Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Annie, where are you now?"

"A bar, ah, hiccup."

"You've been drinking."

"Yeah, I had a drink. By the way, did you see that bastard?"

Lin Wanyu glanced awkwardly at Lu Ziqiao, then said, "Ziqiao, you see? He looks so pitiful right now. I think Annie, you've gone a bit too far."

Hearing Lin Wanyu say this, Lu Ziqiao inwardly complained. This was more than just a little excessive! Lin Wanyu knew this, of course, but she was afraid that her words would upset Annie.

Even so, Annie on the other end of the phone still exploded: "Ha! Compared to his cheating, what I did was actually letting him off easy!"

"Uh"

Lin Wanyu didn't know what to say.

"Wanyu, tell him that after these two battles, I have landed in Normandy and am about to launch the final assault on Berlin! Let him prepare to withstand my thunderous blows."

Lin Wanyu's heart skipped a beat, and she quickly asked, "An, what are you planning to do now?"

"Haha, he caused me so much pain, of course I have to repay him tenfold. Kicking his groin and throwing bricks are child's play, just appetizers. I'll find out what family he has, let them experience what pain is, and burn down his apartment while I'm at it, leaving him homeless."

"Annie, you..."

Lin Wanyu was about to give in and try to persuade the other party when the call was abruptly ended.

Chen Meijia immediately asked, "How are Wanyu and Annie?"

Lin Wanyu recounted the entire conversation to the group.

Upon hearing Lin Wanyu say that Annie was going to set the apartment on fire and even harm her own family, Lu Ziqiao's hair stood on end. He cowered in the corner of the sofa, trembling, "What do I do? What do I do? I'm doomed!"

Su Mingyang patted Lü Ziqiao on the shoulder and comforted him:

Ziqiao, why are you panicking? Annie is probably just... drunk and talking nonsense.

Lin Wanyu chimed in, "Yes, Ziqiao, don't worry too much."

How could I not worry?

Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face, "It's just... she's even scarier when she's drunk! What if she suddenly decides to stab me a few times? She's not a medical student, she can't avoid vital organs, then I'll definitely be going to see the King of Hell!"

"Probably!"

Chen Meijia nodded thoughtfully.

Her words made Lu Ziqiao tremble even more violently.

Su Mingyang glanced at Chen Meijia speechlessly.

Chen Meijia realized she had said the wrong thing and chuckled awkwardly, saying, "Why don't you, Ziqiao, just go to the bar and explain things to Annie?"

Lu Ziqiao said dejectedly, "I'd like to, but do you think she'd listen to me? If I went to see her, she'd probably throw a bottle at my head first, and I don't have money for bandages."

"What to do then"

Chen Meijia was at her wit's end.

Lin Wanyu volunteered, "Right now, I'm the only one who can talk to Annie. I can go and explain things to her on Ziqiao's behalf, but I don't know how to tell her."

Seeing that Lin Wanyu was going to get involved, Su Mingyang didn't object anymore. It was clear that Lu Ziqiao and Annie couldn't resolve the matter peacefully.

If things continue like this, Annie will definitely escalate the situation and endanger others.

"Just tell her the whole story, won't that be better?"

Chen Meijia said matter-of-factly.

Su Mingyang asked, "Did you tell Annie that Ziqiao originally intended to break up with her?"

Chen Meijia: "Yeah! That's a breakup, not cheating."

Su Mingyang was amused by Chen Meijia's naiveté: "Meijia, do you know what it means to judge by actions, not intentions? When Lu Ziqiao was pursuing Qiqi, Ziqiao hadn't broken up with Annie yet, so essentially, he was still cheating."

""

Okay, Mingyang, you're right.

Chen Meijia understood.

Lin Wanyu hadn't considered this beforehand. She didn't tell Annie about Lu Ziqiao's intention to break up with her at the coffee shop, fearing that Annie would suffer a double blow.

Hearing Su Mingyang's words, he realized that he hadn't considered things thoroughly enough.

Suddenly, Su Mingyang's image in her eyes became much more impressive.

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and said to the three of them, "How about Wanyu tells Annie that Qiqi is actually my distant cousin, and that Qiqi deliberately lied to Annie because she doesn't like her?"

"Hehe, I knew you'd come up with this idea: if something goes wrong, just blame it on your cousin in room 417."

Chen Meijia held Nengdao in her arms.

"Do you have a better way?"

Lu Ziqiao looked helpless.

"No."

That solves it.

Su Mingyang's heart skipped a beat, and he laughed, "Ziqiao, your reason is too silly. I have a better way, but it's a bit dirty and not the way a gentleman would do."

"What method?"

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up. He didn't care about the dirt or the mess, as long as it solved the problem.

Su Mingyang smiled mysteriously: "Four words: Turning black into white."

"What's the meaning"

The three of them looked at Su Mingyang, waiting for him to continue.

Su Mingyang pondered for two seconds, then smiled and said, "It's simple. Tell Annie that it was actually Qiqi who wanted to pursue Ziqiao, but Ziqiao flatly rejected her, and Qiqi was very disappointed."

"At this moment, Annie suddenly ran over and questioned her, clearly stating that she was his girlfriend. Kiki was furious and devised a plan, deliberately making up lies to deceive Annie and distort the truth."

At this point, Su Mingyang turned his gaze to Lü Ziqiao: "And the purpose is to expose you two."

Chen Meijia's eyes widened, and she gave Su Mingyang a thumbs up: "No wonder you've written novels, amazing!"

"Mingyang, your idea is brilliant! Ouch, hiss!"

Lu Ziqiao jumped up from the sofa in excitement, accidentally aggravating his injured testicles, causing him to wince in pain.

Chapter 265 Are you sure you can help with this?

Lin Wanyu pondered for a while... Lu Ziqiao's method was far less feasible than what Su Mingyang had just mentioned.

really.

When it really matters, your own boyfriend is the most reliable.

Although the method was a bit underhanded.

But at this critical juncture, there's no time to worry about that anymore.

Calming Annie's anger is the most important thing! Thinking of this, Lin Wanyu said, "Okay, I'll explain to Annie the way you said, Mingyang."

Su Mingyang turned to Lin Wanyu and gave her an apologetic look: "I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you a bit, having to lie like this, sigh."

"fine."

Lin Wanyu smiled gently. "This can be considered a white lie. As a friend, I don't want Annie to ruin herself because of this, nor do I want Ziqiao to see her being tormented again. After all, we're friends."

"Um."

Su Mingyang was touched by Lin Wanyu's thoughtfulness towards her friends, and reached out to ruffle her hair.

Chen Meijia sighed, turned and glared angrily at Lu Ziqiao: "I really want to spray you with a mouthful of salt water! You can't even solve your own relationship problems, and you need Wanyu to stick your neck out for you!"

At first, she felt sympathy and heartache when she saw Lu Ziqiao's injuries.

Now...

She just wanted to say "Serves him right!" If Lu Ziqiao's injuries hadn't been so severe, she would have loved to kick him again.

"Uh"

Lu Ziqiao was initially secretly pleased that the matter was about to be resolved.

After overhearing the conversation between Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu, I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

At this point, Chen Meijia again mercilessly criticized herself.

My face burned with shame, and I felt utterly mortified.

He hesitated for two seconds, then said sincerely, "I'm sorry... Wanyu, it's my fault that all of this happened..."

Lin Wanyu shook her head: "Ziqiao, you're not sorry to me, but to Annie."

"All right."

Lu Ziqiao lowered his head, seemingly lost in thought.

Su Mingyang said, "Ziqiao, you mustn't forget today's lesson, otherwise next time... no one will be able to help you."

"Yes, I'll remember that."