Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"What major event caused Laura to dump you?"

Su Mingyang glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian sideways and guessed.

"If only it were like that!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.

"So what happened?"

"Haha, Laura proposed to Teacher Zeng!"

Lu Ziqiao sat down next to Zeng Xiaoxian, slapping his thigh excitedly, "Mingyang, you didn't see it! The scene just now was absolutely stunning!"

"Oh"

Su Mingyang immediately became interested, sat up straight, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, "What's going on, Teacher Zeng?"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and explained the whole story.

After listening, Su Mingyang asked, "And then, Teacher Zeng, you agreed?"

"There was no 'later,' the three of them interrupted me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and teased, "Are you planning to thank us or kill us now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what to do either, clutching his head and saying, "Ziqiao, stop making sarcastic remarks. Let me calm down, my mind is completely messed up!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his head, looked up at Su Ming, and asked, "Mingyang, what should I do?"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and said, "So she's had enough fun and wants to find an honest man like you, Teacher Zeng, to take over? Teacher Zeng, if you're already used to wearing a green hat, then go for it! You'll have a green hat! You can wear one every day, stacked on top of another, so you won't be cold in winter. Not only that, you can become a green hat wholesaler in the future."

Su Mingyang's words made Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitch violently.

A picture immediately flashed in my mind—the green hat on his head! More and more, growing bigger and bigger until finally he couldn't hold on any longer and collapsed to the ground.

Just then, Laura appeared, holding an even bigger green hat! She squatted down in front of him and said with a smile, "Xian'er, I've knitted you another one. Here, let me help you put it on."

The scene shifts, and he's carrying a huge bag of green hats! He's hawking them on the street: "Come on over, take a look! Freshly made green hats! Purely handwoven, durable and long-lasting, three yuan a hat, ten yuan for three! Buying one is a steal! Come and buy!"

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head violently: "That's too terrible! I can't marry Laura."

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "It's good that you know, Teacher Zeng."

"We support you."

Lu Ziqiao made a statement.

"I want to break up! I want to break up!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's teeth were chattering, and his body suddenly trembled. "No, I can't make this decision."

Su Mingyang asked, "What's wrong?"

"Just imagine this scene."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face, "You sit next to her, and she keeps laughing and joking with you without knowing anything. Then you open your mouth, and she breaks down, then cries loudly, and then the two of you hug each other and cry your hearts out. At the very least, you have to tell her, 'We can't be together anymore. You should go buy a cucumber!' It's too cruel!"

"What are you talking about? Laura doesn't need cucumbers. You should be the one buying them, Teacher Zeng."

Su Mingyang was speechless.

Zeng Xiaoxian: ""

"that is...."

Lu Ziqiao agreed, crossing his arms and describing, "The correct scenario should be like this: Teacher Zeng, you talk to her, she looks at you quietly, you break down, then you cry loudly, and then she pulls you into her arms and says righteously, 'Don't cry, go wash up and go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow, don't talk nonsense.'"

Thinking about it carefully, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that this might actually be the case, and he was extremely frustrated: "What should we do then?"

"Reject it outright, make a clean break, and do it now."

Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

You mean right here now?

Zeng Xiaoxian panicked a little, but seeing Lu Ziqiao nod, he waved his hand and said, "Let's forget about it. This matter needs to be considered more carefully."

"Stop being so wishy-washy, Teacher Zeng! Men need to get things done quickly!"

Lu Ziqiao urged.

"that is...."

Su Mingyang agreed.

"But I haven't decided how to reject Laura yet! If I ask her out now, what should I say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter expression.

Su Mingyang pondered for two seconds and then offered a suggestion: "Teacher Zeng, you should just tell Laura—marriage is impossible. I will never marry you in this lifetime. I can only live a bachelor's life. Women can get lost. They're not as fun as games."

"Haha, this works."

Lu Ziqiao was laughing so hard he almost peed himself, but then he caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye and his laughter stopped.

Lin Wanyu was standing behind Su Mingyang, pouting with a resentful look, and poking his head with a finger.

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Chapter 170: Getting into a fight with the coffee shop owner?

"Women, get out of here! Games are much more fun."

Lin Wanyu made coffee for the customers and saw Su Mingyang, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Ziqiao chatting. She went over to join in the fun, and as soon as she got closer, she heard her boyfriend say this.

Not understanding the context, she thought these words were a form of criticism directed at her.

Despite the sweltering heat, I was drenched in cold sweat, my hands and feet were ice-cold, and tears almost welled up in my eyes.

He stretched out his index finger and poked Su Mingyang's head, really wanting to poke a hole in it to see what was inside his brain.

"Wanyu, what are you doing?"

Su Mingyang noticed Lin Wanyu behind her early on, tilted his head back, and gave her a smile.

Lin Wanyu withdrew her finger. She had originally wanted to question this guy about what she had done wrong, but she was touched by his warm and gentle smile, and most of her anger dissipated. She muttered, "Mingyang, what were you two talking about just now?"

Seeing that Lin Wanyu's expression was off, Su Mingyang pulled her to sit down next to him: "Wanyu, you seem unhappy, what's wrong?"

"Play dumb!"

Lin Wanyu felt increasingly choked up, and for some reason wanted to contradict him. She forced a smile and said, "Really? I'm so happy."

"Stop pretending, Wanyu. You look just like Teacher Zeng, you're troubled."

Su Mingyang said.

Lin Wanyu was silent for a moment, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian sitting opposite her with a conflicted expression and asked, "Teacher Zeng, what's wrong?"

"Laura proposed to Teacher Zeng, and I was just teaching him how to reject that woman."

Su Mingyang explained.

"Proposal"

Lin Wanyu was somewhat surprised.

Su Mingyang nodded and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, just say what I just said to Laura, it will definitely have some effect."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face, "Mingyang, are you kidding me? How could I possibly say what you just said? If I really told Laura that, I reckon she'd slap me twice."

"What are you afraid of, Teacher Zeng? You should fight like a man. You're making us men look bad."

Lu Ziqiao urged.

"I'd like to, but please let me think about it."

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head, lost in thought.

Listening to the three people's words, Lin Wanyu frowned, vaguely sensing that something was amiss, and asked, "Mingyang, what do you want Teacher Zeng to say to Laura?"

Su Mingyang laughed and repeated, "Marriage is impossible. I will never marry you in this lifetime. I can only live a life of bachelorhood. Women, get out of my way. What's more fun than games?"

"What do you think of that line, Wanyu? It should be effective against Laura, right?"

"what"

In an instant, Lin Wanyu's face burned.

Whether those words had any impact on Laura is unknown, but they certainly had a significant impact on her.

After all that, it turns out I misunderstood Su Mingyang; those words weren't directed at her at all.

"Lin Wanyu, Lin Wanyu, you're really something! How could Mingyang possibly dislike you? Really!"

Lin Wanyu was initially annoyed, but then a weight was lifted from her heart, and her mood brightened. "Wanyu, what are you thinking about? Say something!"

Seeing Lin Wanyu suddenly lost in thought, Su Mingyang flicked her forehead with his index finger.

"Ouch."

Startled by the pain, Lin Wanyu snapped out of her daze, her eyes darting around as she pouted and asked, "Mingyang, are you telling me what you really think?"

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated. He reached out and pinched Lin Wanyu's cheek, saying, "How could that be, Wanyu? What are you thinking?"