Chapter 2848: The Battle of the Brick People! (2)
Chapter 2848: The Battle of the Brick People! (2)
Chapter 2848: The Battle of the Brick People! (Part )
In fact, the building block figures are really suitable for making expressions, because the cylinder is too smooth, so each expression can be written very directly on the face. The main universe Batman is now completely shocked.
Didn’t he just see the figure that Deadpool kicked away? But are you telling me that the cabbage-head with a big grin in front of him is the Joker?
The main universe Batman had to look down at the sea.
Well, if the short black eggplant on the water is myself, then the one opposite is a clown, which is not something difficult to accept.
The main universe Batman had to take out his own batarang. Even though he didn't know how to throw such a big batarang, he tried his best to strike a pose and look very intimidating.
Tim raised his gun with both hands but was a little hesitant. At this time, Schiller, who was still soaking in the sea, said, "Use lethal force, Tim. You can't kill the Lego people. At most, you can break their parts and put them back together later."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm a doctor, trust me."
Bang bang bang bang!
Tim fired six shots in a row, and the Joker was instantly knocked into the sea. The main universe Batman couldn't help but turn his head to look at him and said, "Even as a building block, you are too violent."
Schiller finally climbed out of the water. He sighed and said, "We are so unlucky that we ran into ..."
"I said, did you forget something?" Deadpool floated over holding a floating board and said, "What's in this airplane warehouse?"
boom! ! ! ! ! !
Barbara looked at the mushroom cloud on the sea in shock. She stammered to the person on the other end of the phone, "Batman, are you okay? What happened on the sea..."
Batman wiped the water off his face and said, "I think I've discovered a shocking conspiracy. Someone has cloned me. Barbara, help me retrieve the nearest city surveillance video. See you at the Gotham Police Department."
It was already dark when everyone was washed ashore. After reaching the shore, Schiller jumped twice on the spot to shake off the water on his body, and then said: "One bad news, one good news."
Deadpool retrieved his knife with some difficulty, let out a long sigh, and then said, "What the hell is this universe?"
"We are building blocks, we won't drown." Schiller said to himself, which was obviously the good news he had said, but soon he announced the bad news, which was, "But we will be flooded. Who can help me pull my head off and pour out the water in my body?"
"That's not what a doctor would say," Tim said. "You're probably out of your mind."
Batman was the last one to climb up. He slapped one of his ears hard and a lot of water poured out. He was holding a person in his hand, who was the Joker who had choked on water and fainted.
Batman threw the Joker aside and threw something to Schiller. Schiller caught it and saw that it was a small curved plastic piece, which should be someone's hand.
This was most likely not his hand, but since they were just small curved plastic pieces, there was nothing to worry about. With a click, Schiller put the hand on.
"It seems that you are not the doctor." The main universe Batman said: "But it is not that important. I think everyone is here for the same purpose."
"We have two options now." Schiller wanted to stretch out two fingers, then found that he had no fingers at all. He said, "Everything in this world is made up of building blocks. As long as we dismantle enough building blocks, we can take them back as building materials."
"No," Tim said. "Considering that the bricks in this universe may be the size of normal bricks in other universes, even if the whole city is demolished, there won't be many bricks left."
"Then there is only one way left, which is to find the source of the building blocks production, have them order a large number of building blocks, and then ship them out through the portal used during settlement."
"That's it." The main universe Batman made the final decision. He sighed, turned his head to look at the Joker and said, "I guess he should know where the building block factory is, but first we have to find a..."
WAOO——WAOO——
In an instant, red and blue lights flashed across the beach, and countless police cars drifted and spun around the place. Police officers with pistols jumped out of the cars and aimed at several people around them.
"Gotham Police Department, raise your hands, suspicious person." Red-haired Barbara stood behind the police officer and shouted, "Who is the cloned Batman?"
Schiller nudged the Prime Universe Batman with his elbow and said, "She said you were a clone. Can you tolerate that?"
"I think you are mistaken, Barbara." The main universe Batman walked out calmly and said, "Someone is pretending to be me and trying to deceive you. I am the real Batman, and the guy who is misleading people is the one you want to arrest."
"Handsome," Tim whispered.
"There are even more handsome ones." Schiller also whispered.
Barbara didn't seem to expect him to answer like that, so she was obviously stunned. She blocked her mouth with her small round hands and coughed, saying, "Are you saying that you are real and he is fake?"
"That's right." Batman said in a calm tone, "Barbara, don't you see? The Joker regards me as his greatest enemy, which proves that I am Batman."
"Well, just to confirm this, let me ask you a question."
"Just ask." Batman was not panicked at all.
"What's your favorite pattern for pajamas?"
"Red velvet stripes."
"Take it!"
When several people were handcuffed and taken into the police car, Barbara crossed her arms and snorted coldly, saying, "What kind of old-fashioned aesthetics are these? My dad doesn't even wear velvet stripes."
"Come on, are you serious?" Tim, with his hands cuffed behind his back, looked at the Prime Universe Batman and said, "Velvet stripes? You dress like a medieval noble in your own home?"
Batman remained silent with a cold face.
