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Chapter 495 Bull Demon King, I Don’t Eat Beef

Chapter 495 Bull Demon King, I Don’t Eat Beef

Klein: "Today's Loen Daily reported that the rules of the Church of Light's potion system were leaked. It is said that only pure boys can get closer to the great Savior of Light on the Path of Holy Light."

Klein: "By the way, Mr. Su Lin, can you please not block the gate of my Sefirah Castle?"

Shirou Emiya: "Mr. God, that Zelritch sent a letter for help, saying that Shirou Emiya in several world lines has become a little strange."

Su Lin: "I modified a few BE endings to bring some poor Mr. Emilia back from death. Is this miracle free?"

Emiya Shirou: "Thank you very much. But..."

Su Lin: "I think the series of New Home with Children, which is a combination of multiple parallel world families, is very good. It is currently lacking a male protagonist who has red hair, is Asian, cooks well, and can fight."

Shirou Emiya: "I'll tell Zelritch that everything is alright!!!"

Lu Mingfei: "It is said that only those who lack love like to read love stories. (Zhou Ruiming paid for it, 5 cents per piece, remember to delete the parts in brackets)"

Klein: "?"

Su Lin: "Chen Wenwen? Literature Department? I don't like reading fruitless love stories of literary youths who die halfway."

Lu Mingfei: "."

Damn, this guy has such a strong attack power.

Xiao Yan: "Old Ke, aren't you also a virgin? Lu Mingfei, when were you not a virgin? Tell me the truth! The eldest brother won't talk about the second brother, and the second brother won't talk about the third brother!"

Xiao Yan: "@Su Lin, well, brothers, we are all reborn, and we should not have any regrets in our two lives."

The first sentence is about brotherhood, and the second sentence is rational advice. Xiao Yan, who already felt that he was being targeted by a story lover, thought so.

Ye Fan: "Are you the legendary innate virgin body? Holy monk, if you have a crush on a holy nun, you must tell me and I will help you propose marriage."

Kaguya Houraisan: "I can help you start the Paradise Project DA☆ZE!"

Su Lin: "Thank you, but no need. I am 24 years old as shown on my ID card and I am not interested in any of you BBAs."

Kaguya Houraisan: "How rude! I am truly seventeen years old forever, unlike some old lady named Zi."

Xing: "Why do you care so much about age?"

Su Lin: "Children, please leave adult matters alone. Remember to drink milk and an egg for breakfast."

Irena: "Don't attack Xingbao!"

Su Lin: “?”

What kind of image do I have in the eyes of this scumbag woman? !

Su Lin directly closed the chat group, handed the porridge spoon in his hand used for disaster relief to a monk, and told him to remember to add some processed monster meat into the porridge.

He took the tea leaves handed over by Jinjiao and asked suspiciously, "That's it?"

"That's it." Jinjiao's body trembled.

Yinjiao explained, "Master Saint Monk! After we two came down from the Daluo Heaven and transformed into demons, even though we have occupied a piece of precious land, we still look down upon most things in this mortal world!"

That makes sense. After all, he is a boy beside Taishang Laojun. What good things have he not seen? What treasures do he not have? The treasures that the demons in the mortal world are eager to get are probably of no value to them.

A box of tea, some vermilion fairy fruits, some barely valuable magical instruments, some home-brewed wine and air-dried and stored meat were all he had.

"You are a senior after all." Meng Qi watched Su Lin plundering Jinjiao and Yinjiao's wealth without any grace, and couldn't help but said, "Leave some for my two disciples."

"As long as the Holy Monk Master likes it!" Yinjiao was really scared. Everyone present was on an equal footing with his master, and he and Jinjiao seemed to be walking on thin ice every day.

“Forget it, let’s just put it in the porridge and stew it in the same pot.” Su Lin waved his hand, still worried about Meng Qi’s scheming words “senior”.

“Didn’t they say that the king of the Black Chicken Kingdom was disguised as a lion demon? But then he all went missing.” Shi Hao’s eyes swept over some petty thieves and immediately frightened the group of people.

It was not until they arrived at the capital city of the Wuji Kingdom that all evil spirits disappeared within a hundred miles.

"Maybe he was killed by the reincarnationists this time." Meng Qi said, "Who can say for sure?"

The list of reincarnations' identities obtained from Li Qingfeng did not include the lion spirit, but perhaps that list also had some omissions.

It just makes these people suffer.

Meng Qi looked at the huge crowd, which was almost the same as the famine he saw in Daliang at that time.

"There are no ghosts in the underworld, so the former kings cannot return to the world." Su Lin glanced at the half-dressed victims, "Although the lion demon is a fake king, the country was originally doing well under his governance, with good weather and no demons."

Now it's the opposite.

Although Su Lin and others came, they could only save people temporarily, not forever. The person who tied the bell must be the one to untie it.

In other words, the reincarnations entrenched in Lingshan and the wounds of the sky at infinite heights are the key to the problem.

