Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 527

The comments scrolled:

——"That's right, Xiao Yang is right to educate his children in this way. He tells them how dangerous society is in advance and that they should be on guard."

——"Don't tell me, some children are naive and their families don't educate them in this regard. Last time, a child in our community was playing outside and was teased by the community owner. He told the password of the front door at home. Fortunately, the parents were there and ran home to change the password."

——"Hahaha, let alone the children, my mother trusts others very much and tells others about everything at home. Once I chatted with a neighbor in the same community and found that the other party knew everything about my family. How many people are there in the family, where they work, How much money he earns every month, and even the trivial matters at home. Fortunately, he is not a criminal, otherwise he would not know how he died. "

——"Oh my god, be careful. Some criminals now like to go to the community to ask the elderly about their lives, find out the situation at home, and then use technology to pretend to be the elderly's children to cheat money. "

——"Fuck! ! From this point of view, it makes sense for Xiao Yang to take precautions early. Children are innocent, but they also need to know that there are some things they cannot say. Xiaoxiao has been so smart since she was a child, and it is also Xiao Yang's education. "

"..."

At this time, Xiaoxiao sat on the right side of Xiao Yang, and Yangyang sat on the left side of Xiao Yang.

After listening to a fable.

Yangyang looked at the clay figurine of Sun Wukong in his hand that he exchanged for silver notes yesterday, and said.

"Uncle Xiaoyang, Uncle Xiaoyang, tell us another story from Journey to the West? ? "

Xiaoxiao laughed at the side.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Yangyang, you haven't even read the story of Journey to the West?"

"You really don't like reading."

As he said that, he wiped his little hand over his face again and again, making faces.

Yangyang stuck out his belly: "Hmph~"

"Who said I haven't read it? I've seen the cartoon of Journey to the West."

"It's just that I haven't heard others tell the story of Journey to the West."

"Dad falls asleep every time he opens the book."

Ding Li heard that it was too embarrassing to do this in public, and said with a fierce face.

"Hmph~"

"Stinky boy, Dad works to make money, it's too hard.

It's all for you, and you still despise me."

Yangyang is also a spoiled child, not spoiling his own father at all, and continued to slap his face.

"Hmph~"

"Dad, you've been telling me stories recently, and you've been on the first page for 10 days."

"Puchi~"

Yangyang's words caused a burst of laughter from the people around him.

Ding Li was embarrassed and had to change the topic and begged.

"Xiao Yang, there is still some time, you can tell Yang Yang about it."

Xiao Yang: "Okay~

It just so happened that he saw an interesting clip recently.

Xiao Yang said.

"One day, the black bear spirit went to Guanyin Bodhisattva to ask for a job.

Originally, he was confident that he had cultivated for 500 years, so it would be easy to find a job?

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva returned his resume.

Tell him that they don't accept domestic bears.

The black bear spirit had no choice but to lower his status and tell the Bodhisattva that he could obey the job assignment.

Guanyin thought about it and told the black bear spirit that he should be an intern first, and he would be promoted if he performed well.

Then he assigned the black bear spirit a task to tie up Jin Chanzi. Jin Chanzi was the previous life of Tang Monk.

He also specifically told the black bear spirit not to eat Tang Monk.

The black bear demon asked: "Tang Monk? Is that the one with the Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Juanlian?"

Guanyin said: That's right, the black bear demon will be promoted as long as he can tie up Tang Monk during the internship period. "

The black bear demon asked again, what about the three people around Tang Monk?

Guanyin told the black bear demon that he could do whatever he wanted, except Tang Monk, he could kill the other three.

The black bear demon jumped up and down immediately after hearing this, pointing at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

'Humph~ I want to kill them, and I still come to work for you?!'

After saying that, he waved his hand and was about to leave."

"What happened next?"

"Yes, what happened next?..."

Not only were the children fascinated, but a group of adults also listened attentively.

Xiao Yang put his hands together and imitated Guanyin's signature move.

"Then, Guanyin said:

'Amitabha, indeed, this intensity of work is not suitable for interns.'

'How about stealing the cassock instead?'

Black Bear thought about it and thought that it was worth a try, so he sat down again.

Guanyin increased the difficulty again and told Black Bear that he could not just steal.

He had to fight Sun Wukong for more than ten rounds.

Black Bear was stunned, thinking that fighting Sun Wukong alone was a high-risk job.

Internship work actually has KPIs! He immediately asked if there was insurance?

Guanyin smiled and said: 'Yes! Family pensions will be given to those killed in action. ’

Black Bear thought it was not worth it, so he stood up again, waved his hands and shouted.

‘I can’t do it, I can’t do it!! ’

Sun Wukong is a lunatic! Like a mental patient!

He ran away before graduating from Bodhi Patriarch, and has a criminal record for being involved in society! ’

“Hahahahahaha…”

Everyone around who heard the story was amused.

“Then what?…”

Xiao Yang continued.

“Of course it was Guanyin Bodhisattva, who continued to increase the stakes, using regularization and housing as bait,

Tell Black Bear Spirit that if he was regularized, he would be given a cave residence, incense CBD, just behind Lingshan.

Black Bear Spirit listened to this temptation and sat down again.

Guanyin started to increase the difficulty again, saying: ‘To put on a full show, you have to let Sun Wukong kill your two good brothers.’”

“What?!!”

The people next to him exclaimed.

However, someone who is familiar with Journey to the West immediately affirmed: "Yes, the snake and wolf spirits next to the black bear spirit died in this section."

Xiao Yang: "When the black bear spirit heard that the two brothers were going to die, of course they would not do it!

But Guanyin said that if you are soft-hearted, you can't become a big demon!

The black bear spirit said angrily: "The most important thing for a gang is loyalty, I won't do it!"

But Guanyin threatened him, if you don't do it, I will post it on WeChat Moments to tell everyone that eating wild bear paws can greatly increase your magic power.

The black bear spirit smiled and said: "But I am a domestic bear."

Guanyin smiled lightly: "Then who knows? "

The black bear spirit immediately compromised, signed a confidentiality agreement, and went to steal the cassock."

Xiao Yang spread his hands and said: "That's it."

Several children didn't understand and pouted.

"This story is not good, I didn't understand it."

However, a group of adults around who have read Journey to the West seemed to have heard something.

Still wanting more.

The comments scrolled:

——"Fuck! Can anyone tell me what nonsense Xiao Yang told? Isn't he telling stories to children? How come he joined the company one moment and betrayed his brother the next? It's so dark!!"

——"No, are Xiao Yang and I watching the same Journey to the West? Why can't I understand it? Are there these things in Journey to the West?"

——"Oh my god, it makes my hair stand on end. Isn't Guanyin the kindest person? How come Xiao Yang tells it so darkly? It's so creepy."