The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Chapter 3641: Bat Night Banquet (Part )

Chapter 3641: Bat Night Banquet (Part )

Eating together was only the first step of the party. They would spend most of the evening together. After eating, they would exchange Christmas gifts. Most of the Batmen prepared gifts for Thomas and Martha, and Thomas and Martha also prepared gifts for them.

"Let me guess." Bruce said holding the gift box, "A box of chocolate marshmallows produced by Weir Candy Company, a limited edition car model toy this year, a picture book of Peter Pan or Gremlins. Or a ticket to Gotham Amusement Park."

"Maybe it's all of them." The Great Adventure Batman looked at the box from left to right and said, "There must be candy in it. I guess it's not marshmallows, it may be soft candy produced in Germany."

"No way." The main universe Batman denied this speculation, saying, "They will never increase the chances of us going to the dentist at any time. I have never eaten gummy candy."

"Me too." Bruce nodded and said, "The sweetest thing I have ever eaten in my life is the cookies that Selina bought."

He was the first to open the gift box, and then he let out an exclamation. The Batmans sitting around him craned their necks to look over.

"A puzzle of Elsa!!!" Bruce opened the box, took out the package, and said, "Oh my God, when did they take the photo? It seems like it was when they took Elsa to the beach? This is a great photo! I will put it together and hang it on the wall of our wedding room!"

"It's custom-made?" The Great Adventure Batman said in surprise, "It looks much more creative than Clark and Diana. They either gave cups or books as gifts. Let me see..."

He opened the box, was silent for a moment, and then quickly closed the lid. Batman next to him was paying attention here, but most people were still guessing what was in their own boxes. His actions did not attract much attention.

Only Bruce kept pushing his way in, and then asked, "What on earth is that? I've shown you mine, so you have to show me yours, too."

The Great Adventure Batman lowered his voice and said: "Three movie tickets, it seems to be for some animated movie. You must not shout, someone here is allergic to watching movies..."

Bruce showed a look of understanding. He also lowered his voice and said, "They should give you a Zorro sword or his mask. That would be so cool!"

"They've given them away before," said the Batman Adventures. "I even have a signed mask. I'm sure most of the Batmen here don't have one..."

The main universe Batman also opened his gift box. Bruce took a peek and found that there seemed to be a letter inside, signed by Thomas. The main universe Batman did not read it immediately, but just put the letter away.

Each Batman received something slightly different. Apparently, Thomas and Martha did their homework and gave each of them a different gift based on their different upbringings.

The Batmans here now are all Bruce Wayne. Most of them spent a happy childhood with Thomas and Martha. Even if the details are slightly different, there are too many similar memories. Sitting around the dining table and the fireplace, reminiscing about the good old days.

The main universe Batman walked to the back of the banquet hall and stood in front of the window, gazing at the garden outside. It was still snowing outside, and the huge oak tree in the center was hung with colorful lights. The colorful lights spread on the mist of the glass, like fireworks blooming continuously.

"What a beautiful day," said Arkham Batman, as he walked over. "Why are you standing here? Aren't you going to warm yourself by the fire?"

"I'm not cold." The main universe Batman turned to look at him and asked in surprise, "How much did you drink? You look drunk."

"Yes, there are some." Arkham Batman leaned against the door frame of the back door, "I was afraid that I would say something drunk in front of them, so I came here to sober up. But you only drank half a glass, why are you standing here?"

"I was just thinking," said Prime Universe Batman. "Thomas and Martha don't seem like the kind of people who would want to host a party like this. I wonder who suggested this to them."

"You think this is bad?"

"No." The main universe Batman shook his head slowly. He looked at the lively atmosphere in the banquet hall through the blurry reflection in the glass. Some of his peers were even drunk and staggering.

"I think that's great." Prime Universe Batman said, "That's why I want to know who I should thank."

Arkham Batman narrowed his eyes slightly, looking like he was trying to think, but in fact his brain was not working at all. He muttered a few words and locked his eyes on a figure.

"I guess it's him." The person Arkham Batman was looking at was Bruce.

"I think so too." Batman of the main universe nodded and said, "But I don't think he just wants us to feel the joyful Christmas atmosphere. Have you heard the latest news in the universe?"

"The latest news I heard about the universe was told to me by NASA. They need funding." Arkham Batman took a deep breath and said, "Every department needs funding. I need it too."

"It sounds like the presidency is a tough one. How are you doing?"

"In general, it's not bad, better than before. I am the best president in American history. I mean - the one with the best fighting skills. No congressman can beat me. This makes it particularly smooth for me to implement certain policies. Haha..."

