Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 439

Xiaoxiao's appearance made everyone laugh.

Audience:

——"That's right, there's nothing, are you going to fish in the lake with your bare hands?"

——"It's not impossible!! Didn't Xiao Yang catch a big fish in the lake last time?"

——"That's different. Is the small lake last time the same as this big lake? It's still quite dangerous to go down to this lake rashly. Look at the color of this lake. The closer you get to the center, the darker the color of the lake water."

——"Brother upstairs, is there anything special about the color of this lake water? Tell me about it."

——"Haven't you heard of the formula passed down by our ancestors? Clear water is shallow, deep water is green, blue water is wide, black water is deep, and yellow water is turbulent.

Look at the color in the center of the lake. Color, blue-black, blue-black, it must be very deep. If Xiao Yang goes down, no matter how good he is at swimming, there will be some danger, right? "

——"Brother upstairs, I have heard what you said.

Deep water is green, black water is deep, yellow water is urine, clear water is shallow, eels grow into snakes, snakes grow into pythons, pythons grow into dragons, dragons grow into kings, kings of kings, ham sausage, one section is better than six sections, jelly I choose Xizhilang, Xizhilang is not ordinary, Marco Polo is a tile, it can be attached to the wall, it can be attached to the ground, and only great efforts can make miracles happen. "

——"6666 upstairs! How much do you sell Marco Polo floor tiles? My house is being renovated recently. "

"..."

Just when netizens were making jokes in the live broadcast room.

Xiao Yang had already taken out a long old nail from his backpack, which was covered with rust.

Xiao Xiao raised his head and pointed at Xiao Yang's hand.

"Dad, aren't you fishing? What are you doing with this broken nail?"

Xiao Yang: "Broken nail?"

Xiao Xiao: "Isn't it? I just saw you pick it up at the beach. It was on a broken board."

"You burned the board as firewood and pulled out the nail."

"You should throw it away soon. It's so dirty."

"Grandma said that if this kind of rusty nail pierces the flesh, you need to get a tetanus shot, otherwise it will kill people."

Xiao Yang: "Well, your grandma is right."

"But in certain places, in this uninhabited wilderness, this kind of garbage is likely to turn waste into treasure and do a lot."

Xiao Xiao still didn't understand what Dad was going to do.

At this time,

Xiao Yang squatted down next to a large smooth stone and rubbed the iron nail in his hand repeatedly on the stone surface.

Ten minutes later.

Xiao Yang raised the iron nail in his hand again,

Fuck! !

The iron nail turned into a fine needle? ! !

Chinese people have all heard of the legend of grinding an iron rod into a needle.

It also teaches people to be persistent and patient in doing things, and they will definitely achieve their goals.

But no one has really done this before?

But Xiao Yang was able to grind an iron nail into a needle with his bare hands today! !

At this time, the barrage of comments started to roll wildly.

——"666! This is possible? ! ! How much strength does it take to do this?!"

——"Fuck! Xiao Yang is awesome! ! This strength and endurance, a real man!!"

——"This is really thin!"

——"The person above, who are you talking about thin??! Xiao Yang is not thin at all!"

——"Hehe, I said the needle in his hand is thin, he can grind such a thick iron nail into an iron needle so quickly, he has some skills."

"..."

At this time.

Xiao Yang turned around and pulled off a long and thin vine from the woods a few steps away.

Cut the vines and separate them, splicing them into a long line.

Grind the nail into a thin needle and bend it into a fishhook.

Tie it to the end of the thin line made of vines.

Tie the other end of the vine to a tree stick,

and a simple fishing rod is made.

"How is it?"

Xiao Yang smiled proudly in front of Xiao Xiao.

"Pa pa pa~"

"Pa pa pa~"

"Dad, great!!"

"Dad is great!!"

"But can this really catch fish?"

Xiao Xiao was still hesitant about the fishing rod in Xiao Yang's hand that didn't look like a fishing rod.

After all, her father used to be an air force.

Except for the time when he caught a fish in the nursing home, he had never succeeded before.

"Is it okay?"

Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows.

"Take out the word 'ma' and say 'okay'!"

"..."

As he said that, he walked a few steps into the water, holding a wooden stick in his hand and started fishing.

In fact, Xiao Yang did think about diving into the water to catch fish.

The main reason was that he was worried about Xiao Xiao staying alone on the shore.

The lakeside is not like the seaside.

There are wild beasts at any time.

If Xiao Xiao is attacked by a wild beast when he dives to catch fish, it will be a loss.

With god-level fishing skills,

even with such simple and rough fishing tools, Xiao Yang didn't even put a bait.

But the fish were caught one after another.

Although the vines areThe fishing line is not long, nor is it strong, so it can't catch any big fish.

But Xiao Yang didn't plan to catch any big fish.

One minute later.

On the shore, there were several small fish caught by Xiao Yang.

Each one was a little bigger than the palm of the hand, and was jumping around.

It was a fish species not common in other inland lakes.

Seeing the scene in front of them, the fishermen in front of the screen were really jealous and envious.

——"Fuck!! At this time, a fisherman has become famous!! "

——"Forget it, forget it, it's better not to watch this live variety show!! I'm almost broken by watching it!"

——"Brothers and sisters, I feel a little uncomfortable, I'm going to sleep first."

"..."

Xiao Yang looked at the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 10 fish on the shore.

I felt that it was almost enough.

If there were more, I couldn't finish them. Isn't this a waste of life? ?

So he put away the so-called fishing rod in his hand and walked to the shore.

He picked up a knife and gutted the fish and cleaned it.

While killing the fish, he asked Xiaoxiao who was sitting next to him.

"How is it?"

"Do you still think that nail is broken now?"

"At first you didn't let me pick it up, saying it was dirty."

"Of course it's not broken!!"

Xiaoxiao shook her head.

"This nail and the waste cigarette box are treasures to me!"

"Big treasure!!"

Xiaoxiao's appearance made people laugh.

Xiao Yang nodded Xiaoxiao's head with his hand.

"That's right, all these things that look like garbage and waste.

One day, in a certain environment, they are all treasures and can be used to great effect."

Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up: "Ah, I know, I know!!"

"This discarded cigarette box can be used to make a fire, bring us warmth, and cook delicious food."

"Waste nails can be turned into fish hooks to catch delicious fish."

"And Huanhuan at home, who was originally an experimental dog that others disliked, but now is my big baby!"

Xiao Yang: "Yes, Dad hopes you can think like this in the future."

"No matter what environment you encounter, never give up on yourself."

"Even if you are a scrap of society, you are Dad's little pride!"

Xiaoxiao: "Huh?"

"Dad, isn't this what grandma told you before?!"

Xiao Yang: "Uh..."

I don't want to follow it, what's wrong with the original? ! Scraps? !

Just as the father and daughter were chatting and laughing.

Wu Yu and Lele finally arrived panting.