Chapter 679: Damn the Fuck Man
Chapter 679: Damn the Fuck Man
Chapter 679: Damn the Fuck Man
After receiving the reply from the Guardian of Azathoth, everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Su Lin temporarily put down the luggage he wanted to take with him, and stood there silently thinking about Meng Qi's proposal on the pros and cons of recovering the "Fragments of the God of Light" from the reincarnations.
It is certain that if I can recycle enough and digest it through the laws of creation in my body, I can consider arranging some love stories for those screen-peekers in the group.
The TV was playing the TV series "Loki Season 2", but except for Yan Sen and Ge Xiaolun who were watching it attentively, everyone else was studying what risks this mission was hiding.
[Sir, I must remind you that given the current traffic conditions in New York, you and the other three ladies will have to leave in ten minutes at the latest to catch the flight to the Republic of Ghana]
"Are you going there for vacation again?" Tony asked sincerely.
"." Su Lin stared at him blankly for a while, and said, "I still like the way you were vigilant before, worried that I would devour the world. Can you recover a little?"
Tony raised his eyebrows, then straightened his back as if nothing had happened, made a stretching motion, turned around and asked:
"Jarvis, what are the characteristics of the place called the Republic of Ghana? Please arrange it for our distinguished guests."
Okay, it was a little embarrassing.
As much as I wanted to send away the 'Fallen God Who Devours All Worlds' before, I now want to keep the 'Merciful and Great God Haotian'.
After all, Tony knew that if Su Lin and other group members really left, the danger alarm hidden in this world would probably rise vertically to the point of explosion.
It may sound strange to say this, but at this moment Tony Stark does feel a certain sense of security in the identity of "Devourer of Worlds".
Unprecedented sense of security
It’s probably like encountering horror in a supernatural movie, only to find out that I’m also a villain, and a little more ruthless than you, which gives me a sense of security.
Just kidding.
Even if everything in the "movie" is true, it is much better than facing the first sky alone. After all, the "Creator God" regards everything in the current universe as an enemy.
Relying on the Avengers who were established less than a month ago?
Come on, even in other world lines, the group has been wiped out many times.
Jarvis: Ghana does have a unique custom: divorces require a wedding dress.
Your personal tailor has been contacted to go to the airport and will urgently customize three wedding dresses and one suit.]
"Even if we don't follow the Amber Calendar, I'm not even 18 yet." Xing scratched his head in confusion and said hesitantly, "Please help me check if the orthopedic beds are full?"
"Wear wedding dresses together?!" Kaguya covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Isn't it too fast? At least go to the Moon City to propose first."
Can't you hear the key word 'divorce'?
Even when Su was obsessed with paper figures, there were no two of you among his two-dimensional wives.
"You are actually very excited inside, right?" Irena asked with her hands on her hips and a sidelong glance.
"I'm really excited." Su Lin glanced at the guys watching the excitement and said:
"What are you laughing at? Remember to give three portions of money!"
Ruining Su's reputation?
Don’t worry, I can blow myself up!
"If you dare to host the banquet, I will give you money." Ye Fan waved his hand and said, "I will give you the amount according to the number of people."
Xiao Yan slammed the table and stood up: "Follow!"
Meng Qi sneered and said, "I followed him too."
Tony spread his hands: "Should we discuss the universe?"
"Then can I call Zhao Shuangdian to come along?"
Li Huowang remembered the benefits that Yi Donglai had insisted on giving him a while ago, and interrupted, "Brother Su, you can still collect an extra share of the money."
After he finished speaking, he carefully glanced at Sister-in-law Irena's expression.
"Including the Fallen Mother Goddess, the girl transformed by the Mother Tree of Desire, and the heroines in your original story, plus Zhao Shuangdian, Yao Tian.
And the one that Mr. Tony mentioned before, the one that you have a future engagement with, Princess Taiqing."
Irena just counted on her fingers and said to Su Lin, "Can you give me 30% of the gift money?"
"Then why don't we just separate them and do our own thing. If you go with Saya, Emnesia, and Miss Broom, you can collect a dozen more copies."
Su Lin came up with a compromise, looked at Ye Fan with a fake smile, and asked, "You guys won't default on your debt, right?"
Ye Fan: "."
I heard the two of them tell each other about their connections, and they seemed to agree with each other.
