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Chapter 877 You are the Milk Dragon, You are the Milk Dragon (Please refresh)

Chapter 877 You are the Milk Dragon, You are the Milk Dragon (Please refresh)

The next day, early in the morning, the sky was dim and the golden light of the rising sun illuminated the courtyard.

The fragrance of grass and trees blew in from the window with the wind, and fell on Huai Shi's face with some cool water vapor. His eyelids twitched, but the next second, his arms were raised tensely, twisted and spasming.

The lush green plants in the courtyard outside the house burst into life, absorbing the fountain of life and then continuously flowing out. After a long while, Huai Shi seemed to break free from the restraints of sleep paralysis, and suddenly sat up and began to breathe.

"I'm alive?!"

"The clothes are not torn?!"

"Not pregnant?!"

After checking, Huai Shi looked relieved as if he had survived a disaster.

The traditional disaster musician who plays the sound of death tasted for the first time how destructive the death heavy metal music style can be!

Because there is no KTV atmosphere lighting, the pregnant gaze of the Confucian sage's eyes is used as the lighting.

Making the audience pregnant while playing Soul Rebirth's abortion chorus is just fucking beastly. Even if the judges from the Hell Music Association came to listen, they would roll their eyes and call it immoral, and experience what real hell is!

What puzzled Huai Shi the most was that he, the main musician, was switching songs frantically, but he could find entry points for people like King Zaohua, Elizabeth, and Nero, from Bach, Mozart and Beethoven, and finally from Erquan Yingyue to Senbonzakura.

Fat Tiger and his friends successfully seized the props that Little Dora lent to Big Bear. Under the effect of the small world sound system, the bones of Soul King Brook were ground into powder by the rhythm of the Great Dao.

"Ugh!"

Huaishi was a little anxious. He remembered that he had done a live broadcast to make money before going on stage yesterday. He hoped that his account would not lose too many followers.

"I promise not."

The Universal Identification Talisman held by Crow said: "After listening to this, everyone will become zombie fans and will not be able to unfollow them. This is the same reason why the negative reviews of Parachute are so high."

That’s good, at least the data should still look good.

In fact, the singing of King Creation can also have the effect of eliminating inner demons. When the audience wakes up, they will lose not only their memories but also various negative emotions. This can be regarded as a benefit for the host's fans.

Huai Shi comforted himself and used the method of spiritual victory to avoid being overwhelmed by guilt.

"etc."

"When did you come back?"

This little bird had already run away, and the first thing it saw when it woke up was her. Huai Shi thought that the sun should not have risen from the west.

"Sister, I risked my life to come back for you. Otherwise, would you still lie dead in the Eternal Pavilion?" The crow covered its face with its wings and sobbed, revealing one eye.

"Do I have to save the little puppy a hundred times before you believe in my feelings?"

Don't disgust me.

Huai Shi realized that he had not drunk a drop of alcohol or eaten anything at the wedding, and even couldn't vomit up the food from the previous night. He suppressed the disappointment and speechlessness brought about by this huge loss, closed his eyes and wanted to take a nap.

However, just as he lay down, a dignified and elegant woman appeared next to the pillow, staring at him intently with a pair of eyes that were glowing with a faint light.

Huai Shi: "."

He rubbed his eyes and opened them again. Everything that happened just now seemed like an illusion. There was only a black crow sleeping in the same bed with him.

Change for me!!!

Why not change?!

"This line is the No. 1 most passionate love words on the hot search list, and you don't even have any reaction?" The crow jumped to the side and slapped the Universal Knowledge in his face.

Huai Shi could only get up from the ground in a bad mood: "You brought it back to me?"

"Of course not!" Crow raised his head and said decisively: "Sister, I was busy leading the way for our God's good sister's witch bestie. Tsk, it's a pity that I didn't see ()() being beaten to her knees and taken back to do ()()."

If you have the guts, tell me your name, otherwise your blood will splash on me.

As soon as this thought came to mind, Huai Shi saw a man with black hair and black eyes with empty eyes next to him.

His face suddenly changed, and he quickly covered the crow's mouth and stuffed it into his arms, while smiling awkwardly: "Boss."

"Huh? You're so beastly and want to attack me, your sister?" Tong Ji's voice came out of the man's mouth.

i wipe

In Huai Shi’s confused eyes.

"You still know how to protect your sister. Your love for you is not in vain." The crow jumped out again, and used its wings to tease Huaishi's chin, and said with satisfaction: "This is a one-to-one life-size doll."

"How did you get it?" Huai Shi asked in surprise.

