Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 183 Dada Xigwen Duck!

[Paimon: As for the mascot, of course the cutest one in Fontaine can be one! ]

[Paimon: I'm praising you! ]

[Funina: Humph! I admit that this Navilai otter is indeed very cute, but compared to me, it is still a little bit inferior! ]

[Paimon: Okay, then you are the mascot, right? ]

[Funina: That’s more like it! ]

[Paimon: But, mascots are useless except for being pretty, and their combat power is basically zero...]

[Funina: ...Then let's give it to that Vilayot! How can I, a water god, not have any fighting power, right? Hahahaha...]

At this time, Villette finally arrived at the courtroom.

He stared in amazement at the three figures who were laughing strangely and making gestures towards the Weile Otter on the main seat: "What are you doing..."

The three of them were stunned, then hid behind their seats, leaving the Viletta to face the Viletta head-on.

Furninna also stuck her head out, pointed at Violet, and said to Violet, "Violet, do you know this strange uncle?"

Ying also poked her head out: "Well, Villette, could this be someone pretending to be you?"

Paimon also came out to join in the fun: "Then Villette, sentence this weird uncle to death!"

That Weilai Otter:? ?

[That Villette: ? ? ]

[Funina: Um, I can explain...]

[Qingque: Are these three people communicating about the condition? ]

[Theresa: Is it going to rain again in Fontaine? ]

The next second, Funina, Ying and Paimon were lying on the ground neatly, with three neatly arranged big bumps on their heads.

On the other side, Navilete held Navile Otter on his head and gracefully retracted his cane.

[Ying: Quick, the water god has been assassinated, seal off the entire place! ]

[March 7: First it was the rock, then the wind and water... Why are the gods in your place always being assassinated? ]

[Qingque: There are five gods, three of whom were assassinated - guess who will be the next one? ]

【edge:??】

The scene shows the young man in prison, who is rubbing his hands and looking at Leosli in front of him eagerly.

"Are you the warden here?"

Tartaglia asked loudly.

Leosley also answered loudly: "Yes, it is me!"

"But my official position is the manager of Melo Petersburg!"

[Ying: Hello, the manager of Merlot Peterburg! I am a fan of the Orleans Chicken Leg Burger! ]

【March 7: I am a consumer of cheese beef burger. 】

[Qingque: I think the castle you are talking about may not be a thing...]

The young master was not interested in Leosley's official job title, he just wanted to get the position of warden: "You have two choices now - either fight me or give up your position to me!"

Not to be outdone, Leosley loudly replied: "No need to bother!"

"As long as you pass my test, I will give up my seat to you!"

[Ying: A toy salesman who doesn't want to be a prison warden is not a good executive! ]

【Young Master: ......】

When the young master heard what Leosley said, he was full of energy: "Great! If you have any tests, come and get them!"

I, Tadalia, have traveled all over the country for so many years and have seen all kinds of scenes!

I'm ready to do some serious work!

Seeing this, Leosli took out a set of test papers from somewhere and handed them to Tartaglia: "Here, the law exam."

Tartaglia: Huh?

No, I have never seen this scene...

[Yan Fei: The bar exam... it brings back bad memories...]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Come to think of it, my diploma should still be in Liyue... Unfortunately, Inazuma is now locked up, so I can't go get it. ]

[Yan Fei: It doesn’t matter, there will always be a chance. ]

Tartaglia looked at the judicial examination paper in his hand and was dumbfounded: "No, is there any kind of physical action?"

Without hesitation, Leosli pulled out another set of test papers from somewhere: "Here, C++."

Tartaglia was sweating profusely. "I mean, the kind that requires a lot of physical effort..."

Leosley pulled out a stopwatch: "Physical test."

Tartaglia wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "So what about the one that requires both physical strength and hands?"

Leosley changed his clothes in an instant, put on his helmet, and held a shovel in his hand: "Civil engineering."

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: ? ? ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: What's wrong with you being a civil engineer? Do you know how hard it is for a civil engineer like me to find a good job? ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: If I could find another job, I wouldn't be working in this crappy company to earn such a small salary! ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: Every day, I have to undergo assessments and disciplinary actions, and the last-placed employees are eliminated! The little money they give me is not even enough for rent! Until now, I have no choice but to share a room with others! ]

【Topa: ......】

[Ying: It's broken. One defense is broken. ]

[Kavi: What's wrong? Do you look down on civil engineers? ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee B: Well, can you retract this statement? It’s okay with me, but I have a friend who studies civil engineering. He felt uncomfortable when he saw this paragraph. Of course, it’s not me. Although I also studied civil engineering, I, uh, I’m in a good mental state. I’m just worried about my friend. He felt uncomfortable when he saw this...]

[Qingque: You made friends out of nothing, right? ]

In the scene, the young master was also angry: "I want the kind that requires both physical strength and hands-on skills, but is very practical, and can hurt others accidentally!"

[Ying: Why don't you just say you want to fight? Why do you have to go through so much trouble?]

[Young Master: Isn't it rare that you want to be more civilized? ]

[Live broadcast room: Hey, what a fucking civilization! ]

[Live broadcast: Challenge to not swear for 100 days, today is the first day - challenge failed! ]

Leosli thought for a moment and actually agreed to Tartaglia's request.

The scene changed and came to Ying and Paimeng.

Ying suddenly remembered Zhongli's wallet that had been seized, and turned to look at Paimeng: "I wonder how the young master is doing now, how about we go and see him?"

Paimon nodded: "It's very likely that he's been suffocated!"

When the two arrived at Melopensky, they saw Tartaglia, who was wearing a pink nurse's miniskirt, holding a syringe in her hand and posing shyly.

[Tartaria:? ? ]

【Sigwen: ! ! 】

[Ying: Hehe, I think this young man still has some charm, not as good as us... hehehehehehe...]