity, I'll cook today."

“I’ve already booked a table at Emiya’s place, it wouldn’t be good to waste it,” Hoshi immediately said, raising the Universal Knowledge Talisman.

Himeko smiled slightly and looked behind Hoshi.

Xing turned her head and saw Illya and Shirou Emiya, who had just finished decorating the room, walking out of another carriage. Shirou Emiya was carrying several garbage bags that had been cleaned up.

"..." Xing turned around again, tapped the Universal Knowledge Talisman a few times with her finger, and said expressionlessly, "There's a mistake. It's Fairy Bie Xue's Feast of Immortals."

After she finished speaking, she raised her hand to show the huge payment records, and even March 7th chimed in.

Despite the fact that the dishes they made themselves, besides coffee, received high praise in the previous food competition, why do these kids often prefer to eat out?

"It seems we'll have to do it another day," Himeko said with a sigh.

As the top culinary master of the Nine Provinces No. 1 Group, Fairy Bie Xue's Food Fairy Banquet was held once a year before the start of the simulated universe era, and the number of participants was limited.

Thanks to the increased variety of ingredients from various worlds and the improved culinary skills of Fairy Bie Xue, this gourmet feast featuring 'delicious' and 'divine delicacies' has recently become a weekly event.

The goal is to earn Yuanhuang Coins while also finding some fellow Daoists to help with the food tasting.

However, in order to dissuade Himeko from cooking, Hoshi reluctantly spent a large sum of money from his wallet and temporarily switched to three meals a day.

"Senior Meng Qi has been looking for them, but he always just missed them."

Song Shuhang hesitated for a moment, then asked, "How was Senior Su Lin when he was a child?"

"He's a very polite, sensible, and well-behaved child who doesn't want to cause trouble for others." Emiya Shirou picked up a piece of crystal-clear meat jelly.

"Really?" Song Shuhang asked, somewhat surprised.

"It was before."

"?"

Perhaps it's related to children's nature; after discovering that the extraordinary powers in animations and stories really exist, their desire to explore and their curiosity are fully aroused.

In addition to the influence of stars, currently

"He's engrossed in rummaging through the trash cans; he probably thinks that thing is a treasure chest."

"Does this mean that Senior Su Lin has been corrupted?"

"Haha, everyone has also tried to guide his hobbies in a more normal direction. Mr. Walter has made a lot of mecha models, and 001 will also transform into its complete form and take him for a ride."

"That kind of childhood sounds interesting."

Song Shuhang stroked his chin and chuckled, "If I were taking care of the kids, I'd probably take the younger version of Senior Su Lin to the bookstore to read. But Senior Bai is urging me to undergo my tribulation."

"Bringing Senior Su Lin along for a live stream to perform a miracle seems like a good idea?"

After all, Senior Su Lin really likes to show off his divine abilities in public, and we don't know what kind of holy title he will be given after he completes his tribulation.

"He does indeed prefer the magic of immortals, and upon hearing of the existence of immortals, he even wanted to find a deity to become his apprentice." Shirou Emiya said, raising his head to recall the events of the afternoon.

Perhaps influenced by culture, Xiao Sulin believed that if he wanted to learn magic from a master, he had to first become a master himself. So Xing took Xiao Sulin to the Heavenly Library to find an immortal to learn magic.

Having already received the news, Taibai Jinxing, Yang Jian, and others, along with celestial soldiers and generals, invited all the cultivators who were in the Heavenly Dao Library that day to the Heavenly Court for tea.

Taibai Jinxing and the others originally wanted to invite Su Lin back to the Heavenly Court so that they could take care of him, but little Su Lin's desire for the Dao was too strong. He wanted to become a disciple of any god or cultivator he saw, which frightened them so much that they hurriedly used their escape techniques to flee.

After all, the Celestial Venerable said there was no need to worry about the Heavenly Emperor's safety.

"So he didn't learn any magic?"

"Actually, Xing can do it too, but it might take a lot of time to teach her."