Crow: "He runs away and she chases him. He can't fly away even if he has wings."

speak English.

"Didn't I just tell you?"

The crow flew up and poked the face of the puppet Su Lin with its wings. A sound between metal and wood came from it:

"My good sister wanted to disappear earlier, so I led Irena to find someone, and I also added some money to get a life-size action figure made of pretty good power-conducting material."

"It's a pity that I didn't buy the Goddess of Light version. There's nothing to say."

"Forget it. I have to prevent my little puppy from being tempted and going astray."

She changed the subject and looked at Huai Shi with an expression that said, "This is all for your own good."

Do you think I'm the original photo?!

NoGay.

"If the two of you turn into lilies, I, your sister, will have to go find Bai Dizi to tell a fairy tale of love between a crow and a dove~"

It is hard to imagine how much outrageous literature this woman has read on the Internet today.

The crow then took out an alchemical bottle containing pure light substance, and after taking another look at the image of the puppet, it waved its wings to erase Su Lin's features to avoid any connection with mysticism.

"And then use the heavenly craftsmanship to process and add some details, and it will be our heavenly new crystal: the reversed Rancher."

Referred to as OEM.

I hope that the old dish mentioned by the crow is nothing special, so that I can live a peaceful life for a few days without being wanted.

Soon, Wu Crow took the puppet back and disappeared, and Huai Shi opened the door.

"Good morning, sir. How long have you been here?"

"Do I look scary to you?"

Su Lin asked.

"Well. Oh, by the way, I'll give this back to you." Huai Shi took out a small ball made of musical symbols and smiled with difficulty: "The second half of the banquet was messed up, and the concert turned into a Yin music party."

"I actually think it sounds pretty nice, very postmodern in style. Next time you can invite Comrade Adam to join you. He used to play rap, and he can blend rap and rock." Su Lin made a sincere suggestion.

Huai Shi: "But I am a traditional cellist."

"Is it majestic and traditional?"

Faced with such doubts, Huai Shi could only cough dryly, but when Su Lin took out a pot and a shovel for him, he seemed a little confused.

"Make more when making breakfast." Su Lin said.

Huai Shi was puzzled: "Master Wei Gong, he..."

"You're right, but Hara Fate is staying tonight. It's an adult text adventure game created by Type-Moon."

"."

I'm sorry, as a minor I was not thoughtful enough.

It seems that there are two fewer teenagers in the group and two more men.

Huai Shi turned around with the iron pot in his hand and took on the responsibility of being the chef today without hesitation.

The rabbit monsters were serving food on the small table. The three dishes and one soup looked very sumptuous. In the past, Huai Shi would not have money to eat breakfast in the morning, but in front of these people,

"Is it too late to regret now?"

Huai Shi's legs went weak, there was nothing he could do. Any cook would become weak in the knees upon seeing these people in the room. Even if the dark cooking masters from the abyss cooking world came, they would have to cry for mercy and crawl out.

Among Shi Hao, Sandra, and Saber, there are one or two who can eat food regardless of whether it is dark or poisonous.

Not to mention that the family members of the group members are also here, and people are constantly walking out of the infinitely expanding house? !

"The buffet mode of the banquet has ended. Now we just need to wake people up from their dreams and make some light breakfast."

Klein took a sip of the milk coffee that was taken out of history and made real, and said, "Don't worry, if it doesn't work, I can use projection to replace it for you."

What's more, Ye Fan's wallet couldn't afford the same kind of ostentation. His savings were emptied and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast. He took his people back to his own world, saying that he was preparing to develop a wave of high-quality customers.

Shi Hao had just returned, and perhaps it had something to do with his youthful appearance, but he was in a playful mood and spent the entire night playing swordsmanship with the young swordsman from the Immortal Boat.

"Boss Ke, you really made me cry to death."

In order to avoid a tragic fate, Huai Shi couldn't resist the urge to cry, but why were people around him moving away from this area?

"Oh, I played divination all night and made the conductor angry." Sanyueqi rubbed his eyes: "Pam's breakfast will take more than an hour, so I'll finish it early and go back to bed."

"I heard from Ajun that you are Taiyi? You have the style of fresh meat that young girls like very much nowadays." Lin Xue observed curiously.

"."

Compared to young meat, I am more like old bacon. No, it cannot be considered an ordinary smoked product. It should be considered as Jinhua ham.

Huaishi has a clear positioning of his current worth, that is, he suffered from the perception of the times. Otherwise, if he had performed on the Internet earlier, he might have collected all the fragments of Cullinan. Even if Cullinan is not available, at least Maybach

Speaking of Maybach, why is Lu Mingfei here?

