Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 505

"Thank you."

"Thank you, Master."

The old lady was putting her hands together and bowing to express her gratitude,

and she stood up to take her grandson away.

The old lady took out the remaining 10 banknotes from her bag again and put them on the table.

She kept repeating, "Thank you, thank you, Master."

"I only have so many banknotes, I give them all to you."

"Thank you~"

At this time,

two young girls dressed exquisitely passed by.

They heard the old lady thanking Xiao Yang repeatedly and asked.

"Isn't this an NPC? Can it tell fortunes?!"

The old lady nodded vigorously and said with a pious face.

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Although this master is an NPC, he is very accurate in fortune-telling."

"My grandson just disappeared. We searched for a long time but couldn't find him. It was this master who figured out where he was."

"He also figured out that my grandson has a stomachache."

One of the girls exclaimed, "So amazing!"

"I want to have my fortune told, too."

Thank you so much and took her grandson away.

The two energetic girls sat opposite Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang was thinking about how to fool the two.

The system's voice suddenly came into his mind.

[Congratulations to the host, the audience's emotion value has accumulated to 200,000 points]

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the divine fortune-teller skill awarded by the system]

[Emotion value is cleared, please keep up the good work]

As the system's voice disappeared,

his eyes suddenly became white and unfocused.

At the same time, his head became very empty, and he could only hear the sound of "hissing".

I could only feel the mouths of the two female college students in front of me opening and closing, but I couldn't hear what they were saying, nor could I see their lips clearly.

"Hey~"

"Fortune teller, fortune teller..."

A girl waved her hand in front of Xiao Yang.

"Ah?!"

Half a minute later, Xiao Yang returned to normal.

I felt that my head had added a lot of knowledge that I didn't understand before, such as yin and yang, feng shui, eight characters, physiognomy, etc.

And not only did I understand, but I was proficient in it.

"What's wrong with you?!"

"Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

The two girls looked at Xiao Yang and said.

Xiao Yang: "No, no, I'll feel dizzy if I reveal the secret."

Of course, this was Xiao Yang's nonsense.

But the two young girls who were not very experienced in the world heard this and became more excited.

They didn't care whether others felt dizzy or not, they just felt that the fortune teller in front of them was more credible.

Xiao Yang opened the fan and fanned himself to drive away the hot flashes.

"5 silver bills count as one"

Audience:?

Why did Xiao Yang raise the price so casually?

The fortune teller just now dared to charge a silver bill for fooling people. Now he has the real ability to be rewarded by the system, and he is a real half-immortal.

5 silver bills count as one, it is really a conscience price.

Xiao Yang thought proudly.

The two girls opened their mouths.

5 silver bills?

The 5 silver bills that he had accumulated by playing games with great difficulty can be squandered in one go.

But thinking about the grateful look of the aunt just now.

One of them, the girl with two pigtails on her chest, hesitated for only half a minute.

She took out 5 silver bills and slapped them on the table.

"Fortune telling!"

"Anyway, this thing is not very useful, just exchange it for a small gift, those things can be bought with money."

"But it's hard to find a fortune teller who can tell the fortune accurately."

The female college student also took the initiative to take on the task of persuading her companions.

Xiao Yang smiled and put the five banknotes into his clothes.

He asked casually.

"Girl, what do you want to calculate?"

The girl with two pigtails suddenly blushed and said shyly.

"I want to calculate my marriage."

Xiao Yang smiled knowingly.

The girl said even more shyly: "I want to calculate whether my Crush and I can be together in the future."

She laughed shyly twice.

Xiao Yang stroked the fake beard on his chin: "Okay~"

"Give me your horoscope, let me see it."

Xiao Yang took the initiative to avoid the horoscope just now because he didn't understand it.

Now he understands it, not only understands it, but also mastered it.

The girl quickly reported her horoscope.

Xiao Yang took out a piece of paper and wrote and drew on it with a pen.

The comments scrolled:

——"What do you mean? Why did Xiao Yang start writing? Really?!"

——"No, this move is wrong. Shouldn't Xiao Yang take the pulse?"

——"Fuck! Xiao Yang's operation is a bit incomprehensible. It's too much of a performance."

"..."

Half a minute later.

Xiao Yang looked at the eight characters, grinned, and shook his head.

"Girl, you... you didn't... talkLove, right?"

Audience:

"Xiao Yang, you'll be exposed easily if you talk nonsense like that!"

The girl next to the pigtailed girl, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, looked like a queen.

After hearing what Xiao Yang said, she was stunned.

"Master, you figured out that she's not in a relationship, amazing!"

Hearing this,

the audience in the live studio were stunned.

"Wait. What's going on? Guess, oh, no, it's correct?!"

The pigtailed girl was also obviously stunned.

Thinking that the five silver notes were worth it.

Then she said, "Hmm~"

"Master, I'm still a college student... I'm secretly in love... I'm not in love..."

"I want to see if he and I are suitable?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Okay, then give me the birth date of the boy you're secretly in love with, and I'll help you check it out."

Girl: "Well, I don't know his exact birth time, I only know his year, month and day."

"He was born in 1990. ”

Xiao Yang calculated that he was born in 1990, and is 35 this year. Wasn’t this little girl a college student in 2003?

13 years apart!!

How did you find such an older man?

I’m really hungry.

Xiao Yang continued.

“Well, since you don’t know his specific horoscope, let’s look at his face.”

“Take a look at his photo.”

The girl took out her phone and started looking for photos.

After searching for a long time, she found a frontal photo without beauty filter.

Uh, this guy is really not good-looking.

Don’t girls nowadays open their eyes when looking for a partner?

Xiao Yang pondered for a moment and said.

“To be honest, girl, this guy has a pretty weak face.

You see his messy eyebrows, exposed nostrils, and a line pressing on his money box...

It’s a face that is more likely to lose money. If you are with him, you will easily lose money. "

Xiao Yang calculated that the girl's family conditions were OK, and the man was easy to eat for free.

The girl was not anxious, obviously thinking that money was not important, it didn't matter.

She just kept asking: "Then what, then what?"

Ah~

The little girl's life was smooth, but she was a little love-brained.

The girl with a pigtail was not anxious yet.

The queen next to her was anxious, shaking the girl's hand and said.

"No!"

"No!"

"This is not good for money! ! "

The barrage rolled:

——"Haha, this sister is really my mouth, girl, wake up! ! You can't live without money!"

——"Oh my god, this girl is really hungry, she is so young, she likes an old man who is more than ten years older than her. I thought it was for money, but it turned out that this is a money-loser. She is hopelessly love-brained. ”

——"Little girl, you are going to be bewitched, remember to blink. "