As the two were talking, Xing walked over with Xiao Sulin. The two of them smelled terrible, so Bie Xue, who was preparing food, quickly cast two purification spells on them.

"How was the harvest?" Shirou Emiya asked.

Xing sighed and said, "Perhaps it's related to the increased leverage of cultivators. There aren't many spirit stones and magic artifacts left in the trash bags lately."

"It's all just ordinary garbage," Xiao Sulin sighed as well.

"Qiong, we need to treat all trash cans equally when developing new ones."

“Okay~~~”

"What about spiritual practice?"

"Alchemy, magic, immortal arts, divine arts, the bat and gun of Galaxy Batman," Xing counted on his fingers, then laughed, "I haven't even scratched the surface of any of them."

"I just want to cultivate immortality," Xiao Sulin muttered. "The teachers at school all say that you can't bite off more than you can chew, and it's better to specialize in one thing than to learn a lot."

“You’re wrong.” Hoshino shook her head, looked at Shirou Emiya, and asked, “Could you please perform that for him?”

"Huh? That refers to..."

"I have a sword-like bone structure, but a heart of glass."

"While this translation seems acceptable, could you please put it in a more palatable way?!"

Flames swept across the plain, and countless swords stood tall on the blue plain, even obscuring the sky with their blades.

Xiao Sulin was deeply shocked. This scene, far more real and terrifying than the "Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Source" in TV dramas, was simply...

So cool!

"Having more skills is never a bad thing; more skills mean more strength." Xing patted Xiao Sulin on the shoulder: "If you don't believe me, you can ask them if they all have several different powers."

Magic, sorcery, dragon alchemy, the Heaven-Covering Technique, immortal cultivation techniques, martial arts swordsmanship, and the culinary arts of the abyss. Indeed, without realizing it, he seemed to have mastered various powers with completely different attributes, something he never dared to even imagine before, given that he was just a half-baked magician.

“However, I think we should respect individual strengths when it comes to training.” Shirou Emiya smiled helplessly. “If you’re not good at something, there’s no need to force it.”

"What are you talking about, Emiya-senpai!?" Song Shuhang slammed his fist on the table and stood up, his expression becoming incredibly resolute: "It's precisely because we're not good at something that perseverance and learning are meaningful! Isn't that right?!"

Song Shuhang, a man of great merit and unparalleled swordsmanship, yearns to become a handsome sword cultivator, and there's one thing he absolutely has to say: "MMP."

The Emiya Shirou before me is a classic example of someone who is well-fed but doesn't know the hunger of someone starving!

I dream about flying on a sword all the time!

“Indeed, learning more is never a bad thing.” Jiang Mingzi, who had somehow arrived and sat down to enjoy the spiritual food, held up his chopsticks and said with a smile:

"Just like how, besides my innate divine power, I have dabbled in all sorts of spells, totaling ten thousand, and have mastered them all to the extreme. That's why I'm known in the cultivation world as the Immortal Lord of All Laws in the Eternal World. How about that title? Pretty cool, right?"

This is clearly a lie to fool children!

"So handsome," Xiao Sulin murmured to herself.

Okay, there really is a child here.

With the special care of her group members, time passed by day after day, and Xiao Sulin almost forgot about going home.

During this time, the Hakurei Shrine was also repaired, and everything was restored to its original state except for the vanished yokai sage and the bloodstains on the ground.

"Hmph." Kaguya Houraisan placed the Hourai people's piggy bank on the table, instantly putting the two people opposite her, who shared the same "greed" attribute, under hard control.

"As the priestess who maintains the rule of law in Paradise, I have a duty to supervise you. Don't even think about using eternity," Reimu said righteously.

Elena coughed slightly: "We can't leave your sight. Besides, I'm the one who lent it out, so it has nothing to do with you, right?"

"Without me as the supervisor, this would have been published long ago!" Reimu grabbed the other corner of the piggy bank, gradually increasing her grip: "So I'll give you nine for every one of my piggy bank."

