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Chapter 868 Trying to Play the Immortal Lord (Please refresh, 400 words added)

Chapter 868 Trying to Play the Immortal Lord (Please refresh, 400 words added)

"Later, a new Internet cafe opened on the corner. The owner of the Internet cafe was in a bad shape and was always worried about the rent."

"The boss lady is a Japanese woman, very beautiful, but she doesn't like to talk, and she can only communicate with outsiders with paper and pen."

"The boss's interpersonal relationships are very complicated. There is a cold man who comes here with a lively girl. Sometimes there is also an Italian man who drives a luxury car. Oh, and there is also a German who speaks Chinese very well."

"But sometimes, he would sneak off to play games with a bookish girl named Zhou. It seemed that there was always a private room reserved for her in the Internet cafe."

"The boss's room has a lot of clothes and skirts that girls wear, and from time to time a group of pretty girls would come to her and ask her if she wrote it wrong. It was him."

Su Lin bit his nails and used the Sealed Object 0-08 Alesuhod's Pen to write quickly on the pages of a book titled "Dragon Clan: Extra Story".

"Recently, a girl who is good at playing musical instruments has been pestering a literary girl named Zhou, and is planning to form an underground idol band with the owner of an Internet cafe to debut..."

"?"

The wedding held at the Hakurei Shrine was very lively. The two couples standing in the center of the stage to receive blessings were smiling happily. The stove in the kitchen was also emitting various powerful flames, but Huai Shi felt a little cold at the moment.

Fortunately, it seemed that it could not bear the fate of these beings, or a certain sign of fate intervened. The projection of the seal in Su Lin's hand collapsed first and turned into particles and dissipated.

Those recorded traces also disappeared.

Su Lin closed the dragon that could kill people and said, "You know, I like you and Bai Dizi more. As for my good sister Crow, I can only wish her good luck."

Bad shot. This guy actually remembered the crow calling him "sister Amaterasu".

Crow had just run away, leaving him alone to face the 'ultimate MAX reverse rancher', which directly exploded the pressure gauge.

"Boss, this is the kitchen. The smoke is bad for your health." Huai Shi secretly threw a handful of ashes into the pot, creating a smoky scene.

"It's okay. I prefer to go directly to the kitchen and eat with the pot rather than being the kid's table."

"Let's get down to business. I actually have a way to let you have two beauties on both sides and enjoy the happiness of having two wives." Su Lin took out a sphere made up of various musical notes, and a piece of pop music played inside:

[The story diverges and you leave me behind. The love story between a white dove and a crow only appears in fairy tales~~~.]

"What do you think of this fairy tale?"

It is like hearing heavenly music and going blind.

"Who is the boss in this fairy tale?" Huai Shi felt that the logic here was a bit complicated.

Huai Shi didn't want Miss Bai Di Zi, the symbol of beauty and white moonlight, to be harmed by Wu Ya, that black-hearted and despicable woman.

"That's not something I need to think about." Su Lin shrugged and handed the small world he took out of Le Zun to Huai Shi:

"I'll lend this to you and the three goblins to play wedding music."

This should be the right thing.

After finding out the purpose of the visitor, Huai Shi finally breathed a sigh of relief. He remembered that this thing was a world-class stereo surround sound system.

As long as he has this thing, he can become a man who provides his own BGM during fights, unlike him who has to play the cello himself.

The most crucial point is that anyone who is proficient in music can feel how perfect the music played after automatic correction and tuning is. If you can use this thing to practice the cello and then give a performance, I wonder how many levels your skill level will jump?

"Is this really for me?"

"Even if you want to sell it, I just said I was borrowing it."

"Cough cough."

Huai Shi grunted for a while and said awkwardly, "It was a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."

Shirou Emiya's wedding was not in Japanese style. The bride and groom's embroidered swordsman robes and heavenly robes were clearly a combination of Chinese and Western styles. However, Lu Mingfei's wedding was a typical Shinto-style wedding.

It seems a bit mixed up, but it makes sense.

Originally, Lu Mingfei and Eri were supposed to hold their wedding at the Meiji Jingu Shrine in Japan at the end of the Tokyo love story arranged by the little devil.

Now that it has been moved to the Hakurei Shrine, we naturally want to follow the same rules.

"Then I'll go find the members of Shanghai Alice Illusion Band first."

Until now, Huai Shi still didn't understand how the Sun, Moon and Star Three Lights Fairy came up with this name. Maybe it was a message left by a time traveler before the restart of Gensokyo?

"Or you can use the Disaster Musician template and find the Soul Rebirth Band to perform." Su Lin took out the Soul Rebirth album and looked eager to try.

"Boss, that's funeral music, not wedding music." Huai Shi's expression twitched.

Even the United Music Association of Hell would not do such a thing. Could this God please make less jokes about Heaven? The disaster musicians who are very popular in Hell are still not adapted to Heaven.

Huai Shi took off her apron, changed into her professional attire, took out the universal knowledge symbol and cello, and left the cooking cave world.