Xiao Yan felt a little sweat on his forehead, "Is it because Tony Stark's house doesn't have air conditioning?"
Lu Muyuan's eyes were hollow. She tugged at Song Shuhang's sleeve with some doubt and asked in a low voice, "Are people in other worlds so open-minded?"
There are real children here!
Song Shuhang was speechless. He really wanted to make those people without moral integrity pay attention to the impact, but he found that he was also the type with moral integrity in love, but not much.
“Are they considered the Sea King and the Sea Queen digesting each other?” Lu Mingfei couldn’t help but say.
Xiao Yan wiped his sweat and suggested: "Why don't we focus on the overall situation and put aside our personal feelings for now."
"Jarvis, the travel plan is cancelled!" Tony hurriedly called a halt, and at the same time stopped Su Lin who was about to pick up his luggage and leave:
"Please, let's get back to the point."
In the past, you could imagine heroes and anti-heroes from various parallel universes appearing one after another, solving cosmic crises while increasing toy sales.
But this time, there are also reincarnationists involved...
"All reincarnations have fragments of the First Sky. What should we do?"
This is a good question.
"What are the fragments of the First Sky?" Su Lin tilted his head and asked, "Aren't those fragments of the God of Light?"
"Okay, the fragment of the God of Light"
Why take such a big risk?
For a few pieces of silver and to have soup for three meals, after confirming that Azathoth's death announcement had not been activated, Su Lin admitted that he had become a little greedy for those scattered crumbs...
But the most fundamental reason is that he is too kind and cannot bear to see poor Iron Man Shit face a group of possible reincarnation space invaders alone.
"Just try to continue the mission first."
Su Lin thought for a moment and said, "Who knows where other reincarnations are in the world line above, and at what point in time? Our mission is just to defend time and space."
"Why don't we just go ask him?" Yan Sen put his arms on the coral fleece sofa, pointed at the TV, and said with a smile on his face:
"He should know a lot of things."
[I Know What Kind of God I Must Be] On the screen, a man in a suit and leather shoes walked alone into the time-filled hub, and resolutely walked towards countless timelines under the time radiation:
[For you, for everyone.]
In this timeline, if Tony didn't have a chat group and didn't encounter the arrival of the reincarnation, then Loki should have escaped with the Cosmic Cube and finally achieved a closed loop of time.
Starting from the top of the Nine Realms, and finally landing on the throne of time.
"This is his timeline." Su Lin reacted, he looked at Tony and said, "Where is Loki now?"
"Because of the zombie incident a few days ago, Thor hasn't brought Loki back yet."
Tony held his chin in thought for a while, then turned around and said, "We need to go to S.H.I.E.L.D."
"Are you going out?" Pepper saw Tony Stark tying his tie and went forward to help.
"Well, let's go to SHIELD and ask them to handle some things." Tony raised his chin to avoid blocking the other person's view and said:
"I'm almost putting Nick Fury on harassment block with all the calls he's been calling me."
Pepper fastened a triangle button on her tie, patted his chest, and said, "Then you shouldn't be so anxious, Tony."
Tony stared at Pepper for a moment in surprise after hearing her words.
“Am I anxious?”
"You've been like this since those traveling friends arrived."
Pepper smiled and said, "Before this, your pride was almost as bright as the sun."
He should have been paying attention to issues related to eccentricity and personality, but now he heard Pepper say that she was very proud before her group members came here?
Tony said half seriously and half jokingly: "Maybe you confuse confidence with pride."
"Come on, Tony." Pepper gently pushed Tony away and said:
"You've always been like this, self-centered in protecting others."
"Although Chef Emiya brought extraordinary deliciousness, their arrival obviously disrupted some of your plans."
"Do you know what you look like when you come back from defeating an alien army?"
"What?" Tony asked subconsciously.
"Peacock." Pepper said seriously: "Proud, arrogant, and a peacock that shows off in its own way."
"Then do you know that this is the look of a male peacock trying hard to woo a mate?" Tony grabbed Pepper's arms and smiled, "Look over here, ugly female peacock."
Pepper laughed when she heard this: "Tony, don't do this, I will misunderstand you."
"What's the misunderstanding? I was indeed showing my love to the female peacock in front of me, just like a peacock showing its tail, showing my pride and arrogance."
Tony Stark's words made Pepper freeze in disbelief. She looked at the dissolute man and suddenly said some strange words out of character.
