My vegetable garden connects to the fairy world of Lilliput

Chapter 360



Chapter 360

"I must have been too excited." A researcher rubbed his eyes, his face full of suspicion and shock, and he kept muttering, "Otherwise, how could I see a wooden stake running wildly." Everyone in the laboratory looked as if they had just woken up from a dream, as if they were in a trance, their eyes closely following the wooden stake that was "running wild", they felt that the scene in front of them was too unreal, beyond all their previous cognition and imagination.

"Not only did it run, but... did you notice that it was also a rogue tree." Someone broke the silence, with a bit of disbelief and laughter, "It's all rogue words." Everyone echoed and whispered to each other, their eyes full of surprise and disgust for this "strange tree". In their inherent concept, trees should quietly take root in the soil, grow silently, and show a calm and quiet "tree quality" (quality), but they never thought that such an "outlier" would appear, completely subverting the stereotype of trees in everyone's mind.

"This tree actually...speaks dirty words. It's too uncultured." A researcher frowned and complained with dissatisfaction, his tone full of accusations that the mother Dahongpao tree lacked "tree virtue".

The mother Dahongpao tree had sharp ears, and when it heard these words, it was like a lit firecracker, and it was instantly unhappy. "Shua shua shua..." It moved its wooden stake and quickly came to the man in a strange and funny jumping posture. It looked like a "reckless man" who was eager to find trouble. The researcher was at a loss for what to do with its sudden behavior. He could only stare at it with confusion in his eyes, unable to guess what the tree was going to do.

The mother Dahongpao tree stretched out its arm-like branches and swayed in front of the researcher, with a somewhat inexplicable "provocative" meaning in its movements. The researcher was puzzled, his brows twisted into a "chuan" character, and he kept muttering in his heart: "What's going on? Why is it shaking in front of me?" Before he could figure it out, "Pa..." a crisp sound, the mother plant of Dahongpao mercilessly slapped him in the face.

In an instant, the researcher was stunned, his eyes widened, his face was full of disbelief, and he stood there, as if time had stopped. The people around were also shocked by this scene and their jaws almost dropped to the ground. They all fell into a short state of petrification, with shock and confusion in their eyes. "Me? I was just... slapped by a tree?" The researcher's voice trembled, with self-doubt, and he muttered to himself uncertainly, as if he still couldn't believe what had just happened.

Before everyone could recover from the impact of this slap, "Pa..." The mother plant of Dahongpao took advantage of the situation and slapped Xiao Li again, still without mercy. Xiao Li felt a sharp pain on his face, and was completely stunned. His eyes were as big as copper bells, staring at the mother plant of Dahongpao in disbelief, his mouth slightly open, and he stuttered for a long time: "You...you...you gave me a big slap again? It's over, I was slapped twice by a small tree, if this gets out, what will happen to my reputation? No, if it gets out that I was slapped by a tree, people will definitely think I'm crazy." His face was full of regret, angry at the tree's arrogance, and worried about the damage to his reputation.

The mother Dahongpao tree was furious when it heard this. "Hey, hey, hey... what do you mean?" It jumped, waved its branches and arms, and shouted, "What do you mean by a small tree? I am so much older than you, and you actually called me a tree? When I was feeding your ancestors dandruff, you didn't even know where you were. According to seniority, you have to call me ancestor!" It became more and more angry, spitting all over (if trees can spit), completely disregarding its image, and acting like it was right.

"You little brat, you dare to speak so shamelessly and treasonously when you meet me, your ancestor, and say that your ancestor is a gangster tree. You really don't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is. Just tell me whether you should be beaten or not." The mother Dahongpao tree pointed at Xiao Li with a branch and scolded him. It looked like an elder who was disobeyed and was teaching a younger generation a lesson.

Xiao Li was scolded until his face turned red. He was not convinced and retorted with his neck stiff: "Ancestor? No, how can you, a tree, like to take advantage? Ancestor... You are a tree, I am a person, we are even different species, although you are thousands of years older than me, but you can't say that!" He felt that the tree was just being unreasonable and deliberately looking for trouble. How could a tree and a person compare their ancestors? It was simply ridiculous.

The rogue tree stood on the experimental equipment, with his head held high. It seemed as if he was really standing on the top of a mountain, looking down on the world. He looked up at the ceiling and proudly talked about the past: "I said I am your ancestor, but you still don't believe it. Then I will tell you. Back then... there was an emperor named Li, who seemed to be called something like Min. He created something called the Zhenguan Reign. That person once called me a tree.Brother, you once told me your emotions for a whole night. I feel that you have the same smell as him. I am on good terms with your ancestors, so I asked if I am your ancestor?" It spoke in a loud voice, every word was sonorous, as if stating an indisputable historical fact, trying to convince Xiao Li with this "glorious past" and acknowledge the title of ancestor.

"You are on good terms with me, the ancestor of the surname Li!" When Xiao Li heard this, his heart suddenly shrank, his eyes widened instantly, and his face was full of surprise and astonishment. "Emperor Li? The Zhenguan Reign... Shimin???" He kept repeating it in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more shocked he was. If what the tea tree said was true, then this matter would be too extraordinary, and he really had to respectfully call it ancestor, but how could a tree have such a bizarre experience? He was tangled in his heart, half believing and half doubting, and didn't know what to do for a while.

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