After a while, the strings were plucked, the keys were pressed, and the melody spread in all directions, making the noise in the venue stagnate, and then the joy and festivity reached a new level.

Regardless of whether they understood the rhythm of music or even whether they could hear the sound, under the influence of the amplified music of "Le Zun's Crazy Disco", all living beings swayed in a light-hearted manner, and the haze and other thoughts were temporarily swept away, and they were immersed in it.

Su Lin took a piece of pork ribs from a passing food truck and stuffed it into his mouth, muttering, "How about we do yours as well?"

"It will take a while for my wife's elders and relatives to get here from the real world." Meng Qi said as he sat on the edge of an unlit stove.

There were plates of side dishes and a pot of wine around him. He was leading a few group friends to try out the food that was being transported to the outside world in advance through the various causes of fruit.

"Can't we just wait a few days?"

"I have already agreed with my brother to hold it in the Imperial Palace. Alas, even if you want me to patronize the Hakurei Miko business now, it will be difficult to do."

"I don't want to run around, and I don't want to go to your place."

"Oh."

Meng Qi propped up his chin, glanced at the scenery outside the cave, and said, "And I don't think Ye Fan has enough money in his pocket to cover the secondary expenses."

Yes, since Shirou Emiya is the core element of the new quality productivity of the Zhatian Chamber of Commerce and is also an old employee who owns original shares, the expenses of this wedding banquet, including labor, ingredients, decoration, holy medicine souvenirs and the like, were all paid for by Ye Fan from his own pocket in the name of the Chamber of Commerce.

Coincidentally, the banquet list of Lu Mingfei, a loan defaulter, had a high degree of overlap, so they were held on the same day.

Except Shi Hao who thought that it was not possible to eat two meals, no one else had any objection.

“The prepared dishes should be enough”

The head chef left to become a bridegroom, but the spirit chefs did not stop. Instead, they calculated the storage and consumption and added some from time to time.

For a buffet like a wedding banquet, guests do not need to take fixed seats and the dishes for each table are ordered in advance.

But in order to take care of certain special groups, like Youyouko, the Saber clan, Shi Hao, Sandra, Luffy and others, these big eaters are specially seated at the same table and food is supplied without limit.

This resulted in a situation where there were already a lot of customers and the dishes had not been served on many tables, while the "Clean Plate" campaign had already started over there.

Every second, the human-shaped hungry ghosts are using storms to suck in Juejuezi.

"You are not from the Zhatian Chamber of Commerce, why would he give you money?"

"Then I can't afford it."

Meng Qi spread his hands helplessly.

Moreover, when he planned the wedding banquet in Da Zhou, he had no intention of having it held like the one in Gensokyo where everyone in the world came to congratulate him.

All the guests invited to the banquet are relatives and friends.

"As for some uninvited guests, that will be another arrangement." Meng Qi said, and suddenly slapped his head.

Then he took out three wedding invitations from his sleeves and handed two of them to Jiang Mingzi and Gabriel who were chewing non-stop.

"Please come and watch the ceremony, fellow Taoists."

"I've been out here today and have gained a lot of good fortune." Jiang Mingzi, who was a little tipsy from the alcohol, took the note, gnawed on a chicken leg, and said calmly:

"But compared to the gods and celestial beings, I don't have any gifts to show off, so I can only come to Brother Meng's wedding banquet empty-handed."

"It doesn't matter. As the strongest seeker of Dharma in history, this world is unrivaled. It is an honor for our humble home to have Brother Jiang here." Meng Qi didn't care at all and complimented him in a casual tone.

"." Jiang Mingzi looked aside, stopped chewing, and said shyly: "I'd better spend some time to prepare a small gift, please don't despise it, Tianzun"

It's really easy to change your expression when you are praised.

"Rather than a gift, I have a small favor that I would like to ask Brother Jiang for, or rather, to share my experience." Meng Qi raised his glass with a smile:

"I've always been worried that a friend of mine would commit suicide because life is too boring. To be honest, it doesn't matter if he commits suicide, but I'm afraid he won't find the joy of life and will go astray."

"I heard that Brother Jiang is good at transforming into a woman and changing his perspective to pass the time."

“Maybe I can share my experience of unlocking this perspective switching with a friend of mine.”

The corners of his mouth curled up as he glanced at Su Lin without leaving a trace.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a small commotion in the venue of Hakurei Shrine. It was the God who Su Lin used the Three Pure Ones to stay in the outside world to witness the wedding, and he met Yue Yejian from the Moon City.

"elder sister."

"I@!#"

A figure flashed, and Yue Yejian was taken away directly to another place to explain.

Su Lin took the initiative to become the 'God' of this world, but before that, he had no intention of getting involved in the identity of the Sun God, which was secretly manipulated by the Evidence of Nature and the Dragon God.

Logically speaking, when Su Lin used the talisman to make the changes, everything was settled, but as Kaguya mentioned, Yue Ye saw that this sister-con's obsession was deep to the point of no return.