Yinjiao reminded: "My lords, the lion demon might have been taken back by the fake Manjusri. He was originally a demon sent by Manjusri Bodhisattva."

After seeing what happened to Zhen Yuanzi, the two brothers, although they could not figure out which powerful people their master's team consisted of, were particularly "respectful" to Tang Monk, who chanted Buddha's name and killed people without hesitation.

"My ginseng fruit hasn't been delivered yet. Taibai Jinxing won't want to default on his debt, right?" Su Lin looked up at the sky and said, "Monkey, are you interested in making trouble in Heaven again?"

"There's a saying that one day in heaven is equal to one year on earth. Master, please be patient." Meng Qi wiped his sweat.

In the past few days, Jinjiao and Yinjiao determined one thing by observing the monk's words and expressions: their master had no way to deal with this monk.

"Brother Monkey, I'm so hungry." Shi Hao said half-acting and half-seriously:

"The last one was a skeleton. If it was a demon, it would be fine. I could grind it into powder and cook it into soup. But it turned out to be a human skeleton. Can't you use your somersault cloud to help me and my master get some meat to eat?"

Meng Qi said helplessly: "Bajie, you just ate a monster ten minutes ago."

Zhu Bajie was the most incredible of all. He ate several monsters a day and sometimes even went to places outside the westward route to capture a few man-eating monsters.

"Nana, I'm telling the truth. You and Miaomiao are the same person."

"Don't cry, I really only love you two! You'll know next time you go to Baiyujing with me."

"No more talking. Brother Su and Brother Meng are still waiting for me. You can share these elixirs and meat. I'll get you some peaches some other day."

"Sha Wujing" talked to an open space door for a long time, and his mind seemed to be a little abnormal.

"Doctor Yi, what are you talking about? Did this world have a heaven before? Come to think of it, there were mythological stories about Lu Dongbin before."

"Do you want to use a certain world to create a new world and turn it into the Journey to the West world? Goodbye, I'll talk about it next time I come back. Once the monks of Lingshan have donated everything, my clone will dissolve."

I hope it is this Sha Wujing who is crazy and not them.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao forced themselves to look away from the crazy monk Sha Wujing over there.

Shi Hao used divine light to condense a long string of names and corresponding races in the air, and said:

"Its name was not on the list we got before. It may be controlled by Lingshan, or it may have been killed this time."

After so many journeys to the West, only two kinds of monsters are still alive, one kind has a background in heaven, and the second kind is very powerful.

"It's okay." Su Lin thought for a moment and ticked off a few names on the list in the void:

"There is a fish in Tongtian River, a green cow in Jindou Mountain, a cow in the Kingdom of Women, the Nine-headed Insect is confirmed to be still alive, and the centipede monster in Huanghua Temple doesn't seem to have done anything bad."

"The Lion Demon in the Lion Cave of Lion Mountain, the White Elephant Demon, and the Dapeng Demon. It is said that no reincarnation dares to provoke these three."

"First focus on these areas and hone yourself... Goku, what do you want to say?"

"The green bull in Jindou Mountain... and the Bull Demon King, should we reconsider it?" Meng Qi said, "For my sake."

"But there are no cows behind." Su Lin said dejectedly.

"Your Tang Sanzang is somewhat of a rebel against Tian Gang." Meng Qi sighed and advised: "After returning to the real world, I will find a way to bring you a better one."

The Green Ox is Laojun's mount, and the Bull Demon King is Sun Wukong's sworn brother. Although I don't know what the situation is now, at least we can't let these two brothers be served directly on the table.

"Reporting to the Heavenly Buddha, the food for disaster relief has been distributed." A monk carrying a Buddhist certificate respectfully asked, "Three thousand bhikkhunis, one hundred and eight arhats, and twelve bodhisattvas are listening to the Five Wisdom Tathagata preaching the Dharma at the Great Leiyin Temple on Lingshan Mountain. Do they need any?"

Su Lin shook his head, and when the Buddha Sword approached, he put on a compassionate face: "No, you go back first, leave this to us."

"Respect the Heaven, Buddha and the Dharma." Buddha Sword bowed.

This was actually what the Five Wisdom Tathagata asked him to ask. If necessary, all monks from the five realms of Buddhism could be mobilized to save all people in the world from disaster.

Since the Heavenly Buddha asked him and others to go back first, he must have his own wise arrangements.

"Speaking of which, the gods and demons on Ruffian Dragon's side also follow your lead. Are you interested in launching a world-shaking battle for supremacy in another world, Mr. God?" Klein asked expressionlessly.

"Why would I do something like this?" Su Lin asked back, "Is it fun to do these things? It doesn't cost money to hire actors? Mr. Klein, who ranks last in employee performance this month, are you clear-headed?"

You seem quite sober.

Klein breathed a sigh of relief.

The Heavenly Buddha of Lingshan Leiyin Temple.

