MM Racing Chapter 365
Chapter 365
"Tietie, I love to tell the truth. Your place is too shabby." The Dahongpao tea tree straightened its branches, looked disgusted, and shook its head while speaking, looking like a picky old scholar. "Immortals, you should have some style... If you don't live in the Ninth Heaven, you can at least live in Penglai Island or Kunlun Mountain... Even if you live in Wudang Mountain or Emei Mountain, I can understand. But what is this thing of yours? I don't understand." It paused and added, "To be honest, Tietie... Don't be angry, I love to tell the truth." It didn't care about Su Ning's expression at all, and looked around seriously, and said in amazement: "The Feng Shui here is not good... I see that there is evil spirit everywhere around!"
Su Ning was speechless after being scolded, and shrugged helplessly, and said slowly: "Have you heard of a saying?" The Dahongpao tea tree was full of doubts, shaking its branches and leaves, as if asking. "A mountain is not high, but it is famous for the immortals. A river is not deep, but it is magical for the dragons..." Suning's voice is steady and his words are clear.
The Dahongpao tea tree was stunned for a moment, tilting its "head" to think for a moment, and suddenly its eyes lit up: "Could it be... rap?" Without waiting for Suning's response, it shook its head and sang along with its voice: "This is a humble room, but my virtue is fragrant, yo yo yo cheke nao..." That look was funny and absurd, and it excitedly shouted "Let's sing together..." "Bibox", twisting its branches while shouting, just like a "rap singer" who was intoxicated by the stage.
Seeing this, Su Ning's face was full of black lines, and he said in his heart, "Speechless. Nervous." He resisted the urge to complain and continued, "As for Feng Shui... Have you heard a saying, as long as we set foot on a place, even if it is an ordinary mountain and river, even if it is a place with evil water..." Speaking of this, he deliberately paused, his eyes were bright, and his expression was majestic, "They all have to cater to my momentum and change the Feng Shui! They all run around because of my trip, and the nine dragons guard them! I am the center of the world, even Feng Shui, must revolve around me! This is... the fate of an immortal!" After saying this, the corners of his mouth rose, and his smile was full of confidence and domineering.
The Dahongpao tea tree was stunned and stunned on the spot. He felt that this was domineering. After careful consideration, it means that as long as you are strong enough, no matter where you stand, Feng Shui will surrender and change, and the domineering posture will be fully revealed. No wonder Su Ning has the demeanor of an immortal, it is really extraordinary.
"Well, I know this Humble Dwelling Inscription, it should be written by Yan Zhenqing, but who said the following paragraph? I remember there is no such celebrity in history?" Dahongpao Tea Tree was serious and determined, as if sharing exclusive "academic insights".
Suning was almost choked by this, and he muttered in his heart, "Fuck Yan Zhenqing wrote Humble Dwelling Inscription...", with a helpless and helpless look on his face, "Am I a celebrity?" He asked casually, just as a joke.
The Dahongpao tea tree looked up and down at Su Ning, and shook his head decisively: "No... Are you famous in history?" Then, as if he had discovered a big secret, he raised his voice and said: "Could it be that you have also survived from history to now? Oh my... I said, there must be immortals in history. No, why are you not famous? Oh... I understand, you are low-key!" He nodded as he spoke, and was quite satisfied with his "reasoning". After thinking for a while, he added: "Well, seriously speaking, you can also be a celebrity, because you are an immortal!"
Su Ning was confused by this incoherent and imaginative words, and he said with a smile: "What is connected...", waved his hand, and said bluntly, "The latter sentence, I said it."
The Dahongpao tea tree was stunned, and then reacted, thinking to himself, "I knew you...".
"Swish!" Su Ning didn't want to dwell on this nonsensical topic anymore, and his figure flashed, opened the vegetable garden restriction, and strode in. "Swish..." The moment the ban was opened, the wonders in the garden suddenly appeared, the light was dense, the aura seemed to be materialized, the mist was diffused, the rare spiritual plants were swaying, some bloomed strange flowers, some bore strange fruits, and there were mythical beasts such as dragons, phoenixes and unicorns, which were extraordinary auspicious.
The Dahongpao tea tree looked closely, and the "eyeballs" that did not exist seemed to fall out of shock. The branches shook uncontrollably, and exclamations came one after another: "Wow... Damn... This chicken feather place is too awesome, right?" "Fuck, it's so beautiful!" "This is so shocking!" Every sentence was full of undisguised shock and envy.
Suning rolled his eyes at it, and said with suspicion: "Are you sure you have communicated with many literati in history? Li Bai also fell drunk under your crotch?" The words were full of joking and disbelief.
Upon hearing this, the Dahongpao tea tree straightened its back instantly, with a proud face: "That's not true... Speaking of Li Bai, he wrote a poem for me back then, but this poem has not been circulated..."
Su Ning curled his lips, with a look of disdain on his face, obviously not believing it. Seeing this, the Dahongpao tea tree became anxious and raised his voice: "Don't disbelieve it. This is true! Li Bai did write a poem for me, and the name is "Presenting Dahongpao TeaTree". Then the poem is as follows:
In the depths of Wuyi stands a strange tree, the shadow of Dahongpao reflects the clouds and dusk. The leaves spread out like green dancing in the breeze, and the rhyme floats like a fairy falling to the earth. The thousand-year-old spirit is contained in the rock bones, and the fragrance is all over the mountain road. Tea drinkers all sigh that this is a divine product, and its good name will be passed down forever. "
Su Ning was speechless when he heard it. He thought it was nonsense, but he didn't expect that he could really recite a similar poem. After careful taste, it really has some of Li Bai's bold style, and the rhythm is also neat. "But this poem is not included in the Tang poetry?" Su Ning questioned.
"They all say it was given to me, how could it be circulated? How could it be included in the Tang poetry? "The Dahongpao tea tree was confident and justified.
Su Ning thought to himself that although he still doubted the author's identity, the poem itself was indeed unique. "Actually, I want to say, if you are so awesome, why do you only say 'Fuck' when you see such a beautiful scenery? 'Fuck'??? "Su Ning raised his eyebrows and looked at him playfully, "You are so talented in writing, you should write a poem. After all, you have come into contact with many talented people in history!"
The Dahongpao tea tree choked and said in his heart, "Oh my god, are you waiting for me here?" He was speechless for a moment and didn't know how to deal with this "difficulty".
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