My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

Chapter 175

Soon, all the porridge was finished.

The bottom of the pot was scraped clean, not a drop was left.

Lin Hui didn't taste it, but he saw that the Blue Army drank it so gustatiously, and they all looked unsatisfied.

This secret eight-treasure porridge should taste good.

"Thank you, village chief, thank you fellow villagers!"

The brigade commander saluted everyone and said with a smile: "After drinking your porridge, we feel more energetic. In the future, we will definitely train harder to protect the country and you!"

"Good!"

The village chief led everyone to applaud enthusiastically.

Then he packed up and went back with the basket.

Looking at the backs of the flat-headed fellow villagers leaving, the brigade commander was filled with emotion: "See, even the fellow villagers are on our side. It will be hard for us to lose this battle!"

"Before coming, who said that the locals were xenophobic? I think they are very enthusiastic? They even took out so many good things to entertain us."

The chief of staff also smiled and nodded: "The old saying is right. At any time, we can't be separated from the people!"

...

In the woods in the distance.

The fellow villagers carried baskets, and the village chief smiled at Lin Hui and said: "How about it, our performance just now is okay, right?"

Lin Hui gave a thumbs up: "More than okay, it's amazing. If this is really a war, we will all be meritorious!"

Everyone was happy, with happiness written all over their faces.

I have been farming for a lifetime, but I didn't expect to be a hero again.

Just for this, this flat-headed man is worth recommending!

"Fellow villagers, you go back first, leave the rest to us."

After Lin Hui finished speaking, all the villagers stood still, no one moved.

Lin Hui was confused, and looked at the village chief curiously and asked: "Village chief, what are you doing?"

The village chief smiled and said: "Well, we thought of staying to see if we can help in any way."

Lin Hui was confused: "Aren't you in a hurry to go back? It's dark."

"No hurry, no hurry, there's nothing to do when you go back anyway."

For the villagers, there is no entertainment after dark.

These days, rural areas have not yet achieved electricity in every village.

There are no street lights, and everyone stays at home when it gets dark, which is very boring.

It's better to stay here and watch the show.

This is much more fun than going home to watch black and white TV.

Lin Hui looked at the "simple" smiles of the villagers and immediately understood.

They want to stay and watch the fun.

Lin Hui looked at the village chief helplessly: "Village chief, weren't you nervous and scared just now and wanted to leave? Why don't you leave now?"

The village chief blushed: "I was inexperienced and nervous at the beginning, but I got better slowly later."

"To tell you the truth, just now, I was thinking about the war movies where the common people helped the Eighth Route Army to fool the Japanese, and then they mistook the other side for the Japanese, and I was not nervous immediately."

Lin Hui almost vomited blood, the villagers had a rich imagination.

The Blue Army had a good idea, and when the villagers served them porridge, they imagined them as Japanese.

I guess they were so angry that they bit the bowls to pieces!

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Village chief, you'd better not watch it. This is just an exercise, it's fake, there's nothing to see. Besides, we have to give them some face."

"It's okay for us to kill them, but if you see them again, they will be so uncomfortable."

Although it was just acting, Lin Hui had to give them some face.

It would be too damaging to the image of soldiers to let the common people see this crackling scene.

The villagers were also reasonable people, and they didn't bother much.

The village chief smiled and nodded: "Okay, if you don't want to watch it, then let's go back."

Before leaving, he quietly pulled Lin Hui aside and whispered: "Young man, next time there is such a thing, call us, the uncles and aunts have experience!"

Lin Hui didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Is he addicted to this?

He nodded perfunctorily and waved to send all the villagers away.

After the villagers left, Lin Hui quickly led his people back.

The cat was near the Blue Army Brigade Headquarters, carefully observing the situation in the distance.

Wang Yong lay on a pile of dirt, grinning: "I really miss the joy of exploding shit. I wonder if I can relive it again in a while. I rely on this job for the rest of my life!"

"Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be okay!"

Chen Erhu promised: "I'll release a lot this time, and they're all for cattle and sheep. The drug is very strong. I guarantee they'll take off on the spot later!"

The others all had a grin on their faces.