After everything was over, he even ran from the moon to Gensokyo just to see the sun that he had seen so beautifully at that moment and had turned into God.

So much so that after Su Lin woke up, Bayi Yonglin looked at him with a strange look.

Kaguya is a clone of the "Sun" created by Tsukiyomi based on the appearance of the "Sun", and if Su Lin really becomes the "Sun", it would be a mess in your circle.

"Consider it?" Meng Qi sent a message to Su Lin through the chat group.

Consider your uncle!

Meng Zhending must have drunk too much and couldn't tell that this place is also within Su's hometown.

"This immortal has indeed spent 30% of his life as a woman." Jiang Mingzi scratched his chin to relieve the 'intoxication' brought by the rich immortal power in his body, and recalled:

"But it's all just for fun. It's fun to seduce some men and make them stupid every once in a while."

"You are worthy of being the famous Immortal Lord who tries to play." Su Lin praised sincerely.

"Ahem." Jiang Mingzi turned his head and said embarrassedly, "It's just average, not that famous."

I didn’t know it before, but it will definitely be bigger in the future.

Su Lin silently glanced at the mask tied around the other person's waist. He remembered that it didn't exist before, but after Meng Qi took his men out for a stroll, this thing appeared.

Jiang Mingzi's eyes regained some clarity and he looked at Su Lin: "But I don't think you need to share."

"Why are you looking at me?" Su Lin said expressionlessly.

"I saw it the first time I saw you." Jiang Mingzi smiled slightly, "Only when you enjoy being a human being can you remember being a human being. You will enjoy it, my friend."

Su Lin suddenly felt that such talents should join Taichu Heavenly Court.

I actually met Brother Dong today.

"but."

With a bang, the smoke exploded and Jiang Mingzi turned into a girl. After drinking a pot of wine, she walked out gracefully, with a strange light in her eyes.

"It's nice to enjoy yourself in a different way every now and then. Let's pick a poor guy and ruin his reputation."

"Dead dog and dead fat man, you two should drink more and eat more today!"

咕噜 咕噜

With the music playing to liven up the atmosphere, Ye Fan almost stuffed the wine bottle directly into Heihuang and Duan De's mouths, and guzzled the Drunken Immortal Wine and other immortal wines.

Don't get me wrong, Ye Fan was not drunk at all at this moment. Instead, he gritted his teeth and took a breath of cold air, looking over there at the self-service monsters that were emitting a terrifying aura and swallowing up the world.

"I can't drink anymore. Hiccup."

"Drink! Give me a drink!"

The money has already been spent. Even though some things like the Drunken Immortal Brew Enlightenment Tea were made with the help of Adam, Li Huowang, and Klein, a lot of it was real money.

The resources provided to Shi Hao for creating the law have already consumed half of his wealth. The matter of Gensokyo used the method of controlling the existence with the non-existence in Zhutian City. Adding the cost of this wedding banquet, it almost made his past long period of time go to waste!

Instead of letting that group of Shi Hao-affiliated ferocious beasts chew on peonies, it is better to let the useless dead dogs and fat guys on my side improve their cultivation.

"President Ye."

A gentle call came, Ye Fan turned around and saw a girl with fair skin, a pretty face and dark eyes looking at him shyly and embarrassedly.

"Who are you?"

"Mori Chika Rinnosuke."

"?"

"I drank the bottle of assassin potion that Mr. Meng and Mr. Su traded to me before."

"understood."

Ye Fan interrupted directly and pulled out a contract: "I will help you turn back into a man when I join the company."

During his time in Gensokyo, he took a liking to Morichika Rinnosuke's indiscriminate acquisition of prop names and imaginary uses, and had previously invited him to join the Chamber of Commerce, but was declined.

"You can stay in Gensokyo and work from home, and we can just deliver the things over."

"it is good"

Morichika Rinnosuke nodded helplessly.

But just as he finished speaking, a surprised voice came from behind him:

"Nagato Yuki?"

Looking back, I saw a girl with some baby fat on her cheeks and a cold man looking at this side, and one of the protagonists of today's wedding, Lu Mingfei, with a flushed face, was standing with the two of them.

"It just so happens that you have the City of Disaster, so you can help Mori Jinlinzhisuke recover it." Ye Fan explained briefly.

"No, no, no! Don't be anxious! Our SOS team is just short of Nagato Yuki!" Xia Mi's eyes flashed with clear light: "Come with me first"

After saying that, she ignored Morichika Rinnosuke's objections and used the Dragon King's strength to drag the other person away.

"If you're going to toast, at least bring the bride along." Ye Fan said.

"Hey, look at what you said, I don't have a bride." Lu Mingfei raised his glass and smiled: "I came all the way to you to thank you, and can the annualized interest rate be lower?"

"You old bastard, do you still care about this?"

"We are married after all."

He drank it all in one gulp, a faint light appeared on his chest, and spider-web-like cracks covered his entire body.

"I've got a family."

With a sudden thud, the man with a happy smile in front of Ye Fan exploded and turned into sparkling lights that dissipated into the air.

(End of this chapter)