"You really should sober up." The Prime Universe Batman said, "Beating up the congressman won't solve the problem. ...Yes, beating up the congressman can solve the congressman, but you can't solve all the congressmen...Well, you can. God bless America."

"What are they talking about there?" Bruce said, holding a glass of wine and looking at the main universe Batman standing by the window. "It's definitely not a good thing. Maybe they are lobbying our President to add a bat to the American flag."

"So he hasn't done it yet?" Injustice Batman put down his glass and wiped his mouth with a napkin. "I thought the first thing he did when he took office was to do this. If it were me, I would do this."

"So you can't be president, man," said a Batman in a dark blue cape. "A real president would turn the 50 stars on the flag into 50 bats. That's how you show leadership."

"You're really drunk," Bruce said after taking another sip of his drink, leaning on the armrest of the sofa. "The 50 stars represent the 50 states. Printing only one bat means that all power belongs to the president. It's a political signal."

"You are all drunk." The ravaged Batman curled up in a single sofa and said, "Instead of changing the flag, shouldn't we change the name first? We should change the name of the country to the United States of Bat, or USB for short."

"It sounds very technological," Bruce commented.

"It feels like the data transmission will be smooth." Beibat commented.

"Just one question," said Batman, wearing a dark blue cape. "What should we call USB?"

"Of course it's the BatUSB!" the others said in unison.

The party didn't really come to an end until everyone was drunk on the sofa, and Martha's voice complaining about the excessive alcohol provided by the party was drowned out by the nonsense of a bunch of drunk bats, the music played by the Batmobile, and the snoring of two Tyrannosaurus Rex.

"It's a mess." Thomas said, looking at the drunks on the ground, "The only good news is that judging from their alcohol tolerance, they are not alcoholics. My God, it's a good thing that I chose to be a doctor instead of a teacher..."

Alfred tried to pull a certain Batman off the ground but failed, so he said to Thomas, "Come and help, master. We have to get them all upstairs before dawn. This is a big job."

Thomas quickly walked over to lend a hand, then said, "We already have the Batmobile, why isn't there a Batplane?"

"That's a very creative idea, sir. But even if there was one, he would probably be flying in the air and vomiting right now."

Thomas shook his head helplessly as he looked at the Batmobile leaking oil in the back garden. At this moment, a figure walked out of the garden. It was none other than the main universe Batman. He did not look drunk at all.

"Oh my God! Fortunately, I have a reliable son! Come quickly, Bruce. Move them upstairs."

The main universe Batman paused. He said, "I think we can let them lie here. They won't catch a cold anyway. Tomorrow morning I will tell the first one who wakes up that the others are dead. This may make them more aware of the harm of alcoholism. What do you think, Dad?"

"From a doctor's perspective, I agree with what you said. But have you ever thought about what if the first one to wake up is the Tyrannosaurus Rex? He'll tear this place apart, and then your mother will plant both of us in a flowerpot! Come over and give us a hand!"

The main universe Batman had no choice but to go over. Martha hurried downstairs and said, "Give them hangover medicine first, otherwise most of them will start vomiting in the middle of the night. Thomas, you'd better not ask me why I know this. Do you remember my favorite dark green silk bed sheet?"

"Don't say that, the child is still here!"

In the midst of the chaos, they sent all the Batmen to their rooms. Thanks to the magical building system of the fighting world, Wayne Manor was built several floors higher, giving each Batman a room.

"When Bruce gave me advice, I never thought that I would have a bunch of drunk sons!" Thomas leaned on the stair railing and panted tiredly. "Have you read the letter I wrote to you, Bruce?"

"I'll watch it, Dad," said Prime Universe Batman, who was standing by the fireplace drying his coat.

"Why don't you look so happy?"

“If you can allow yourself to have lots of drunk sons, then maybe you can also allow yourself to have an introverted son.”

"that is it?"

"I guess I wasn't very lively when I was a kid either." The main universe Batman sat down on the sofa and said, "I don't praise all this not because I think it's bad, but I'm just not used to being ecstatic."

"Even when you're drunk?"

"I usually choose not to get drunk."

"Okay. If that's you." Thomas stretched and said, "I'm going upstairs to rest. You should go to bed early too."

After everyone left, the main universe Batman sat in front of the fireplace and read the letter. Then the next morning, all the sober Batmans saw the main universe Batman lying on the sofa next to the fireplace, with bottles of wine scattered all over the floor.

Numerous Bats (NB)