MM Racing Chapter 671: In? A Little Heaven Laughter
Chapter 671: In? A Little Heaven Laughter
Chapter 671: In? A little joke from heaven
[Main Mission 1 (Spacetime Mercenary): Protect or destroy the current spacetime.]
[Please choose to join the "Defender/Hunter" camp as soon as possible to start the main mission three]
"We don't care." Su Lin lay on the sofa with one hand supporting his head, and with the other hand he raised a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth to chew.
"Since you insist on being a Devourer, it doesn't matter if we choose the Hunting Camp. Let's happily destroy this space and time together."
Su Lin pulled out a golden baseball bat and shouted incoherently, "World Devourers, assemble!"
"Please pretend that I didn't say anything before." Tony Stark covered his forehead with both hands, as if he wanted to wake himself up from the nightmare by rubbing and massaging it vigorously.
"So why is that?" Tony raised his watch and looked doubtful: "This damn bitch"
"Hush!" Su Lin raised his head and said alertly, "There are minors here. Do you want us to be 404ed together?"
"Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom." Tony walked towards the sleeping cab where Zhou Mingrui was with an expressionless face.
There, an independent bathroom space is evolving from folding to unfolding.
After a long while, as if he had finished venting, Tony Stark came out of the bathroom and took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth.
Xing blinked, raised the corner of her mouth, and asked, "Do you like the secret burgers?"
"I like cheeseburgers." Tony Stark replied casually, then sat down again and said:
"That means I don't need to take off the watch at the cost of dying once, leaving the reincarnation space and going home, because that thing will take me home?!"
"Emm." Su Lin suppressed his laughter and shrugged: "You may think so."
"Fuck." Tony Stark felt for the first time that he was being made fun of like a clown.
As if they were deliberately retaliating to mock him for taking advantage of the loophole, within a few hours after he left the Samsara Space, a group of World Devourers were sent from that place.
Okay, reincarnation.
Tony Stark looked at the group of people in front of him in silence for a long time, and said: "But why did you come here to carry out the mission?"
"Who knows? Maybe it's the result of big data targeting old customers?" Su Lin raised his eyebrows.
Tony was stunned.
What kind of answer is this? Could it be a prank by the goddess of fate?
"Ugh"
Tony Stark sighed quietly.
"We actually wanted to start from an earlier point in time." Su Lin said regretfully:
"For example, while you were kidnapped to the Middle East, they bought your company's stocks at a low price, and then went to the Middle East at great pains to get you out."
"I've already thought of a name for the story. It's called Marvel: Saving Private Stark."
Tony spread his hands and asked blankly: "Is there any special meaning in doing this?"
"This is a necessary check-in process when coming to Marvel." Lu Mingfei nodded.
Well, Tony obviously didn't quite understand the value of titles like Marvel Novice Mentor, Initial Capital Refresh Point, and NPC that Explodes Equipment.
Zila
There was an electric current in the air.
Meng Qi's figure gradually emerged. He waved his sleeves and threw out a black woman with a flat nose and thick lips from the inner world in his sleeves. She was one of the attackers who had just broken in.
"I left my tongue." Meng Qi said.
No one in this team is more suitable to act alone than Meng Qi.
Meng Qi, who possesses the causes of all results and the secret heavenly way, can do many things without leaving any traces, unless he does it intentionally.
"Reincarnator." Tony tried his best to suppress the burning anger hidden in his eyes: "Your mission is to destroy this time and space?"
Wally found herself completely trapped, unable to mobilize any of the strength in her body.
She got up from the ground, looked at the man with the waffles in front of him, and screamed, "Tony Stark?!"
"Don't you know me for a long time?" Tony said in a deep voice, "You just attacked me with another person and tried to steal the Infinity Stones."
Inviting creatures encountered in the copy world to join the team is not an uncommon situation in the reincarnation space. Even any team with money in their pockets will prepare one or two watches.
There are a few reasons for this:
The first is that the task execution cycle is not fixed, and you will occasionally meet like-minded and congenial natives in the copy world, and after establishing friendship, you will invite them to join the reincarnation space.
The second type is that the "native" is already strong, but wants to gain more power and go to a larger platform, so the reincarnation will reach a cooperation with the other party and invite the other party to join.
