Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang spoke up to remind her, "Meijia, it's obvious that Annie didn't kick Ziqiao's head."

The little head asked, "Where is that?"

Chen Meijia frowned, looking Lu Ziqiao up and down. She immediately noticed his trembling legs and the hand covering his groin. She instantly understood and felt both sorry for him and amused.

Lin Wanyu also noticed, and awkwardly turned her head away. She hadn't expected Annie to be so ruthless! Putting herself in Su Mingyang's shoes, she definitely wouldn't have done this! Under the gaze of the others, Lu Ziqiao raised his hand to cover his face, feeling utterly ashamed.

At this moment, Chen Meijia suddenly thought of something, pried Lu Ziqiao's hand off her face, and asked suspiciously, "If Annie didn't kick your head, then how did you get this injury?"

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu were also very curious about this question.

Lu Ziqiao said quietly, "It was also Annie who did it."

Ah Tu

Chapter 263 You've finally met your match!

While the three were still stunned, Lü Ziqiao pulled out a 20-centimeter-thick brick from behind him, waved it in front of them, and then, exhausted, threw it to the ground.

"This is the murder weapon. I was passing by Annie's apartment building on my way back when it hit me on the head. If I hadn't practiced Iron Head Kung Fu, you would only be seeing me in the morgue."

"!!!"

The three of them were stunned. Chen Meijia looked at the thick brick and immediately exclaimed, "Has Annie gone mad?!"

Lin Wanyu turned pale with fright: "Such a big brick, Annie really went too far!"

Su Mingyang clicked his tongue and said, "Annie is ruthless! Luckily she's not a medical student, otherwise Ziqiao would have suffered a fate worse than death!"

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu was puzzled.

"Mingyang, what do you mean by that? What's wrong with studying medicine?"

Chen Meijia was also puzzled: "Yeah, aren't medical students supposed to save lives and heal the wounded? How could they make Ziqiao suffer a fate worse than death?"

Lu Ziqiao was also somewhat confused.

Seeing the three people looking at him with inquisitive eyes, Su Mingyang smiled slightly and boasted, "You may not have heard of this, but back in my hometown there was a woman who studied medicine. One day, she took a fruit knife and stabbed her boyfriend dozens of times. Guess what happened next?"

"hiss"

Lin Wanyu, Chen Meijia, and Lü Ziqiao exchanged glances and all gasped in shock.

Thinking to herself, "This woman is too ruthless! Stabbing him dozens of times! How could the man possibly survive? If he's dead, then this medical student is... guilty of intentional homicide, which would be either the death penalty or... life imprisonment!" With that thought, Lin Wanyu quickly voiced her thoughts.

Su Mingyang had anticipated their reaction, suppressing a laugh as he shook his head and said, "Wrong. The man didn't die, but he suffered severe injuries. The key point is... when the female medical student stabbed him, she avoided vital organs with every cut. In the end, the man was only assessed as having minor injuries!"

"Minor injury"

Lin Wanyu opened her mouth wide.

Chen Meijia's eyes widened like light bulbs.

Lu Ziqiao reacted the most, his jaw almost dropping to the ground, a chill running through him.

Compared to that man, he seemed to be quite lucky.

Although he was kicked in a vital spot, it only took two days; the spot on his head where he was hit by a brick will heal in no time.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Now you understand why I said Xingni wasn't studying medicine, right?"

"This is outrageous! Each one is more outrageous than the last!"

Chen Meijia sighed, "Compared to them, I'm still very kind."

As she spoke, she glanced at Lü Ziqiao out of the corner of her eye: "That Chu fellow doesn't know how to cherish things."

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu both knew who she was talking about, and smiled slightly.

Lu Ziqiao looked a little awkward, coughed twice to cover his embarrassment, and quickly changed the subject: "Alright, I've just told you what happened. Help me analyze why Annie treated me like that!"

Chen Meijia immediately said, "It's simple, she must be in a bad mood because she's on her period!"

Lü Ziqiao: ""

Lin Wanyu: ""

Su Mingyang: ""

Seeing the three of them looking at her speechlessly, Chen Meijia smiled sheepishly: "Just kidding, you guys analyze it."

She also considered another possibility: Lin Wanyu had told Annie that Lu Ziqiao wanted to break up, which was why he was so irritable.