"Tony, I don't want to joke about this." Pepper's voice was a little hollow.
"I never joke about this kind of thing either. I want to have a home with you."
Tony placed his index finger on the corner of Pepper's red eyes, gently wiped away the tears that were about to overflow, and said:
"Wait until I'm sure there won't be any purple sweet potatoes coming to New York."
"Wait until I finish dealing with all the things that disrupted my plans."
"Pepper, I'm not being self-centered. I just want to change the stage where superheroes and villains take turns to perform and entertain audiences and readers again and again."
"When that time comes, I hope to be with you forever."
Pepper sobbed, but gave an ugly smile. She had been waiting for this moment for who knows how long.
"I'm sorry, I know that's not formal enough, I'll make it up when the time comes."
Tony glanced at his watch and said, "I should go now."
He turned and left, then suddenly turned back and hugged Pepper.
"How about the name Morgan? If we have a daughter in the future, we will name her Morgan Stark."
Tony didn't wait for Pepper to answer. He kissed her lightly, unnoticeably took off a necklace from the back of her collar, and left.
"Tony!" Pepper called from behind.
Tony glanced back, "What?"
"You should try to trust other people," Pepper said. "You'll get tired if you keep doing this."
"In fact, I'm in great spirits" Tony waved his hand, "See you later."
Theodore Roosevelt Island on the Potomac River in Washington, D.C., USA.
SHIELD base.
Nick Fury put his hands in front of him and said, "The S.H.I.E. Bureau has confirmed that, apart from the household registration files, there are no relevant records of superhumans."
"Maybe you can ask a younger agent." Natasha said expressionlessly:
"This is the first time someone has called me an old European or American woman to my face."
Recalling three days ago, when she went to Paradise Hotel wearing a sexy leather jacket and holding a waiter recruitment advertisement, before she could change the topic to herself, the man "invited" her out on the grounds that he was too old and did not need an old lady.
"Aren't you Russian?" Steve asked.
Natasha rolled her eyes at him.
"He's here." Nick Fury took off his headphones and stood at the door of S.H.I.E.L.D. with several Avengers, while Tony Stark's sports car was slowly stopping.
Tony got out of the car holding a necklace, looked at the other alert agents and shouted, "Long live Hydra."
No one cares about him
"We cleaned it up," Steve said.
Tony put the necklace with the micro listening device into Nick Fury's palm: "Oh, I thought this was a trick of Hydra."
"It only took you ten minutes to get from New York to Washington, Hydra won't help you cancel the ticket." Nick Fury said nonchalantly.
Then he saw several people getting out of the two-seater sports car one after another.
"I've been wanting to talk to you, Goodman." Nick Fury asked, "Do you need to introduce yourself?"
"It's GodMan, not Goodman. You can just call me God." Su Lin corrected: "Nick Fury, damn Fuck Man."
"Fury? Fluffy." Thor couldn't help laughing.
"." Nick Fury glanced at the others and said nothing.
Apart from the good taste of the takeout food I brought back from the Paradise Hotel, there has been no effect from my attempts in the past few days, and it would be a waste of time to say anything more.
"Tony, are you bringing your friends here to visit S.H.I.E.L.D. today? But you should know that this place is not open to the public."
Nick Fury said: "I want you to remember that you are an Avenger, too."
"So I brought them to join the Avengers." Tony took off his sunglasses and looked around: "We want to meet Loki and borrow the Cosmic Cube."
"Damn! What the hell?!" Nick Fury opened his eyes wide.
He tilted his head to look at the people behind him, then looked at Stark who was pouting, raising his eyebrows and nodding.
Nick Fury tilted his head, not knowing what he was thinking, and nodded slowly:
"No problem at all"
[Main Mission 0 (I am a Legend): Activated, current Legend Points %]
"It's just that the Cosmic Cube has been loaned out."
"Who did you lend it to?"
"Of course I'll lend it to you."
[Main Mission 1 (Defender of Spacetime): The current spacetime lacks infinite gems, and the universe is about to lose balance! ]
"Tony Stark, you know what the future will be like, right?" Nick Fury looked at the shocked faces of Tony and others and strengthened his inner speculation:
"They will be back soon. Before that, we can have a good chat with these new companions."
"Fuck!" Tony murmured. "Fuck!"
Nick Fury: “?”
(End of this chapter)
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