Chapter 468
Chapter 468
"Mr. Xiao is really talented, and I am ignorant."
"I wonder if Mr. Xiao is interested in answering my three questions and winning silver bills?"
The Jinshi saw that since Xiao Yang was already on stage, he might as well ask him three questions.
And the leader had said that the "My Dad is Superman" program team would come to their Qinghe Park to record the program today.
Take this opportunity to let several guests appear and interact more to increase the popularity of the park.
Isn't this just right? ?
Xiao Yang nodded and said, "Of course."
"Silver bills, who thinks it's too much."
The Jinshi put one hand behind his back and touched his beard with the other.
His eyes were rolling around.
He was racking his brains to find what questions to ask.
After more than ten seconds, he spoke.
"Got it~"
"Mr. Xiao, your poems are worth thousands of gold. I guess your poems are also very good."
"Then I will ask you a question about poems, okay?"
Xiao Yang: "Okay~"
The Jinshi smiled and said, "How about this, translate what I said into an ancient poem."
"The ugly people are asleep, and the handsome people are still awake."
The audience in the audience was noisy.
"What is this?"
"Ancient poets can write such words in poems? Why don't I believe it?"
"Oh my god, this NPC deliberately gave such a difficult question??
This is much more difficult than the next sentence of the poem. You must have a lot of poems to think of it."
"..."
The audience below looked at Xiao Yang.
It was only a few seconds after the Jinshi spoke.
Xiao Yang rolled his eyes and spoke.
"Got it~"
"The jade tree stands in front of the wind, and the donkey and mule are sleeping soundly."
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Oh my god~
This is too vivid.
"Fuck!! Awesome!..."
"Young man is amazing, he can even do this~~"
The audience below screamed.
This is simply amazing, can you really think of this?
The barrage scrolled wildly.
——"Fuck!! I have no knowledge, I can only say fuck, awesome!!"
——"It's really Bulbasaur eating Cheetos and returning to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, it's amazing!!"
Jinshi was stunned for a moment,
This~
Xiao Yang really translated it? ?
He was a little dazed and uttered two words.
"Keep going~"
"I can't sleep every day because I'm so handsome."
Xiao Yang smiled and lifted his robe.
"This is easy~"
"A handsome young man with a graceful figure, looking at himself in the mirror and unable to sleep."
The comments scrolled:
——"Fuck!! Elegant, really elegant! I'm going to put this sentence on my circle of friends."
——"So there really is such a sentence, Xiao Yang is really amazing, a cultured person!! But the ancients were really elegant, such a boring sentence, translated into this poem, it really has a different charm."
——"Xiao Yang looks even more handsome when he recites the poem!! (color) (color)"
The Jinshi was stunned and shocked.
These questions were all carefully prepared by him after reading the materials.
This~
Another answer?
It seems that there is no difficulty for Xiao Yang.
At this time,
Xiao Yang looked at the stunned Jinshi and smiled: "There is one last question."
"Come on~"
The Jinshi answered two big questions in a row, and Xiao Yang answered them easily, a little frustrated.
The last question.
He thought for a while.
Finally thought of one.
Stroking the sleeves of his coat, he spoke.
"Come on~"
"Mr. Xiao, it seems that your reserve of poetry is indeed amazing."
"Why don't we try something different and more interesting?"
Xiao Yang stretched out his hand: "Please tell me."
"How about this, we combine poetry and ancient Chinese at will, not only to rhyme, but also to be logically self-consistent."
"How about it?"
Xiao Yang put his hands behind his back, his posture was upright, and his expression was calm and self-assured.
He looked like a handsome gentleman.
"Hmm~"
"No problem, please~"
The Jinshi paced on the stage.
"This sentence~"
"The daughter of the Yang family has grown up,"
"The next sentence?"
Xiao Yang thought for a few seconds and answered.
"Strength to pull mountains and spirit to cover the world."
Jinshi:? ? ?
Audience:? ? ?
Rhyme is rhyme, but logically...
The Jinshi didn't have time to speak.
Several well-dressed female audience members in the audience were already jumping up and down.
"Fuck!"
"Xiao Yang! Who do you say is so powerful?!"
"We are all fairies, but you actually called us female demons!"
"Do you know how to respect women?..."
"Apologize! Apologize!"
As they said this, they began to roll up their sleeves and were ready to go on stage to settle accounts with Xiao Yang.
Although this group of women was not to be feared in terms of strength.
But Xiao Yang feltAs a grown man, I can't argue with a woman,
It's even more impossible to fight.
No matter who is right or wrong, only men get beaten, not women.
If you touch her a little, she will be punched.
No matter,
Of the thirty-six strategies, running is the best strategy.
Run first and talk later! !
Xiao Yang ran away, leaving a sentence while running.
"Xiaoxiao, Dad is leaving first, you and the photographer uncle will find Dad later."
Xiaoxiao watched her father running away and opened her mouth.
She shook her head helplessly.
Several women jumped up and down at Xiao Yang's back.
"Xiao Yang, don't let me meet you!!"
At this time, the bullet screen in the live broadcast room was also rolling wildly, and two factions were quickly formed.
——"Fuck!! I just thought Xiao Yang was wrong, but when I saw the female demons in the audience, I felt that he was right at all!!
——"Man upstairs, you are kidding me, it was Xiao Yang who was rude first!! He doesn't respect women at all!! I used to be his fan, hum, I won't be his fan anymore."
——"You fairies, you fight when you disagree, you were the first to go on stage and beat people. Can't you talk nicely?
Usually they pretend to be weak, but when it comes to boxing, they immediately show their true colors, and their fighting power is comparable to Zhang Fei."
——"That's right, I don't think Xiao Yang disrespects women. Look at how he treats Xiaoxiao and Ms. He, there must be some misunderstanding."
——"Haha, you are still talking about Xiaoxiao, but now he runs away quickly and leaves Xiaoxiao behind again."
"..."
At this time.
Yangyang looked at Xiaoxiao on the side and said with a smile on his face.
"Hehe~"
"Your dad ran away again and left you behind again."
In the first episode, Xiao Yang left Xiao Xiao behind at the airport once.
It happened again this time.
Xiao Xiao didn't care. There was a big and strong cameraman watching her from behind, so she wouldn't be abducted by human traffickers.
And at this time, her father's text message had been sent to her mobile phone.
He told her his location, so she just needed to go find her father directly, and she wouldn't get lost.
In fact, Xiao Yang also made sure that Xiao Xiao would not be in danger before running away.
Of course, he would not really expose Xiao Xiao to a dangerous environment.
After receiving the message, Xiao Xiao put her mobile phone back into her pocket.
When she left here, she had another important thing to do.
MM Racing