Huai Shi had a puzzled look in his eyes, while Lu Mingfei had a gloomy face and sat on the cotton mat with his head covered, facing the contemptuous gaze of Su Lin opposite him.

“123, repeat after me, you are a dragon,” Klein said.

Lu Mingfei looked up in confusion: "I am a dragon?"

"You are a milk dragon."

"You are the milk dragon!!!"

"This is an animation for psychological age at the enlightenment education level. It's very suitable for you." Klein shrugged.

Su Lin clapped his hands violently.

As if he had suffered a great humiliation, Lu Mingfei flew into a rage and cursed at Klein: "You don't even have a girlfriend, and you've never kissed a girl on the mouth!"

It's so ugly Sakura-senpai

Even if you are on shore, as a gigolo you must always remain elegant.

"Mr. Ke's first kiss is gone." Huai Shi said something fair.

Klein: "?"

Su Lin: “?”

Lu Mingfei: "?"

No buddy, why are you looking at me like that?!

Xiao Yan opened his mouth and said, "I know that the country will gradually open up as time goes by, but I didn't expect you guys to be so open-minded."

"I didn't expect to see BL in real life." Feng Xiaoxiao blushed, covered Xiaoyuan's eyes, and swallowed: "Thank you for the treat."

What have you watched during these years as the reincarnation of Nuwa?

NoGay! NoGay! NoGay friends!

Do I have to repeat the important things three times?!

And Huai Shi didn't know why even Klein showed a surprised expression. The narrative in the Book of Destiny was clearly written. At that time, in the Marvel Universe.

"Didn't Nayako kiss you in the end?" Huai Shi asked.

Klein began to maintain the Faceless Man's abilities, but memories of the scenes in the dream world that were treated as dreams within dreams gradually emerged in his mind.

Sanyueqi asked curiously: "Is Nayako Mr. Gehrman's girlfriend?"

"Is your Ksinian mythology as chaotic as that of Greece?" Lin Xue asked doubtfully.

"There must be some misunderstanding here." Klein said calmly, "It's not reasonable to use our human emotions and thoughts to guess at that kind of mythical creature."

"I'm telling you why Naya chose to stand on our side in the end!"

Su Lin suddenly realized what was going on. He looked at Klein with great emotion and shouted, "So it was you who sold out. Did you succeed in your strategy?"

Be reasonable.

There must be something fishy about this matter.

But Su Lin chose to ignore those strange things and recalled the inspiration he got when he saw the Outer God Servants surrounding Klein in Type-Moon.

"Yog-Sothoth and Shub-Niggurath both have the image of beautiful girls, and they have many incarnations in the heavens and the worlds. Next time you go on a blind date."

"I reject."

He would rather go back and have a meal with Justice, Sharon, and the Mysterious Queen, chatting about the strange things he had seen during this period and stabilizing his humanity. At least he could still see the gnashing teeth expression of Huang Tao, the unscrupulous capitalist boss.

Being a programmer in the dream world, at least six out of every seven days are from 9 am to 9 pm!

"Brother Xiao Yan, have you ever had a blind date before you traveled through time?" Xun'er asked.

"I was busy with work and life all day long." Xiao Yan shook his head.

Xun'er glanced at Yun Yun and the others who were sitting not far away, paused for a moment on Little Medical Fairy, smiled, and whispered, "Would you like to try blind dating in the future?"

No, well, Xun'er, what you said now is a bit inappropriate.

Xiao Yan naturally knew that Xun'er and Xiao Yixian had been very close during this period, and Cai Lin seemed to have tacitly agreed to something, but it was really embarrassing to bring up this matter at this time, especially since it attracted the attention of a terrifying man named Su.

"Brother Su's hobby is really unique." Jiang Mingzi supported his chin and thought with a smile.

Do you want to go back and arrange a similar event for Huizai?

It seems to be a little interesting. After all, the game of ruining one's reputation has been played out. But if there is a suitable woman around, that is, another female disciple under the Three True Methods.

But if we want to influence the future from the past, we don’t know where the other party’s ancestors are, so it’s not easy to lay the groundwork for events in advance.

How about trying Haishan?

It so happens that I am quite familiar with their ancestor Hai Huayao, so it would be nice to have a closer relationship. Of course, it’s just for fun, and I will not be responsible if it really happens.

As for gender

"Friend Su, can you sell me the potion that can turn me into a woman?"

"?"

Su Lin, who was staring at Xiao Yan, turned his head and saw the smile on Jiang Mingzi's face. He gave a thumbs up and said, "This is for you."

(End of this chapter)