In essence, it is mostly mutual cooperation and mutual benefit, but this kind of thing cannot be forced, and two conditions must be met when inviting.
First, the invitees must be willing. Second,
Wally looked at the reincarnation watch on Tony's wrist, which had not disappeared, with a look of disbelief on her face:
"You haven't even completed your mission yet, how could they invite you to join the reincarnation space?!"
Yes, just as love must be conquered after the world, invitations must be issued after the mission is completed and during the stay!
"Of course I was originally a reincarnation as well."
Tony gritted his teeth and the nano armor on his hand was instantly covered. He punched the reincarnation in the face:
"You bitch trying to spread the zombie virus in my world!!!"
Just a little bit, just a little bit, the Captain America from the future was almost bitten by a zombie. If it weren’t for Su Lin and a few old acquaintances hiding outside the Stark Industries Building, the consequences would have been disastrous.
That was a zombie superhero virus that was almost irreversible and destroyed two universes!
Maybe there will be other teams of reincarnations intervening, but who knows what their mission will be? !
The sound of flesh and steel coming into close contact was heard, but the black reincarnationist's defense was obviously exaggerated, and this punch only caused the opponent to scratch his skin.
Wally stared at Tony Stark blankly. She wasn't angry, but her expression was as ugly as constipation:
"No wonder this timeline seems to have shifted slightly, no wonder you can break the spell."
I thought it was a sure-fire ambush, but I didn't expect that the Tony Stark in front of me was actually a reincarnation.
After completing the mission, I returned home?!
This is countless times lower than the probability of winning the first prize by buying a lottery scratch ticket!
Tony adjusted his suit and said to the other minors, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Children, don't learn this."
"Isn't this the Zuan way of saying hello?" Li Huowang said casually.
"My grandson gets a yellow card." Huai Shi said proudly.
The atmosphere is worrying.
Tony felt a little better after getting a response from Kaname Madoka:
"You haven't answered my question yet. What is your mission?"
Wally looked around slowly, feeling even more uneasy. Her intuition told her that the team this Iron Man belonged to was probably of a high level.
"Destroy other time and space, collect infinite gems, and cause time and space fluctuations."
"We didn't know in advance that you were also a reincarnation, and that this time and space is under your control!"
"Tony Stark, our team can make amends for this action, and our two teams can work together."
"I know you have a strong sense of justice, but we have no choice but to make this choice because the time and space our team was initially bound to is the zombie universe!"
If other people in the team were here, they would also support her. As for the life and death of the other two people, it doesn’t matter at all. As long as they can complete the task, they will have a chance to resurrect.
The task is to choose to protect or destroy the current time and space. Faced with a zombie universe trapped in reincarnation, how to destroy it or how to protect it?
So after many attempts, they set their sights on other universes, but they didn't expect to meet the reincarnation Iron Man just at the beginning.
"It looks like they are all the same type of tasks." Su Lin asked in confusion: "Is this a large-scale world competition?"
Judging from the pile of products in the reincarnation space and the setting that includes everything in the Marvel Universe, it is not surprising that this world has been turned into a sieve by time travelers and reincarnationists.
Yes, you can even find Donald Duck here, the one with the most powerful legal department on earth.
However, this method of issuing the same tasks to each team of reincarnations is a bit like playing online games or mobile games and fighting world-class BOSSes.
"Can't you just go to DC next door?" Tony said in despair, "I'm going to buy Warner Bros. tomorrow!"
DC is blessed to have you.
Ever since he learned that another universe really existed, Tony has been thinking about the next door all the time.
"You guys have just started the mission?" Wally judged the Iron Man's reaction and tried to negotiate:
"We know a lot of information, and we can tell you all of it as long as you let me go."
"It's your turn." Meng Qi patted Su Lin's shoulder.
"?" Su Lin looked confused.
Meng Qi pointed at Wori and said, "Use your best brainwashing skills to turn her into a servant who is willing to do anything for you."
"I am pure love and I don't like dark skin." Su Lin looked disgusted: "What are you thinking about all day?!"
The kind of sight that seemed to see the true nature of a person swept across from all directions, piercing Meng Qi like a sharp arrow.