However, this is only a possibility; she wouldn't just say it casually.

Su Mingyang said, "Actually, there's no need to analyze it; Wanyu and I already know the reason."

Do you know what exactly happened?

Lu Ziqiao stared straight at Su Mingyang.

Chen Meijia's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that she had guessed correctly? Su Mingyang turned to Lin Wanyu and said, "Wanyu, you tell us."

"Um."

Lin Wanyu nodded and recounted everything that happened between her and Annie while shopping at the mall.

Upon learning that Annie had done all this because she mistakenly believed he had cheated on her, Lu Ziqiao cried out in despair, "God, are you playing me? Why did this have to happen to me?! And I even spent money to buy Annie an amethyst!"

When Chen Meijia heard that Lu Ziqiao had actually bought a gift for the girl, she felt a pang of jealousy and gritted her teeth, saying, "God did a good job! Who told you to be so fickle! You deserve it!"

Lu Ziqiao retorted, "When have I ever been fickle? Every decision I made had a reason!"

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but ask, "Ziqiao, why did you break up with Annie before?"

"Wanyu, do you even need to ask? You've known him for so long, don't you understand him?"

As Chen Meijia spoke, she glanced disdainfully at Lü Ziqiao, "Taking advantage of someone and then kicking them aside is this guy's consistent style."

Lin Wanyu nodded thoughtfully: "Is that so?"

Hearing Chen Meijia belittle him like that, Lu Ziqiao retorted irritably, "Meijia, don't talk nonsense! I've been dating Annie for three months, and we haven't even reached second base yet. We've barely held hands. How can you say I've taken advantage of you?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Meijia's eyes widened instantly, and she exclaimed incredulously, "What?! You said you've been dating for three months and haven't even reached second base yet? Really?"

"I"

Lu Ziqiao secretly regretted that he had spoken the truth in front of Chen Meijia in his haste, and now he had lost face big time! 5.

8 “Really”

Seeing that he didn't refute, Chen Meijia's lips twitched, then quickly stretched to her ears: she was extremely pleased, almost laughing her head off: "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Three months! Not even made it to second base! Lu Ziqiao, you've finally met your match!"

Lu Ziqiao was so angry he felt like vomiting blood, but there was nothing he could do.

Seeing Chen Meijia laughing so heartily, Lin Wanyu was completely confused. She leaned close to Su Mingyang's ear and asked, "Mingyang, does 'second base' mean reading blogs?"

Su Mingyang's lips twitched. He didn't know why Lin Wanyu would associate second base with reading blogs. He explained, "Second base means... a 'cutting sword embrace'."

"oh."

Lin Wanyu pouted and recalled that she and Su Mingyang had only been at second base for less than three months, hehe.

Chapter 264 This reason is too stupid!

We haven't kissed or hugged each other in three months.

Su Mingyang couldn't help but burst out laughing.

For a seasoned player like Lu Ziqiao, three hours of hitting home runs is the norm, right? He smiled, and Lin Wanyu smiled back.

The laughter of the three men irritated Lu Ziqiao immensely. Coupled with the throbbing pain in his forehead and lower body, he was furious and couldn't help but yell, "Have you guys finished laughing?"

"No!"

Chen Meijia retorted, but her smile gradually faded.

Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was truly angry, Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu stopped laughing.

Lu Ziqiao finally felt a little relieved and waved his hand, saying, "Everyone, go away. I want to be alone."

That sounds familiar.

Lin Wanyu muttered to herself.

"Alright, Ziqiao, you should get some rest."

Su Mingyang sighed and pulled Lin Wanyu, intending to leave.

A cell phone suddenly rang.

Lin Wanyu took out her phone and glanced at the group with a complicated expression: "It's Annie calling."

Anne

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but shudder; he couldn't help it, the trauma Annie had inflicted on him was simply too great.

Chen Meijia, who was about to continue washing the dishes, immediately stopped and urged, "Wanyu, answer the phone quickly! If she's calling you now, it must be about Ziqiao!"

Su Mingyang thought so too.

Lin Wanyu hesitated for a moment... then pressed the answer button.

“Hey, Annie.”

"Wanyu."

Annie's hoarse, weary voice came from the other end of the line.