"It's just playing video games, after all, Eientei is quite large." Kaguya selected an ACG game from the Legend series manga featuring a female protagonist with long, straight black hair and an oriental beauty:

"Unlimited galgame!"

Just as Xiao Sulin finished her training and was about to rest, she suddenly sat down in front of the television, which was displaying "Beautiful Girl Kaleidoscope".

"what?"

"Don't be afraid, sit down and I'll play with you, Reimu?!"

Kaguya looked at the red and white shrine maiden who appeared behind her in a flash and grabbed her shoulder.

"You think I don't know what kind of game this is? No lewd stuff allowed!"

"How did you know that?!"

Not far away, Meng Qi and the others watched this scene from within the causal network, their faces expressionless, as if they had all drunk the Faceless Man potion.

“I think we should have some peers as friends,” Lu Mingfei said timidly, raising his hand.

Another day passed.

"Old Deng! I heard you've turned into Little Deng, so I finished all my homework and exams early and came back to see you!" Yu Feng, who had grown up a bit and become a dashing young man, pushed open the door and entered.

"Little brother, who are you?"

"."

Yu Feng fell silent, the playfulness and interest in his eyes gone. After a while, he took out his phone and computer: "I only found out that Old Deng was actually quite good to me when I went to the Heavenly God Sect to go to jail. Now he has lost all his cultivation and become Little Deng, and he's even mentally impaired. Never mind, I'll play some games with you and then go find you the elixir of immortality."

"Original", "Collapse", "Porridge", "Iron", "Sound", "Azure", "Tile", "GO", "Three Kingdoms Kill". Start!

In the hidden network of cause and effect, Lu Mingfei huddled in a corner, his eyes vacant, clutching his head, while Gehrman fired shot after shot at him with a revolver.

Is there any hope for this child?

"Let me take care of Brother Lao, after all, I have experience taking care of children."

Fang Zheng couldn't stand it anymore. If someone had raised Yi Yi like this, he would have been tempted to give them an elbow strike.

After Yu Feng left, he rushed in before the group of talented young men and women.

"prison"

Before she could finish speaking, Xiao Sulin's eyes rolled back and she fainted.

Well.

Fang Zheng was momentarily stunned, then turned around blankly to look at the 'ghost bride' behind him. She appeared silently, and the surrounding space distorted into a gloomy and eerie place.

"What are you doing out here?!"

The ghost bride remained silent, stretching out her hands. A purple Qilin Divine Medicine jumped from her palms and ran to Xiao Sulin's side, nuzzling its head affectionately. Sulin had sent it to help this ghost a long time ago, and she still hadn't fed it the Golden Fertilizer.

The aroma of medicine wafted into her nose, and Xiao Sulin woke up again. Her eyes widened, and she fainted again until Fang Zheng was dragged away.

"It might be better to send him back sooner rather than later."

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After all, the group members are like stars scattered across the sky, but when they come together...

It was truly a pitiful sight.

Not long has passed, and Xiao Sulin has already gotten involved with everything. If this continues, who knows how far she will go astray.

At this moment, Shi Hao took out the Supreme Saint Tablet: "If he learned this technique when he was a child, he should be able to open up the timeline and directly switch back."

"He had very ordinary natural talent as a child, and it took him too long to develop it."

"Did he leave behind any clones, other versions of himself, or projections? As long as there is a connection, it can be done."

Meng Qi shook his head.

As everyone watched the image projected by Iwamori, a red-eyed figure was seen swimming upstream in the chaotic river of time, grinning maliciously.

Just then, Xing walked over with a cat-shaped cake.

In the beginning was the Word; the Word that can be spoken is the Word.

Cat Cake had a solemn expression and meowed, "The Way and the Gods are here."

It glanced at Meng Qi and the others who were hidden in the world of cause and effect, with a transparent tail wriggling and covered in feathers behind it.

"Homage to the Great Celestial Venerable Belobog Xuanhuang!"

What is this stuff?

 4800 words. I'll try to update more in the next few days.

  

 

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