Tim was still mumbling, "The Bruce I know prefers to wear blue. Of course, he also has red pajamas, but stripes are still too exaggerated."
"Shut up, Tim." The Batman of the main universe just wanted to be quiet for a while.
Tim seemed to be deeply hurt. He stared at the main universe Batman sitting next to him with wide eyes and said, "You actually used the word shut up. I'm going to tell Alfred and he will cancel your cookies for the week."
"I don't eat cookies," said Prime Universe Batman. "No one eats that stuff."
Tim was even more shocked and almost turned into a crying Robin.
"I don't understand all this." The main universe Batman sighed and said, "The people here don't act according to normal logic."
"I guess the person who cloned you gave you the wrong program." The face of another Lego man, Batman, appeared on the front screen of the police car. He said in a hoarse and low voice: "He will never be able to imitate the essence of Batman, so even if you have the same appearance as me, you will never be able to..."
Suddenly the phone next to him rang. He answered it halfway through his words, and soon Batman's voice came from the screen, "What did you say? The Joker ran away? Are you serious?!"
At this time, the main universe Batman sitting in the back seat suddenly saw a bright light in the center of the city, and a huge bat logo appeared above Gotham.
"What the hell?" The main universe Batman frowned slightly and said, "Why is the Batlight lit? What kind of disaster is worth..."
boom!
A huge figure fell to the ground. Finally, there came a person with a different style from the other building block figures. The main universe Batman took a closer look and found that this figure looked like Bane.
The madman from Arkham Asylum escaped again?
Tim had already stretched out his hands and started to pry the car door. The main universe Batman looked at him and said, "Do you have a lock pick?"
"You are such an old-fashioned person. Have you never played with building blocks?" Tim raised the handcuffs in his hand and said, "Insert it forward, twist it backward, click!"
"Like a spell." The main universe Batman commented, but he actually understood what Tim meant. He could open the building blocks by simply assembling them in the opposite way. These handcuffs are also made of building blocks, so the same rule can also be applied.
With a click, the handcuffs on Batman's hands opened. At this time, Tim had already pried open the car door and jumped out.
Batman was a step too late, and his car was stopped by Bane, drifting and crashing into the building next to it.
boom!
The building block fragments were scattered all over the ground, and Batman felt that his left arm was almost knocked off. Fortunately, he was also a building block. He smashed it hard with his right hand and jumped out of the other side of the car door.
After throwing the driver's broken right arm back into the car and receiving a word of thanks from the driver, Batman suddenly threw the huge batarang out.
Whoosh--stab!!!!!!
The bat dart hit the chemical gas tank behind Bane. After it was broken, countless chemical gases erupted. Batman was about to activate the filter device on the mask when he remembered that he was a Lego man and could not be poisoned.
Very good, the main universe Batman thought, this world is not completely useless. He supported himself on the roof of the car and kicked Bane down. Just then, Deadpool's knife flew by and Bane's head was cut off.
Looking at Bane's head that was still cursing as he rolled far away, Batman turned around and saw an evil smiling face, and a gas grenade was thrown at him.
Batman waved his cape and jumped onto the lamppost. Just as he was about to jump down and kick the Scarecrow, he saw another dark figure jumping down from mid-air.
The figure made a standard superhero landing, kneeling on one knee with one hand on the ground, then grabbed the balcony of the opposite building with a grappling hook, swung up, and kicked the scarecrow on the back.
Then he picked up his scattered gas grenades and threw them towards the roof of the opposite building. He did a 360-degree turn in the air, and after landing like a superhero, he stepped back a distance. After standing up, he waved his cape and said, "You don't have much time left, criminals!"
The main universe Batman, crouching on a lamppost, covered his eyes.
The next second, two big bombs fell where Batman was. With two bangs, Batman rolled over to avoid them, but stepped on a bigger bomb.
“Drip—drip—bang!”
A green-haired figure walked out of the smoke, opened his blood-red mouth and said, "Batman, you never thought it would be me again. I released all the lunatics in Arkham Asylum. I..."
"Hey! You're going the wrong direction! I'm here!" Batman stretched his neck and shouted.
"What?!" The clown looked up at the figure on the street lamp, then turned to look at the figure standing on the road.
"Which one of you is Batman?!"
The main universe Batman thought for a moment and said, "Joker, I am the real Batman. Others may mistake my identity, but you will never do that."
"Don't listen to his nonsense, I am Batman!" The batman, whose face was blown up by the bomb, shouted: "That's a cloned fake!"
The clown rolled his eyes upward, then to the left and suddenly narrowed his eyes.
"Answer me a question and I'll be able to tell which of you is real," said the Joker.
"go ahead."
"Who is your best friend?"
"Superman!" the two Batmen said in unison.
"Who is your biggest enemy then?"
"Superman!" the two Batmen said in unison.
The clown's expression froze, slowly changing from disbelief to anger and sadness, with tears filling his eyes.
"Then you, who is the person you hate the most?! Who is the person you hate the most?!"
"Batman doesn't hate anyone." They said in unison again.
"Go to hell, you two imposters!!!"
MM Racing