In that exercise, they were wiped out soon after they came up.

They had only heard about the diarrhea of ​​the Blue Army's missile battalion, and no one had ever seen it.

This time they finally had the opportunity to experience it in person, and they were naturally very excited.

Zhang Jiantao couldn't help but feelSigh: "Last time it was a battalion, this time it's a brigade, my goodness, this is too spectacular! It's simply a biological weapon!"

Zhou Zhongyi sighed helplessly as he watched everyone eager to try.

How could Lin Hui lead such a good steel tiger into this?

One by one, none of them learned well.

Forget it, as long as we can win the battle, it's fine if we are immoral, all is fair in war.

It can also be regarded as a long memory for the Blue Army, and it is also for their own good.

Lin Hui said to everyone: "Hurry up and change your clothes, prepare your weapons, and be ready to fight at any time!"

Everyone immediately put on the military uniforms that had been hidden in advance.

All the bullets were loaded!

Time passed by minute by minute.

Soon, a transport convoy drove out of the Blue Army camp.

But before they had gone far, the truck suddenly stopped.

The door opened, and the driver covered his butt and ran towards the camp as if his butt was on fire.

After a while, the other soldiers also squeezed their legs and ran into the barracks.

"The drug is working."

Lin Hui smiled slightly.

But he did not immediately issue the order to attack.

Although the laxative this time is very strong, everyone's physical fitness is different, and the effect of absorbing the drug is naturally different.

We have to wait a little longer, and when everyone has run away, it will be the best time to attack.

Soon the guards outside the barracks turned pale.

They ran back one by one, holding their stomachs.

After a while, all the guards at the door ran away.

Then, a large number of screams began to be heard in the barracks, which sounded like a difficult birth.

"Now, charge!"

Lin Hui waved his hand, and everyone rushed out like wolves and tigers in an instant, with as much unbridled smiles on their faces as they could!

At the same time, the camp was in chaos.

Everyone squeezed their buttocks and ran towards the toilet.

"No, no, I'm going to burst!"

"Make way, make way!"

"Stop pushing me, I'm going to get my pants wet!"

The brigade commander rushed out of the headquarters, holding his stomach, and looked at the chaotic camp, angrily cursing: "What's going on? Why are they all having stomach problems?"

The chief of staff came out with the help of the wall and walked over weakly.

Just after he finished eating, his stomach started to move.

In less than ten minutes, he ran three times, and his legs were weak.

He trembled like an old man in his twilight years: "Could it be that the fellow villager's eight-treasure porridge is problematic?"

The brigade commander slapped the wall and glared at him fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense, the military and the people are like fish and water... The fellow villagers all use the best things to entertain us, how could there be a problem?"

"Don't say anything that is not conducive to unity. It must be because we are not used to the local climate!"

"Oh, no, no, I have to go to the toilet, remember to bring me paper!"

As he said, he ran to the toilet with his butt covered.

There were a lot of people at the door of the toilet, and no one could get in.

Seeing the brigade commander coming with his legs clamped, a guard hurriedly shouted: "The brigade commander is coming, let him go first!"

Sure enough, no matter what time it is, they always keep in mind the concept of superiors and subordinates.

The crowd immediately parted, and the brigade commander ran in.

There happened to be a pit!

Just when his sphincter was about to reach its limit

The brigade commander untied his belt as fast as he could and squatted down.

With a burst of crackling cannon fire, his face finally relaxed: "It's so comfortable!"

Just then, fierce gunfire suddenly came from outside.

Bang, bang, bang...

The brigade commander was startled and immediately became serious: "What's going on? What happened?"

Even the people below subconsciously closed the gates and raised their vigilance.

In the pit next to him, the third regiment commander half-crouched and stood up, looking at him and asked: "Brigade commander, do you have paper?"

The brigade commander was furious: "Get lost, solve it yourself!"

Just then, the hoarse voice of the chief of staff came from outside: "Brigade commander, don't pull it, hurry up and run with your pants up, the enemy is coming in!"

"What? How is this possible?"

The brigade commander shivered with fear, and the gates instantly lost control, and a lot of crackling sprayed out again!