Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 321

Seeing Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao put the ice cream into their mouths and took a bite.

The audience in the live broadcast room could no longer bear it and started to complain.

—— "Oh my god, I thought Xiao Yang was just pretending at first, but I didn't expect him to really eat it. What a greedy boy."

—— "Let him eat it, anyway, he is so old, it's okay to eat shit, but Xiao Xiao is still young, it's unhealthy to eat shit since childhood."

—— "What are you talking about, the person above?! Anyway, it's all shit in the end, so what if you eat it?"

—— "Can you disgusting people stop talking about shit?"

—— "I just said, shit shit shit shit... allow others to eat it, but not allow me to say it?"

Xiao Yang felt the audience's emotional value in his mind rise.

The photographer looked at Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao and frowned.

"You really eat it?"

"Are you really not afraid of diarrhea!!"

Xiao Yang ate with relish and grinned at the 1.7m tall photographer.

"What's the matter? Isn't there a report that a man in a foreign country grew 10 centimeters taller after eating shit?"

"Brother, eat some, maybe you can grow taller."

Photographer: "..."

Photographer rolled his eyes at Xiao Yang and turned to Xiao Xiao.

"Xiao Xiao, don't eat it, or you'll get a stomachache."

Xiao Xiao sucked on the ice cream stick.

She licked the corner of her mouth with her tongue, looking very happy.

"Hmm~"

"Uncle, but this shit is sweet and delicious."

Photographer: ...

"You, kid, are as greedy as your dad."

Xiao Xiao threw the ice cream stick into the trash can.

"Uncle, don't worry."

"My dad is smart, he won't really eat shit."

"I ate it because I saw him dare to eat it."

Audience:

"Kid, you trust your dad too much."

Xiao Yang gave Xiao Xiao a reproachful look.

"Xiaoxiao, this is your fault."

"Why are you trying to learn from me? Are you learning from a bullshit person?"

He then opened the packaging bag of the ice cream that the photographer refused.

Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes.

"Hmph~"

The photographer was a little upset to see that the big and small one completely took his kindness for granted.

"You two are really stupid. You will only believe me if you have diarrhea after eating."

Xiao Yang frowned.

"Brother, why are you not old enough, but you like to watch marketing accounts like those grandpas and aunts?"

"The video you showed me was sent to me by Ms. He yesterday."

Said Xiao Yang, he took out his mobile phone and opened the green bubble software.

Opened a video sent to him by Ms. He.

"Recently, many batches of ice cream have been found to contain fecal contamination. In other words, eating an ice cream is equivalent to eating a small piece of feces..."

There was also Ms. He's roar below.

"Don't take Xiaoxiao to eat shit!!"

"!!!"

The photographer was stunned when he saw it: "You know?"

"Then why are you eating it!!"

"I don't dare let my son eat this."

Xiaoxiao also looked at Xiao Yang and said in a low voice.

"Dad, isn't this what grandma said, that eating shit can't be warm?"

Xiao Yang: ...

"Hehe, these marketing accounts are all nonsense, which will create anxiety!"

"The middle-aged and elderly people in China are poisoned by these marketing accounts! !

I didn't expect that you, brother, believe them even if you are not a middle-aged or elderly person!!"

The three people spoke a little loudly.

Every word was heard by the uncles and aunts who were playing with their grandchildren.

When they heard Xiao Yang refuting the marketing account and still eating "shit".

Immediately led the children around. They shouted at each other.

"Oh, isn't this the kid from the Xiao family?"

"Kid, your mom sent you this knowledge for your own good. She knows that you are busy with work and can't see it, but you still don't know how to be grateful, and you say that your mom is talking nonsense!"

"That's right, your mom must be very sad when she hears it."

"My child is the same. I usually care about his life and send him some useful knowledge I see on the Internet. He doesn't appreciate it. He either doesn't read it or tells me not to send him messy things and be careful of his phone being infected! You say I am his mother, can I harm him..."

"..."

These middle-aged and elderly people think that their children are just like Xiao Yang, the ungrateful wolf, and don't know how to be grateful.

Endless accusations.

The barrage scrolls.

——"Alas, my parents also send me marketing videos every day, dozens of them a day, which makes my small phone storage even smaller."

——"Yes, yes, yes!! My parents would rather believe a marketing account with AI dubbing than believe me who has been with them for 30 years."

——"I told my mom: These are all marketing accounts,Don't worry about him. My mother said: God's book, as I wish, according to my heart. "

——"No, no, no, your parents just look at the marketing account, but my parents were cheated of tens of thousands of yuan by the marketing account. Is there anyone who can control the marketing account! ! "

Xiao Yang is surrounded by a group of old men and women.

They basically live in the same community with Xiao Yang, and they are also old neighbors who have lived together for many years.

They are usually familiar with each other and will say hello when they meet.

Xiao Yang shouted: "Uncle and aunt, stop arguing."

At this time, the photographer was also dissatisfied.

Looking at the quietness around him, he asked:

"Xiao Yang, you said that this is a marketing account and it is not credible, then you come up with an explanation. "

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"..."

"This kid, you said there is no shit in the ice cream, you come up with evidence! ! "

"We are not old stubborn people who don't understand. "

The photographer's words immediately attracted the support of the elderly around him.

They all shouted at Xiao Yang to produce evidence.

Otherwise, the little beasts in their hands could not be suppressed.

Seeing Xiao Xiao eating ice cream, they had already started to make a fuss.

Xiao Yang: "Okay~"

He said, and pressed the screen of his mobile phone again.

Find the official website of the National Market Food Safety and turn out the investigation report on ice cream.

"The marketing account you saw said that the samples sampled, 50% of the ice cream had excessive E. coli. Right?"

"And then they said that E. coli is actually "shit"? ..."

The photographer nodded: "That's what it means."

Xiao Yang: "Samples sampled, but they didn't say how many samples were sampled? "

Then, Xiao Yang found another consumer report from the official website.

The summary table of various food supervision and random inspection results shows that the unqualified rate of frozen drinks is only 0.78%

Xiao Yang pointed to this one.

"Everyone, do you know what this means?"

The uncles and aunts shook their heads.

Xiao Xiao raised her hand and said, "I know! ! 0.78% means that only 78 out of 10,000 are unqualified!"

Xiao Yang raised his thumb to Xiao Xiao.

"That's right."

Xiao Yang said confidently.

"Also, E. coli does not mean shit."

"Let me explain that the alias of E. coli is Escherichia coli..."

"Although E. coli likes to stay in uncontaminated feces and contaminated water, it does not mean that there is shit where there is E. coli..."

"For example, uncooked meat, unsterilized milk, unwashed vegetables and fruits all have E. coli.

There are also refrigerators that are not cleaned all year round.

Grandpa and aunt, if you keep the leftovers in the refrigerator for a day, the amount of E. coli will be enough for me to eat several ice creams! ”

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