MM Racing Chapter 463
Chapter 463
Back in the dormitory, Yang Ming immediately called Lao Zhao.
All previous arrangements for Zeng Haobo were suspended.
With that kid's urine nature, the first thing he did when he woke up must be to use his family's background to take crazy revenge on Fang Yixin.
But is Hongmen easy to provoke?
Yang Ming only hoped that Zeng Haobo would bite hard, just like he did to himself.
The harder you bite, the faster you die.
Yang Ming didn't take Hongmen much in his eyes before, but today he still shocked him when he saw those few Zhantang disciples who protected Fang Yixin.
The most terrifying will never be directly put on the table.
Many times, you can see only the tip of the iceberg, but you can see the leopard in the tube, and it is enough to see it!
Fang Tianlong's old fox must have something in his hand.
Nothing was said all night.
Early the next morning, when Yang Ming got out of bed, he saw that Chen Yanguan opposite was already sitting in front of the computer in a daze.
The glowing screen shows a treasure shopping website.
Yang Ming glanced at the time, half past six.
Usually at this point, this product still sleeps like a little Ukrainian suckling pig, what's wrong with it today?
"Double 11 has passed, are you worried about when your express delivery will arrive?" "
Lao Yang, you finally got up! No, it's Wang Xinyao's birthday next Wednesday, I'm worried about what to buy for her, you can help my staff and staff come up with ideas." "
I said why I got up so early, and I was right, when I was blind in high school, I couldn't sleep at night because I didn't know what Lu Shutong gave for her birthday.
"Hello~ Is Wang Xinyao going to have a birthday?" Before Yang Ming could speak, Jiang Bo yawned diagonally and got off the bed: "How simple is this, if you want me to say Lao Chen, you can give the doll, just the kind of doll with the same proportion as people, girls should like that thing."
Chen Yanguan's eyes lit up: "Old Jiang, let's go together, I just wanted to send that
, Yang Ming, what do you think?" "Old
Yang, what kind of eyes do you have?" "Can't you send a doll?"
"Send your sister! Why don't you give her a bulingbuling glow-in-the-dark watch? You deserve to have no girlfriend, it's just a schoolboy behavior! No, just the love intelligence of the two of you, saying that you are elementary school students are insulting the children in the upper grades of primary school!
And the same proportion of dolls as real people? People are at school, where do you give her to put her? Stuff the wardrobe? Can you put your wardrobe down?"
Jiang Bo: "............"
"Then can you put it on the bed~" Chen Yanguan whispered.
"That's right!Put it on the bed!You're so smart, young master, get up and look up at how big your own bed is, where do you let her sleep with such a big doll?Why don't you just give yourself to her!" Yang Ming hated that iron was not steel: "And people originally disliked you for not being mature enough, you still gave the doll, you are a self-defeating way, brother~
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"Then what do you say?" Jiang Bo was a little unconvinced.
Perfume, lipstick, cleanser and makeup remover, even if it's a better lip balm and a special keychain, it's all adults, don't keep your love thinking in elementary school, it's really not okay to invite her directly as a classmate to eat a meal The delicious food she likes is a hundred times stronger than you give dolls!"
"Then why don't you just send jewelry, send bags, these more expensive gifts don't seem more mature?".
First of all, you have to consider your own financial affordability, gritting your teeth and being able to take it out, or if you eat pickles and steamed buns for a month or two, this is the limit, how big a bowl is there and how much rice you eat, remember not to chase girls and rush to the façade to bear too much financial burden beyond your existing ability, so that even if you chase until the day when you will have a leak sooner or later.
Another is the grasp of the sense of proportion, the person is not your girlfriend, and everyone is a student, as soon as you come up, throw such a valuable gift, do you think people will accept it? She resolutely refuses to accept it, are you embarrassed? And if she accepts it directly, it is estimated that you will be even more miserable. "
I understand this, worship money, green tea, spare tire, lick the dog!" Jiang Bo said busily.
"Not exactly, but that's pretty much it. You kid has made progress!" Yang Ming was a little relieved, Jiang Bo, an iron straight man, finally opened up a little.
Chen Yanguan thought for a while, and thought for a long time before saying: "Then Lao Yang, I'll send lipstick, what do you think?" "
Yes, the price is not too expensive, but don't go to the stall to buy those bargains. "
Three hundred, I'll go, how can it be so expensive? I bought a lipstick yesterday for less than twenty yuan, and the supermarket owner told me that it was already his best, and the lipstick and lipstick are not all about the same size?
Yang Ming gave him a big roll of the eyes, this product is not exaggerated at all, the attribute of the iron straight man is that the dog can't change that.
didn't bother to deal with him, Yang Ming continued: "Remember, giving gifts is about a heart, and you can't just give lipstick, although things are not particularly expensive, but let her feel your heart."
"How can I make her feel my heart?" Chen Yanguan humbly asked.
"For example, if you give Wang Xinyao lipstick, you first have to inquire about what brand she usually likes, what color she uses, what color she likes, and the color she wants to try but hasn't started yet. Figure out these and then choose at your discretion, I personally think it is best to give her the color number that she has always wanted to try but has not yet started, which is the most heartfelt and the most surprising. "
What is the color number?Is the color?Isn't lipstick all the same color?What other colors are there besides red?"......
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Yang Ming's scalp only felt that his scalp was numb.
Really, if it weren't for Chen Yanguan, a kid who helped him carry such a big thunder, he would have turned around and left.
Yang Ming patiently took a few minutes to explain to him clearly, and then this kid asked someone to inquire about Wang Xinyao's preferences.
In fact, it was Yang Ming who built the bridge and asked him to find the helpful Zhou Zhishu.
At noon, this kid returned to the dormitory at the latest, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted excitedly: "Lao Yang, it's all figured out, I'll place an order to buy lipstick!"
"Yanguan, I'll teach you a little bit more knowledge, it's almost the same as sending two or three hundred now, but when she really becomes your girlfriend, remember to buy the best lipstick for your girlfriend. "
Because this best reflects the love for her?" Jiang Bo came over at once, moved a small stool and sat next to Yang Ming, looking humbly taught.
Seeing Chen Yan's pursuit in full swing, he was also warm.
"It's not. It's best for yourself. "
Why?" Jiang Bo and Chen Yanguan asked at the same time.
Yang Ming glanced at the two of them.
"Because of lipstick, my girlfriend is using it externally, and you are taking it internally.
Chen Yanguan Jiang Bo looked at each other: "What does it mean?Can that thing still be eaten?"
............"
Yang Ming shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, the blind spot of knowledge, for you two 10,000-year-old single dogs, this knowledge point is indeed a bit out of line, don't explain much, you will naturally understand when the time comes."
Yang Ming didn't say whether he was alive or dead, and they wanted to know very much.
So Chen Yanguan Jiang Bo was bothered by this question for a long time like a cat's paw.
Until one evening, when the two rammed goods came out of the school bathhouse and passed by Weiming Lake, they saw a couple of campus lovers who had just finished grunting in a gazebo.
The girl said to the boy next to her coquettishly, 'It's all your fault, you have made up all my makeup, and your lipstick is almost gone'.
The two of them glanced at each other at the time, and at the same time, they couldn't help but burst into a loud foul mouth together: "Fuck!"
scared the couple into thinking that they had encountered a pervert, so they ran away...