Chapter 113 "Genshin Impact", the end!
Chapter 113 "Genshin Impact", the end!
【Master Liuyunjiefeng: Ah? Is this something that cannot be said?】
\【Keqing: How could it be! Who said this can’t be said! 】
[Keqing: Speak! There's nothing to hide! The people in the live broadcast room are all your dear family members! ]
【Zhongli:......】
In the video, Ying frowned and looked at the arrogant Morax on the screen. After a long silence, he said with a complicated expression: "Is this wear and tear?"
[March 7: Wear and tear, is it such a terrible thing? ]
[Zhongli: ... (Although the wear and tear is indeed terrible, it doesn't seem to be this terrible)]
In the video, Paimeng suddenly made another discovery.
"Traveler! Look, there's a line of small words underneath!"
Then, Paimon read it out: "In order to prevent the emperor from being seen by outsiders and causing social death, the sculpture will activate the self-destruct system when the countdown ends..."
"Self-destruct system?!"
Paimon was shocked: "It turns out it's not time at all but a countdown!!!"
【March 7: I understand! 】
【Zhongli: No, you don’t understand...】
【March 7: ? ? ?】
【Qingque: Ah? What do you understand? 】
[March 7: I understand! This sculpture is actually a weapon, right?]
[March 7: First use the dark history of the Rock King to gather and control the opponent, then explode directly. Take away all enemies in one wave! ]
[Qingque: ...So this is how you solved it? That's amazing! ]
[Erin: Don’t you have your own lines? ]
In the video, Ying replied to Paimeng with a smile: "It's so funny. With Zhongli's shield, why would I be afraid of the bomb exploding?"
"Right, Zhong...Li?"
The two turned around, only to find that Zhongli had already slipped away, and he did not forget to leave a sign at the spot: "Witnesses are born for the 'Nether' record~"
[Qingque: It's bad, this time I'm really going to remember it! ]
[Ying: It's okay! I have experience with this kind of thing! You just need to take a deep breath, it's normal to feel dizzy... The most important thing is to tidy up your appearance, and then you can...]
[March 7: Can we start defusing the bomb now? I didn’t expect you to have such a sense of ritual!]
[Ying: ...I can wait for death in peace! ]
[Ying: You still want to defuse a bomb in this situation? Who do you think you are? The magician Fa Ge? ]
【March 7: ......】
Ying in the live broadcast room spoke very toughly, but it did not affect the fact that Ying in the video was almost scared to death. She and Paimon hugged each other, and Paimon showed horror on his face: "Ahhhh!!! Zhongli actually ran away!"
"What should I do, Paimon! The bomb is about to explode!!!"
[Qingque: For this side, I suggest you find a narrower place, and then...]
【Ying: Then start defusing the bomb?】
【Qingque: No——Then start waiting to die.】
[Ying: Then why should I look for a narrow place? Can't I just wait to die? ]
[Qingque: Well, I'm mainly worried that the place is too spacious and your body will be all over the place, which will cause inconvenience to the search and rescue work...]
【fluorescent:? ? ? 】
The scene continues.
Paimon suddenly changed his frightened expression, put on a pair of sunglasses, and looked relaxed and happy: "Actually, I once practiced in Hawaii - it only takes five seconds to defuse a bomb!"
Ying then smiled again: "Great! Let's get started!"
Just as Paimon was about to get started, a line of small words appeared on the screen - you can start defusing the bomb after watching the advertisement for 5 seconds.
【Bluebird: 6.】
【March 7: Then I will enable the member skip advertisement service! 】
[Qingque: And because of the shaking of my hands, I automatically jumped to the area next to where bombs were sold, right?]
When the countdown reached zero, Paimon did not forget to greet him in a friendly way: "Nima!"
Then, explosion!
The protagonist dies and the play ends.
("Original God Live", finished!)
【fluorescent:......】
[Ying: So, is it really a crime to destroy cultural relics? ]
[March 7: In this case... your destruction of cultural relics should be considered legitimate defense, right?]
[Yan Fei: What are you talking about! When you dug it out, wasn't it just in pieces? ]
【Qingque: It has to be you! 】
[Silver Wolf: You are so stupid. You don’t even know how to defuse a bomb. Just squat and press E! ]
[Bronya: Bronya gave you a thumbs up. ]
[Live broadcast: Okay! Stop studying that! Come and answer the questions! ]
[As one of the oldest gods, Morax, which of the following systems was changed by him to combat wear and tear? ]
【A monarch offline system. 】
【B. Monarchy. 】
【C Monarch AI proxy system. 】
【D The monarch reopens the system. 】
【E The monarch is mentally retarded. 】
[Now, everyone has five minutes to discuss freely, and the quick response will begin after five minutes. ]
[Funina: Huh? Are you serious about the fifth option? Why is there such a weird system? ]
[Navilette:......]
[Diluk: Monarch offline system... is it Mondstadt? ]
[Yaejinko: The monarch AI proxy system...If I'm not mistaken, it refers to Inazuma~]
[Nilu: The monarch is reopening... are you referring to the Great Kindness Tree King and the Small Auspicious Grass King? ]
[Hu Tao: Then there is one person who has passed away and one who is mentally handicapped. Are you talking about the Emperor and the Water God? I feel like neither of them is right! ]
[Ying: Obviously, the water god is still alive! So she is mentally retarded! ]
[Ying: The scheming frog keeps touching your belly! Rock God is dead! ]
[Ningguang:? ?]
【Keqing: ? ? 】
【Zhongli:......】
[Hu Tao: Don’t talk nonsense...]
[Funina: Don’t talk nonsense! How could I be mentally retarded? Death penalty! Death penalty!]
[Ying: There's nothing we can do! Neither Nata nor the gods of winter came in! ]
[Ying: There are five gods, and three of them have already chosen their system! Fu Nina, guess who is not one of them? ]
【Funina: ......】
[March 7: But no matter what, isn't it too absurd to say that he died? Even the gods have fallen? ]
[Live broadcast room: Free discussion time is over! The quick answer session begins! ]
【Congratulations to Wendy for winning the right to answer questions! 】
【Wendy: Hey! Is it finally my turn? ? 】
【March 7: You can’t be...】
[Wendy: I choose A, the monarch is offline! ]
[Live broadcast room: Congratulations to Wendy for answering incorrectly! ]
【punish......】
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