"No. I mean"
"Explanation is covering up." Su Lin said contemptuously.
Meng Qi's face twitched a few times as his reputation was damaged, and he finally chose to remain silent at this time.
"Since you're silent, it seems like you've admitted it. Sister, listen to me, ignore this guy."
Su Lin distanced himself from Meng Qi, who was silently reciting the mantra to control the temperature. He looked at the nervous black woman over there and said with a smile:
"It seems that you are also familiar with Marvel's settings."
"It's a pity you guys dared to make such a big fuss and even threw your heads on the road."
"Aren't you afraid that Ancient One and the Time Management Bureau will find you outsiders?"
The entire earth is basically under the surveillance of the Ancient One. Any outsider cannot escape the eyes of the Ancient One. The assassination of Tony Stark by an outsider to steal the Infinity Stones should also be noticed by the Time Management Bureau.
Or rather, being noticed by Loki, the god of stories.
"Under normal circumstances, the Supreme Sorcerer cannot notice us reincarnators." Wally smiled.
"During the mission, as long as you are careful not to use too much power on Earth, we don't need to worry about anything we do."
The oriental-looking man in front of her seemed easy to talk to and had a good attitude. Wally felt that she could chat with him for a while longer.
"So amazing?" Su Lin asked in surprise, "How did you do that?"
"I don't know either. It's the result of experiments by many reincarnations." Wally replied.
The two of them chatted with each other, and Su Lin asked Shirou Emiya to bring him a cup of black tea. The two of them joked from time to time.
The atmosphere seemed very harmonious, but other group members watching nearby felt a strange sense of disharmony.
"No." Huai Shi hesitated to speak, and asked in the group: "Is this reincarnationist really that good?"
Simply answer whatever is asked.
"Don't ask. If you ask, it's the affinity of a loving father." Lu Mingfei replied silently: "Please, all the new female members of the group, don't talk to him for more than three sentences!"
Xiao Yan: "I shouldn't have said a word to him. Now I have no home to return to."
Kaguya Houraisan: “┭┮﹏┭┮But what should I do if I have already fallen? @伊雷娜”
Ye Fan: "@Hui Ye, you too?"
Kaguya Houraisan: "Ah, I forgot this was in the group chat."
Irena: ".It's okay with me. I've said it before. I wish you happiness."
Meng Qi: "?"
Xiao Yan: "?"
Huai Shi: "Study."
Li Changshou: "The previous Taiyin Star Lord is going through a tribulation, and now the Guanghan Palace on the moon is empty."
Feng Xiaoxiao: "What's going on? Who are you talking about? Why do I smell a romance drama?"
"."Su Lin maintained a warm smile and slowly turned his head to look at Lu Mingfei who was watching TV behind him, but there seemed to be a flash of red in his eyes.
"I didn't change the subject." Lu Mingfei said with a sad face: "Can you please turn off the red eye effect and the blood sword behind you?"
Su Lin, who had not used the Caruso series of skills for a long time, gave up the idea of changing his job now and performing a set of combos for Lu Mingfei, and reviewed all the skills he had learned.
There's nothing I can do. The enemies I've encountered so far are either supermodels or can be killed in one move.
"What's wrong with me?!" Voli reacted immediately under the stimulation of blood and took two steps back in horror: "Why aren't my mental defenses and prohibitions triggered!?"
"It seems like you don't know much. Thank you, sister." Su Lin stood up and asked Tony:
"You really don't want to be a hunter?"
Tony's head shook like a rattle.
"Okay, I said I was just going to make a joke while everyone was still feeling like destroying the world. I don't want to cause unnecessary trouble here."
Next to Su Lin, a golden circular portal opened and rotated. Irena walked out of a mirror world with the ring that Su Lin bought for her on her hand.
The space inside the bus began to fold, and the space returned to its original state.
[Main Mission 1: You have joined the defender camp, please protect the operation of the current time and space]
[Main Mission 3 (I am a Legend) has been activated: Please become a legendary superhero/villain in the current time and space (whether you are famous or known is not an evaluation criterion). Later, there will be side missions released, which you can choose to complete. ]
(End of this chapter)