Among the orderly group of disaster victims, an old man holding a bowl of porridge heard the conversation of the monks in front of him and narrowed his eyes.

"Layman, would you like some more?" asked an old monk with white eyebrows and long beard.

The old man came back to his senses, tears and emotion welled up in his eyes. He asked the monk who was making the donation:

"Master, my family is able to survive thanks to your kindness today. Please leave your titles to us. When the natural disaster is over and the Black Chicken Nation returns to its former glory, we will continue to worship you day and night for generations!"

"No." The old monk chanted Amitabha and said:

"We are all practitioners from the Great Leiyin Temple of Lingshan. What we did today is that the Heavenly Buddha saw that the people here were living in misery, so he asked us to bring food to help with the disaster."

"Tianfozun?" The old man trembled as he picked up the rice porridge and bowed, and asked humbly: "I have heard of Lingshan Da Leiyin Temple. May I ask, Master, which Buddha is Tianfozun? I have never heard of it."

The old monk put his hands together and said:

"All living things have the aspects of self, others, all living beings, and life."

"The Buddha of Heaven leads people into Nirvana without remainder and extinguishes them. He gives alms without form. All forms are not forms. This is called."

"Tathagata Shakyamuni."

Kang dang

The old man's bowl of porridge fell to the ground. He realized that what the other party said was true, and staggered back two steps.

“Tathagata…Tathagata?!”

"Are you here? I am here."

A hand grasped the old man's shoulder, and he turned around, and saw Su Lin, who had gray hair, a white monk's robe, and an infinite Buddha's light emanating from his body.

"Bo Xun, is this a surprise?"

Swish-!

The old man's figure burst like a dream bubble and disappeared without a trace.

Su Lin glanced at his empty hands, was stunned for a moment, and smiled: "I don't believe that you didn't come to inquire about the news after what happened last time."

When you go out, face is given by yourself.

Your occupation can be Tathagata today and Christ tomorrow. There are so many people named Sakyamuni in the heavens and the world.

"An enemy of Buddha, haha." Su Lin looked at the monk over there and said, "Before you go back, follow Ji Zai Siming to the other world that I am in charge of."

Using the Moon Universe as a transit point, we can prevent some evil spirits or other things from attaching themselves to this group of monks. If there are any, we can take advantage of this opportunity to get rid of some of those short-sighted guys.

Frost withered red leaves and thin forests, and rain-cooked yellow beams are everywhere.The sun is warm and the plum blossoms are blooming, and the wind shakes the mangosteen and makes a cold sound.

"My Holy Bull Child, you really know how to choose a place." The Bull Demon King put his hands on his waist and looked at the warm autumn scenery of the mountains, holding the Red Boy in his arms, and asked:

"But why not choose your Huoyun Gorge? You've been naughty and run away to start your own business for so many years, and you've never let me, your father, visit you."

"Dad, that Tang Monk ran too fast." Red Boy said with a bitter face, "He crossed the Tongtian River in just one night."

"Just think of it as a trip to the suburbs to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and eat some Tang Monk's meat when you're tired." Princess Iron Fan said with a smile.

"Madam, that's right." The Bull Demon King nodded, but hesitated: "Madam, but that monkey was as good as me five hundred years ago. If we really fight, it's hard to say who will win or lose."

"What?!" Princess Iron Fan said in dissatisfaction, "You want to play this game with me at this time?! Why don't you go back to your lover's fox cave!"

The Bull Demon King chuckled, took Princess Iron Fan into his arms, and said:

"Don't blame me, Madam. How could you not know? I, Old Niu, haven't been to Xiaoyu's place for a long time."

"I'm just worried. If a fight breaks out, and you and the Holy Infant get hurt by that crazy monkey, wouldn't I, Old Cow, be heartbroken?"

"Don't worry, big brother." Ruyi Zhenxian descended from the sky, followed by three groups of rays of light: "I have invited some friends from Chechi Country to come and help."

"You idiot! How old is Tang Seng? How can he be divided up by your friends?" The Bull Demon King roared, "There is not enough for my wife and the Holy Infant!"

"The devil is wrong." A fairy with goat horns walked out from the rosy clouds and said with a smile:

"With our help, when you and the Monkey King fight, we can stand aside and kill the other disciples, and we only need to eat one piece of meat."

Ruyi Zhenxian echoed, "Brother, it's just a piece of meat, and look, Tang Seng and his party are already here."

Immortal Ruyi pinched his fingers together and conjured up a picture reflecting the distance.

“Goldfish have so many bones.”

The monk sitting on the white horse shaved his teeth and said something incomprehensible.

"It's a pity that the dragon clan has come forward to kill the crocodile, otherwise we could use it as a snack." said the handsome man carrying the nine-toothed rake.

Suddenly, the monk in the picture looked over here and said, "Bull Demon King, I don't eat beef."

(End of this chapter)